Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[user 574]

Cape loves this one...

 

[motobrewer]

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they don't keep the same ring design every year, n00b.

 

[Cape Brewing]

2014 New England Patriots.... youngest team ever to win a Super Bowl.

Not bad for a rebuilding year

 

[Darwin18]

*

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'd recommend tuning into some streaming sports talk shows from Seattle. Best drama of the year.

 

[GenIke]

What time do the Supersonics play?

 

[paulthenurse]

they don't keep the same ring design every year, n00b.

No sh!t Sherlock.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Tom Brady - more playoff wins than the Denver Broncos

 

[Cape Brewing]

Russell Wilson about to be paid "top QB in the league" money?? Yes.. PLEASE!!

No more Lynch... Dick Sherman out for a year with Tommy John surgery.

Hey Seahawks... thanks for coming. That one year you were really good was fun.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Next!!!

 

[the_bird]

You really think with all the "medications" Seattle has at their disposal, Sherman's going to miss a year?

 

[finsfan]

Hey Seahawks... thanks for coming. That one year you were really good was fun.

If I remember correctly, Seattle has won just as many Super Bowls as the Patriots have in the last decade.

 

[Cape Brewing]

If I remember correctly, Seattle has won just as many Super Bowls as the Patriots have in the last decade.

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

Holy shti!!!!

Are you even serious right now??

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahah!!!

 

[finsfan]

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

Holy shti!!!!

Are you even serious right now??

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahah!!!

It's a fact that I'm serious about facts.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hahahahahaha!!!!!

You need a timeout. Go sit in the corner until I say you can speak again.

 

[finsfan]

If I remember correctly, Seattle has won just as many Super Bowls as the Patriots have in the last decade.

Still a fact.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha... Ok. Aaaaaaand you can go eat a big huge bag of dicks.

Wanna talk about the last decade and how many the Dolphins have won???

Hahahahahahah

 

[GenIke]

If Wilson was taller that would have been a completion.

 

[bluemoose]

Warren Sapp arrested for soliciting a prostitute and fire from NFL network. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!

I bet Sherman's curve will never be the same.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Russell Wilson about to be paid "top QB in the league" money?? Yes.. PLEASE!!

No more Lynch... Dick Sherman out for a year with Tommy John surgery.

Hey Seahawks... thanks for coming. That one year you were really good was fun.

Like the 2007 Patriots. Not "really good".

 

[GenIke]

Warren Sapp seems like the type of guy who would stiff a hooker.

 

[paulthenurse]

If I remember correctly, Seattle has won just as many Super Bowls as the Patriots have in the last decade.

Holy Sh!t. That's the single stupidest sentence ever typed on the internet. And I'm including everything Cape, Darwin, Moto and I have written. Seriously? I'll give you a mulligan. Just admit you were drunk like a frat pledge when you wrote it. It's the only reasonable explanation.

 

[the_bird]

I was a little surprised when reading about Warren Sapp's miscue that the word "transvestite" never once came up. Seems like the guy of guy who wouldn't mind a little *something extra*.

 

[finsfan]

Holy Sh!t. That's the single stupidest sentence ever typed on the internet. And I'm including everything Cape, Darwin, Moto and I have written. Seriously? I'll give you a mulligan. Just admit you were drunk like a frat pledge when you wrote it. It's the only reasonable explanation.

All these pats fans hiding from the truth and whining about it. Sounds about right.

 

[the_bird]

You know, I really am glad that Rex Ryan is still coaching in the AFC East. How can you not love this guy?

 

[day_trippr]

All these pats fans hiding from the truth and whining about it. Sounds about right.

I gotta ask: do you actually listen to yourself, or do you find yourself tuning out?

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

You know, I really am glad that Rex Ryan is still coaching in the AFC East. How can you not love this guy?

Oh, I'm a huge fan of the Rexasaurus. I mean, the whole football thing is entertainment for anyone not drawing an NFL salary, and Rex is dynamite entertainment!

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

How frickin' awesome was that game! :rockin:

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

fluke

 

[Cape Brewing]

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