Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[ChshreCat]

http://profootballmock.com/frustrat...ers-if-hell-ever-see-patriots-win-super-bowl/

 

[McBrewskie]

I agree that the league is going overboard trying to reduce any possible chance of injury, but that call in the Whiners game was good. That was a clothesline on Brees. That's been against the rules for a good long time.

Not really. He hit the chest. And the neck area rule has been two years.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Not really. He hit the chest. And the neck area rule has been two years.

Always aim for the neck and chest area when in the sack.

 

[MrNickVT]

LOL! It gives me no end of amusement that there are still people out there with sand in their vaginas about such a bogus issue as Spygate. As for "ending"...all things end, Satanic contracts or otherwise. But, the New England Patriots are the second most valuable team in the entire National Football League, and the Krafts aren't afraid to spend money. I expect they have full size Brady clones already in the lab. Yeah. Wrap your brain around that... Cheers!

Who is the first? I'm actually surprised you ranked them #2

 

[bluemoose]

If thats the case, your team has to attend angry management/dont murder people classes. I hear those are much worse than dont try to toughen people up classes.

Witty. ^^^ Epic.

 

[motobrewer]

Oh, no, I don't care about Spygate anymore. I just used it because it's a ready-made form of trash talk and this is the trash talk thread. More to the point, it's the obnoxious trash talk thread.

keep it up, it really does get to them. The fact that they write 3 paragraphs on how stupid it is to bring it up is evidence of that.


i just thumbs-upped a finsfan post. i need a shower.

 

[motobrewer]

http://profootballmock.com/frustrat...ers-if-hell-ever-see-patriots-win-super-bowl/

Hartley, born Feb. 15, 2005...

love it.

“It gets really disappointing,” said the young fan. “Every year, I get my hopes up, and every year I end the season feeling crushed. Ethan, my friend at school, is a Steelers fan. He’s seen his team win two Super Bowls! Why did I get stuck rooting for a team of choke artists? It’s not fair!”

 

[h22lude]

love it.

Haha that kid can go like the Steelers with his friend. Talk about choking.

 

[finsfan]

i just thumbs-upped a finsfan post. i need a shower.

I was awfully confused to see that

 

[Krovitz]

Nothing like children cheering for a fat, has been, rapist quarterback. How are those Steelers doing this year?

 

[McBrewskie]

Ray Lewis offered to pay half of any fine Amhad Brooks gets and Trent Dilfer actually said the NFL "product sucks" now. Game just isn't the same.

 

[motobrewer]

god damn mcbrewskie, enough already. we get it. your team sucks and you need to find excuses like "the game's changed, man..."

go find a dive, order a Hamms, and wax nostalgic with the other 80 year old guys in the bar. Real teams will continue to find ways to win, and kapernick will continue to find ways to suck.

 

[Punity]

god damn mcbrewskie, enough already. we get it. your team sucks and you need to find excuses like "the game's changed, man..."

go find a dive, order a Hamms, and wax nostalgic with the other 80 year old guys in the bar. Real teams will continue to find ways to win, and kapernick will continue to find ways to suck.

+1 I didn't even see this much bitching from moto after the MNF last year.

 

[McBrewskie]

god damn mcbrewskie, enough already. we get it. your team sucks and you need to find excuses like "the game's changed, man..."

go find a dive, order a Hamms, and wax nostalgic with the other 80 year old guys in the bar. Real teams will continue to find ways to win, and kapernick will continue to find ways to suck.

The NFL is becoming unwatchable with the new rules. I'm sorry if you guys are such huge fans of touch football. Penalties are now playing a bigger role in the game than actual game changing plays.

 

[Punity]

The NFL is becoming unwatchable with the new rules. I'm sorry if you guys are such huge fans of touch football. Penalties are now playing a bigger role in the game than actual game changing plays.

Why are you here then?

 

[motobrewer]

The NFL is becoming unwatchable with the new rules. I'm sorry if you guys are such huge fans of touch football. Penalties are now playing a bigger role in the game than actual game changing plays.

pffftttttbbbbaaahhhahahhahahhahahahahaah!!!!!

 

[McBrewskie]

Why are you here then?

Just wondering how the game is so popular right now when it is clearly not the same game and not even close to as enjoyable as it used to be.

 

[motobrewer]

Just wondering how the game is so popular right now when it is clearly not the same game and not even close to as enjoyable as it used to be.

haaaaaaaaaaahahaahhahhhahahahhhahahahaha!!!!!

man, pure comic gold. keep em coming.

the tears of san fran fans sustain me.

 

[McBrewskie]

haaaaaaaaaaahahaahhahhhahahahhhahahahaha!!!!!

man, pure comic gold. keep em coming.

the tears of san fran fans sustain me.

Not quite sure where you are getting the tears part from. It's pretty obvious the game is not the same, the Brooks hit is just one example. Analyst after analyst is saying how crap it is. It's not football anymore.

 

[motobrewer]

hey, McBrewskie, in your opinion, has the game changed?

 

[HoppyDaze]

The game is evolving; you can't argue that the better teams are winning the games. Maybe if your team didn't suck so bad you'd be able to see the big picture.

 

[McBrewskie]

hey, McBrewskie, in your opinion, has the game changed?

 

[McBrewskie]

The game is evolving; you can't argue that the better teams are winning the games. Maybe if your team didn't suck so bad you'd be able to see the big picture.

Well, that call cost one team the game. Not the first time. Saints are better, but this evolved version of the game sucks. It's not a contact sport anymore.

 

[motobrewer]

mark wahlberg is becoming unwatchable with his new roles. I'm sorry if you guys are such huge fans of The Other Guys. Comedy is now playing a bigger role in movies than actual ass-kicking action.

 

[McBrewskie]

mark wahlberg is becoming unwatchable with his new roles. I'm sorry if you guys are such huge fans of The Other Guys. Comedy is now playing a bigger role in movies than actual ass-kicking action.

Yeah, I'm bitching about it, but its just not the same for me. On the bright side, I'll spend more time brewing and being active with other hobbies and spending time with the Mrs. on Sundays.

 

[motobrewer]

the worst part about you is that if San Fran backed into the superbowl this year you'd be right there screaming "How bout my 49ers?!?!?"

 

[McBrewskie]

the worst part about you is that if San Fran backed into the superbowl this year you'd be right there screaming "How bout my 49ers?!?!?"

Probably. But I'm gonna try and not do that. I'm making plans for Sundays that don't involve football. Like AA, just removing myself from the temptation to watch this garbage.

 

[motobrewer]

and that solidifies your position as biggest ****** of the year.

congratulations.

 

[Punity]

and that solidifies your position as biggest ****** of the year.

congratulations.

This man has Scott freakin Tolzein slinging crap all over the field on his sundays but he doesnt act melodramatic about how "footballs changed" and i cant watch this anymore guess i will better myself from all you rubes that still watch this "sport". Dont let the door hit ya on the way out.

 

[MrNickVT]

How about everyone jumping on the giants bandwagon again? The giants past 3 games have been against barely 2nd tier Qbs! Eli is a slack jaw yokel!