Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

God damn game managers.

what if they put rushing yards and TDs on that? LOPSIDED!! Wilson is waaaay better than Brady! NE Sucks!!! Russell Willson first ballot HOFer!!!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You know the interesting fact is when you become so good the league changes or other teams adapt/mimic your style of winning. Come back in 15 years. And don't ftfy you bi*ch!

 

[Punity]

You know the interesting fact is when you become so good the league changes or other teams adapt/mimic your style of winning. Come back in 15 years. And don't ftfy you bi*ch!

You mean like getting big corners for one on one?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Eeeeh. Recent increase of penalties? I think NE and SEA lead in penalties and are meeting in the SB. I agree about SEA's D but pretty soon there will be 32 teams getting them from the wheel of parity. Then ya gotta change your team structure to take advantage of that change = 15yrs

 

[jbaysurfer]

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hold on... let me see if I can find a picture of Dolphin fans watching the last Dolphin playoff game...

Might take me a bit...

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Hold on... let me see if I can find a picture of Dolphin fans watching the last Dolphin playoff game...

Might take me a bit...

found it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nice... I was having trouble. I didn't think Google went back that far

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

He had to hook up his modem, get it faxed over and scanned.

 

[the_bird]

I was expecting it to be a picture of Garo Yepremian. You know, the second-best quarterback in Miami's history.

 

[motobrewer]

i was picturing just a mountain of cocaine.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

i did have to hook up the internet after all.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0[/ame]

 

[jbaysurfer]

January 2009 is hard to remember when you're as braindead as Cheatriot fans are.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Figures don't lie, liars figure.

 

[motobrewer]

Figures don't lie, liars figure.

-Pete Carroll, to the NCAA

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

The answer is 109.

 

[Cape Brewing]

-Pete Carroll, to the NCAA

Oh snap!

 

[Cape Brewing]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...re-actually-trying-to-trademark-the-number-12

I'm now going to walk up and back-hand every Cheathawks fan I see in Arizona

 

[motobrewer]

this, is funny.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You take that at the rest area stop?

 

[motobrewer]

twitter.

learn it. know it. love it.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'm following Bog Water.

 

[Cape Brewing]

They're highly regarded

 

[GenIke]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...re-actually-trying-to-trademark-the-number-12

I'm now going to walk up and back-hand every Cheathawks fan I see in Arizona

That first comment sums it up too: 12 doesn't stand for "12th man" it stands for the "great fans" that started existing in 2012.

 

[ChshreCat]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...re-actually-trying-to-trademark-the-number-12

I'm now going to walk up and back-hand every Cheathawks fan I see in Arizona

We invented the number 12. If not for us, you'd be buying beer in lopsided 13 packs.

 

[jammin]

We invented the number 12. If not for us, you'd be buying beer in lopsided 13 packs.

You invented it right after Texas you mean. The 12th bag is not only belligerent, but oblivious and retarded

 

[ChshreCat]

You invented it right after Texas you mean. The 12th bag is not only belligerent, but oblivious and retarded

We allowed them to use it, retroactively.

 

[ChshreCat]

 

[bluemoose]

Hey, at least the Pats were successful the first time. Lynch tries to deflate his balls after every touchdown.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Since 2012, Seahawks and Patriots are both +51 in turnover margin in the regular season and playoffs. No other team is better than +28.