Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[the_bird]

Didn't we do the iron city natty boh before, or was that someone else? I tried but couldn't find the Iron City anywhere.


And deal!

Dataz, did you lose ANOTHER ****ing bet? WOW. Awesome. Was rooting for Pitt for no other reason than this!

Weird game last night. Watching it, thinking "wow, those are two great defenses!" before remembering how Brady + crew carved up both Baltimore and Pitt. Actually, the Ravens game wasn't Brady's best, but they still got almost 400 yards total and rushed for 127 (almost 5/carry). Against Pitt, Brady went off but they still rushed for 4.3/carry.

Ray Rice and Rashard Mendalhall couldn't match LawFirm and Danny Freakin' Woodhead.

REAL big game tonight. The winner almost certainly gets a 1st round bye; loser goes on the road in the Wildcard. Gonna be a helluva game.

 

[Homercidal]

REPORT: Dry Hops have been added to the IPA. Early indication point to a successful brew! Thanks to the Lions I have new reason to work on making a better IPA...

 

[dataz722]

First time I have been on today since I am sick and was half expecting bitching about where I was and that I pussed out. So where is my punishment?

Dataz, did you lose ANOTHER ****ing bet? WOW. Awesome. Was rooting for Pitt for no other reason than this!

REAL big game tonight. The winner almost certainly gets a 1st round bye; loser goes on the road in the Wildcard. Gonna be a helluva game.

Yeah, I am 0-3 on HBT bets. I am about to start betting for who I want to lose.


I hope I will be able to stay up for the game tonight but I am about half dead and about to fall asleep already.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Back-to-back Pac-10 Champs!!!

Let's win the 'Natty'! GO Ducks!

F the NFL in the mouth

 

[Sea]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih7OAVzQVVM&feature=player_embedded

Back-to-back Pac-10 Champs!!!

Let's win the 'Natty'! GO Ducks!

F the NFL in the mouth

Now that's funny frank!

 

[ChshreCat]

I am about to start betting for who I want to lose.

Ya gotta learn to be able to root for one team and bet on another. I learned this well because I'm a Seahawks and Mariners fan.

 

[dataz722]

Ya gotta learn to be able to root for one team and bet on another. I learned this well because I'm a Seahawks and Mariners fan.

I can't bet against my team. I just can't bring myself to do it.

 

[ChshreCat]

I can't bet against my team. I just can't bring myself to do it.

It's easy, and in the end you always have something to be happy about.

 

[the_bird]

Paraphrasing Steve Young here (which isn't always easy):

"The Patriots' offense is like a knife that's so sharp, you're bleeding and you don't even know you've been cut."

WOW. What a friggin' game. Cripes, I never would have called that. Dare I say, Rex Ryan looked a little... godsmacked?... in the postgame press conference?

 

[the_bird]

... and because it's Tedy Bruschi night, a couple classic images of one of my all-time favorite players...

 

[ChshreCat]

Dare I say, Rex Ryan looked a little... godsmacked?... in the postgame press conference?

He looked like he was in a hard rock band?

Or do you mean he looked gobsmacked?

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

What a crappy game. The Jets might as well have stayed home and forfeited. It was so lopsided it was hard to even tell if the Pats looks unbelievable or if the Jets traded uniforms with the state high school champions.

Boo hiss.

Anyway you slice it though, I am not excited for the Packers to go and play in Foxhole with playoff implications riding on the outcome. It will be a good test, but it is a bad time of year to be testing with hard games...

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

I really do like to make fun of Brady, but damn is that guy cool as a cucumber. Classy guy and a hell of a player.

 

[as1084]

Doesn't matter because the NFL sucks! I like college football better. Funner to watch and a lot more exciting.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

I really am not a fan of college football. It is just worse players, a larger discrepancy between quality of the teams, and no real system to determine who the best is.

I find the whole thing unable to hold my attention at all.

 

[the_bird]

We had this discussion about, oh, twenty pages ago. Wake me up when the powers-that-be in college football are forced to give up this BCS ("Bull Crap/****") and go to a real playoff system - a system that can be done with the existing bowls very easily. Until then, **** 'em.

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

If the NFL sucks then college football swallows.

What a crappy performance by the Jets and/or a great performance by the Pats (not sure as BK said). Brady looks to be on his way to another MVP. Amazing what he gets from the Lollipop Guild receiving corps.

 

[Hugh_Jass]

Boring game last night.

If the Pats line, both O and D, plays like last night, they're gonna be tough to beat.

The Jets couldn't do anything productive. Their run game was completely shut down and I don't think Edwards remembered to bring his hands to the game.

