Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[babalu87]

That's the biggest load of ****. He had one sack and thats about it. Oher did one hell of a job on him especially seeing that is only his second game on the left side.

The fact that the
DUMB
SON
OF
A
BITCH

Talked smack after a game that his team LOST tells me wonders about the locker room happenings of that team.

I'll be shocked if the RavenColtss finish with 9 wins

 

[dataz722]

The fact that the
DUMB
SON
OF
A
BITCH

I'll give you that. I would like to see the interview prior to that though. I would blame most of that on being a rookie though.

 

[HighPlainsDrifter]

This guy makes some pretty funny cartoons related to the NFL. With all the talk of refs and Brady, I thought that you guys would get a kick out of this:

http://www.bangcartoon.com/2009/skirt.htm

If you like it check out his archives. The one of Favre (with John Madden) returning to play for the Jets is hilarious (also Brady related).

 

[JKoravos]

Allen's response to Oher is classic.

Apparently, someone with some common sense got in Oher's ear, because this was his response to Allen's comment:

Ravens OT Michael Oher's response to Vikings DE Jared Allen's claim that Allen beat him "like a red-headed step child": "I'm not a real talker and I don't talk through the media. I have nothing but respect for Jared Allen as a football player."

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm surprised Oher didn't just blame the refs.

 

[Hugh_Jass]

go browns

:rockin:

 

[cjmcfoot]

go browns

:rockin:

Yeeeeah, what can Brown do for you? Apparently jack s**t. They suck ass and always will.

BTW, Hate the PATS, I rooted for them way back in the superbowl they played against Chicago, went all out, big party, decorations, beer, cake. Those A**holes scored one friggin touchdown, I was so disappointed I vowed to never root for them again.

Go GREENBAY, forget about Favre, we have Rodgers!!!!!:rockin:

 

[babalu87]

ROFL at the once proud franchise of the Washington Redskins

See what a meddling DUMB **** owner does fo yah!

At least Kraft learned his lesson early enough.................

 

[Cape Brewing]

Don't worry everyone, the Pats have a bye week this week so your team might have a chance

 

[Beermaker]

I am gonna say all you NE fans will be watching the Saints win a superbowl this year.

 

[HighPlainsDrifter]

ROFL at the once proud franchise of the Washington Redskins

See what a meddling DUMB **** owner does fo yah!

I was just looking over this weekend's schedule and noticed that the Redskins are 21 point dogs to some team called the Bye. I think that I may take this bet but I'm not sure.

Speaking of their owner, what the Redskins really need is a good game of midget tossing.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I am gonna say all you NE fans will be watching the Saints win a superbowl this year.

win the rings first, then come talk to us.

 

[the_bird]

I wasn't aware that Belichick and Brady were being nominated for Sainthood. The Pope's not from Boston, is he?

 

[dataz722]

I wasn't aware that Belichick and Brady were being nominated for Sainthood. The Pope's not from Boston, is he?

The Nobel prize committee must have been in charge of that decision too.

 

[Cape Brewing]

words of the hopelessly jealous.

... hey, I don't blame you. I would be jealous if I wasn't a Pats fan.

 

[babalu87]

ROFL @ teh J E T S

 

[Homercidal]

This sucks. I was counting on the Lions to win over the Rams, and keep my hopes for winning the IPA bet alive. Thankfully the Browns are sucking as bad as the Lions. I'm not sure there is a beatable team left on the Lion's schedule now, though.

 

[Hugh_Jass]

It's a race to the bottom, Homer.

Browns looked gawdawful yesterday. Thankfully, I'm not opposed to drinking on Sundays. It makes the games almost watchable.

Clowns/Lions play heads up in a few weeks. That'll probably be the deciding game. Good luck.

 

[Lil' Sparky]

The Cowboys have been looking good lately. Defense has come alive and the evil Romo has been conspicuously absent of late. I'm not ready to predict a playoff win yet, or even that they'll get there. They've got to beat some NFC East *********s first. Should be a good game this week against the dodo birds up in Philly.

It was great seeing Farve win yesterday, too. I was afraid he might go out with a dud this year, but he's been playing really well, and the Vikings are for real - look out NFC!

 

[TxBrew]

Glad to see Brett spank the Packers last night.

 

[Homercidal]

It's a race to the bottom, Homer.

Browns looked gawdawful yesterday. Thankfully, I'm not opposed to drinking on Sundays. It makes the games almost watchable.

Clowns/Lions play heads up in a few weeks. That'll probably be the deciding game. Good luck.

Ouch. I just realized that I don't even have a Homebrew IPA in the house!!

Not sure I have enough time to brew one now, what with the Lions' season basically over already...

 

[Hugh_Jass]

Ouch. I just realized that I don't even have a Homebrew IPA in the house!!

Not sure I have enough time to brew one now, what with the Lions' season basically over already...

The fat lady sings the National anthem in both our stadiums, Homer.

In the Clown's stadium, the National Anthem is directly followed by the Benny Hill theme song.

Yoop noticed some problems with my IPA. I'd like to think I'm a better brewer than da Browns are football players, but mebbe not.

 

[Cape Brewing]

guys guys guys... let's not stray too far from the real topic in the NFL today... the New England Patriots

 

[babalu87]

guys guys guys... let's not stray too far from the real topic in the NFL today... the New England Patriots

I think the ass-raping for the rest of the NFL will be of EPIC proportions.

 

[dataz722]

The pats sure do love their man on man butt sex don't they.

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

The pats sure do love their man on man butt sex don't they.

When their QB has a mini-butt for a chin...why wouldn't they?

 

[dataz722]

When their QB has a mini-butt for a chin...why wouldn't they?

That is there just so that the balls have an ass to smack off of.

 

[Cape Brewing]

How have the Ravens been doing by the way? I haven't really been paying attention.

Hold on, let me go check out ESPN and see what kind of season they're having.

 

[Cape Brewing]

HEY!! 4-3!!! That's a winning record!

Good job! I wouldn't have guessed but they're back over 500 now!!

 

[olllllo]

All this boasting is how I got the most amazing football related signature evar!

I relinquished it this year out of the goodness of my heart.

I suspect I will have a new one come February.