Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[ChshreCat]

Or successfully execute a high-five.

 

[day_trippr]

Haters gonna hate. It's who they are.

Anyway...for like the hundredth time this season, the Patriots are playing in The Game Of The Week.

So you haters can bask in that warm glow...while knowing there isn't a quarterback alive that wouldn't trade his left nut to be the guy banging Giselle.

Well, except for that Discount Double-Check Dude...

Cheers!

 

[ChshreCat]

And he comes in like a cannonball...

 

[bob1852]

Anyway...for like the hundredth time this season, the Patriots are playing in The Game Of The Week.

That's unpossible. The regular season is only 17 weeks long.

 

[JonGrafto]

Haters gonna hate. It's who they are.

Anyway...for like the hundredth time this season, the Patriots are playing in The Game Of The Week.

So you haters can bask in that warm glow...while knowing there isn't a quarterback alive that wouldn't trade his left nut to be the guy banging Giselle.

Well, except for that Discount Double-Check Dude...

Cheers!

This guy??? Yeah, I think you might be right.

 

[firerat]

...while knowing there isn't a quarterback alive that wouldn't trade his left nut to be the guy banging Giselle.

Yeah, the Brady's pool boy sure hit the jackpot with that job eh.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's okay Tommy... it's ok... I understand.

 

[JonGrafto]

It's okay Tommy... it's ok... I understand.

OH REALLY!?!?!

There are at least 55 people who understand and then some.
The rest of us don't care.

 

[Cape Brewing]

huh?

 

[Darwin18]

Wikipedia as a source? Oh my....

 

[finsfan]

"Ngata, Ngata. Ngata, Ngata. Hey Hey Hey. Goodbye"

 

[JonGrafto]

It's okay Tommy... it's ok... I understand.

One more for you....

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't get it


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[Darwin18]

It's like Rex Ryan having the most playoff wins and the 3rd most regular season wins for the Jets. These things just don't make sense.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It does when Rich Kotite was one of your coaches


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[Cape Brewing]

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[Darwin18]

Don't forget that mush mouth Lou Holtz.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Don't forget that mush mouth Lou Holtz.

Ummm... I think you mean that Magician, Lou Holtz

http://youtu.be/txYgZz5s7ao

I think he might be a real life wizard


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[Darwin18]

He's a god damn embarrassment is what he is. I can't believe ESPN wheels his geriatric ass out each week. And for what? So he can hype up Notre Dame even more?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Are you fcuking serious!?!? Did you fcuking SEE what he just did with that newspaper?????

Only other person I can even imagine could pull something like that off is Tom Brady.


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[HoppyDaze]

Are you fcuking serious!?!? Did you fcuking SEE what he just did with that newspaper?????

Only other person I can even imagine could pull something like that off is Tom Brady.


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Let's see https://vine.co/v/On26ZTgd3lZ

 

[day_trippr]

So. a video of a professional football player that actually gives a sh!t?

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Oh, that's what that was? It looked like a ******** sore loser losing his sh!t to me.

 

[day_trippr]

Well, let's face it, you're Hoppy.

Ain't no gettin' 'round that...

Cheers!

 

[motobrewer]

Remember when the hottest team in the afc got dominated by the packers?

 

[finsfan]

That will never get old.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Really? EVER? So in five years, you're all going to be going with, "remember when the Packers beat the Pats in Week 13 by five points!!"

Wow


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[motobrewer]

Pats. So dominated by the Packers right now.

 

[finsfan]

Its almost as good as butt fumble.

 

[bluemoose]

Remember that time Rodgers used Marino's trick in Marino's house? That was, like, almost as cool as the buttfumble.


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