In the interest of parody, maybe Data should adopt the Pats as his secondary team.

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

In the interest of parody, maybe Data should adopt the Pats as his secondary team.

And start betting on them heavily. Pats would be doomed.

 

[dataz722]

I really do like to make fun of Brady, but damn is that guy cool as a cucumber. Classy guy and a hell of a player.

Yeah, but he is still gay though.

And start betting on them heavily. Pats would be doomed.

I was thinking about that last night.

 

[Cape Brewing]

eh hem... let me just organize my thoughts here for second.

 

[HoppyDaze]

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's borderline weird how little I care about college football. Being a die hard college fan, unless you are CURRENTLY ENROLLED at that college... is like going gang busters with painted face and everything to a high school JV game.

They are kids... of which 99% of them aren't good enough to play pro.

"Oooooo but this guy is sooooooo awesome!!!"

ok... well... 1) you're talking about a KID... which, in itself is freakin' creepy and 2)... yeah... he's playing against other KIDS... of which, like I said, 99% of them aren't good enough to play pro ball.

So awesome, the 1% guys play well for a couple of years in college and then more than half of THOSE guys fizzle out and never become of a factor. (pronounced Tim Tebow).

Tim Tebow is freakin' worshipped in Fla.. for what?? Awesome, you beat up on a bunch of other kids. How are those stats comin' along for the Broncos Timmy?


Enough talk of the childish school games....

HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU PEOPLE THE PATS WERE THE WORLD'S MOST SUPER AWESOMIST?!?!

NOW do you believe me!?!?

 

[motobrewer]

why, because you went 1-1 vs the jets this year?

all praise 50% success rates!

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

How are those stats comin' along for the Broncos Timmy?

AFAIK, his jersey is the best selling in the NFL so...pretty well.

Nevermind the fact that most people that want Brady/Brees/Manning/et al jerseys prob already have them.

It is interesting that pretty much every play Tebow has played in the NFL was straight outta the UF playbook.

 

[HoppyDaze]

It's borderline weird how little I care about college football. Being a die hard college fan, unless you are CURRENTLY ENROLLED at that college... is like going gang busters with painted face and everything to a high school JV game.

They are kids... of which 99% of them aren't good enough to play pro.

"Oooooo but this guy is sooooooo awesome!!!"

ok... well... 1) you're talking about a KID... which, in itself is freakin' creepy and 2)... yeah... he's playing against other KIDS... of which, like I said, 99% of them aren't good enough to play pro ball.

So awesome, the 1% guys play well for a couple of years in college and then more than half of THOSE guys fizzle out and never become of a factor. (pronounced Tim Tebow).

Tim Tebow is freakin' worshipped in Fla.. for what?? Awesome, you beat up on a bunch of other kids. How are those stats comin' along for the Broncos Timmy?


Enough talk of the childish school games....

HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU PEOPLE THE PATS WERE THE WORLD'S MOST SUPER AWESOMIST?!?!

NOW do you believe me!?!?

spoken like a true east coast New England dumb sh!t....

you worship a pretty boy with wavy hair who models during the off season. Isn't that silly?

 

[Cape Brewing]

why, because you went 1-1 vs the jets this year?

all praise 50% success rates!

LOL!!!!!

That's funny.

This is the awesome part of the year. I always enjoy it when fans from other teams grasp at anything they can to try to tear down The Most Dominant Team of the Millenium.

Pfftt... "1 and 1 against the Jets"!?!? AAAAAHHHH AHAHAHAHA!!!!!! "50% success rate"!?!?! Oh... nevermind the best record in football!!! AAAAHHHH AHAHA AHAHAHAHAHH!!!


"best selling jersey" !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

OH MY GOD!!!!! AAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHHH HAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

(I can't breath!)

AAAAAA HA HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!!

holy crap!!!

AAAAAAAH HAAAAAAAAAAA HA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAA!!

(Oh man... the tears!!)

 

[Cape Brewing]

spoken like a true east coast New England dumb sh!t....

you worship a pretty boy with wavy hair who models during the off season. Isn't that silly?

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh man!!!

Keep it coming!!!!

You guys are killin me!!!

"Yeah... well!! You're QB has wavy hair!" Did you actually stick your tongue out at me after you wrote that??

AAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

yes I did... hahaha LOSER

 

[motobrewer]

I always enjoy it when fans from other teams grasp at anything they can to try to tear down The Most Dominant Team of the Millenium.

lol, well, yeah that's part of it. but we've already proven they aren't the most dominant team of the millenium. again, cheating NE fans trying to create stats again....