Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[McBrewskie]

The pack deserved to lose because they could not stop that little **** bag QB from running for first downs, but the niners got help from the Refs. That last TD was bull****.

You're kidding right? Green Bay got plenty of home cooking.

 

[McBrewskie]

One Thing is patently obvious: none of the teams that won this weekend are scaring any of the top seeds...

Cheers!

13-4 now. Lost to Carolina by 1 point without Godtree.

 

[Punity]

At home. Back back away games against a D that isn't a soft as butt wipe it'll be a toigh game for sure.

 

[McBrewskie]

At home. Back back away games against a D that isn't a soft as butt wipe it'll be a toigh game for sure.

Too much brew?

 

[Punity]

Too much brew?

Typed that out while half listening to the wife haha didn't even notice.

I was trying to say with back to back road games against a much better D and the wear and tear of this last game should present a tough matchup. But hopefully a good game.

 

[By-Tor]

Yeah. They get to go golfing while the real football teams compete for a championship. Just think, at least the players don't have to stay in the freezing hell hole of a third world country that is Green bay.

Real football teams? If I were in the afc east I would be a top seed as well.....and I'm fat and ugly!!! Weakest division in the nfl.

 

[By-Tor]

Well, maybe it's a tie with the nfc east.

 

[bluemoose]

Real football teams? If I were in the afc east I would be a top seed as well.....and I'm fat and ugly!!! Weakest division in the nfl.

Wow, did you play football too? Just like Dobe12? Tell me more, really.

 

[MrNickVT]

Wow, did you play football too? Just like Dobe12? Tell me more, really.

Can you tell he's from the west?

 

[stratslinger]

Not for nothing, but if one were to go by number of wins alone, the AFC South is clearly the worst division in the league with 24 total wins, followed by a two way tie between the NFC East and NFC North with 28 each. The NFC West has the most with 42 total wins (which I guess figures, since they make up half of the the NFC playoff teams), followed by the AFC West with 37, followed by the AFC East with 34.
Unless you're just plain Hoppy, it's pretty clear that the AFC East is nowhere near the weakest division in Football.

 

[Krovitz]

SF Carolina is going to be painful. We get to watch 2 ****** nozzles scramble for 1st downs all afternoon.

 

[the_bird]

Not for nothing, but if one were to go by number of wins alone, the AFC South is clearly the worst division in the league with 24 total wins, followed by a two way tie between the NFC East and NFC North with 28 each. The NFC West has the most with 42 total wins (which I guess figures, since they make up half of the the NFC playoff teams), followed by the AFC West with 37, followed by the AFC East with 34.
Unless you're just plain Hoppy, it's pretty clear that the AFC East is nowhere near the weakest division in Football.

Even excluding the awesomeness that consistently emanates from 1 Patriot Place in Foxboro, the JETS were more competitive than expected this year, the Dolphins were OK, and the Bills didn't suck nearly as bad as they do most years. The Pats did better outside of the division than inside it.

The AFC South, though... you've got Jacksonville and Houston tanking the season, and the second-best team (Tennessee) just fired their coach.

And, some hate for the NFC North, "won" by a team with eight wins and a tie.

 

[By-Tor]

Not for nothing, but if one were to go by number of wins alone, the AFC South is clearly the worst division in the league with 24 total wins, followed by a two way tie between the NFC East and NFC North with 28 each. The NFC West has the most with 42 total wins (which I guess figures, since they make up half of the the NFC playoff teams), followed by the AFC West with 37, followed by the AFC East with 34.
Unless you're just plain Hoppy, it's pretty clear that the AFC East is nowhere near the weakest division in Football.

You can't really go by wins alone because that does not tell the whole story. Check strength of schedule, point differentials, defensive and offensive rankings. Granted, the afc south is horrible but the colts are better than every team in the nfc east and we will soon find out if they are better than every team in the afc east.

 

[stratslinger]

blah blah blah

Bored.

 

[motobrewer]

Ah well. We didn't even belong in the playoffs. Defense actually played pretty well yesterday (for them) considering the injuries. Offense was lethargic at best.

Just wasn't our year

 

[the_bird]

Ah well. We didn't even belong in the playoffs. Defense actually played pretty well yesterday (for them) considering the injuries. Offense was lethargic at best.

Just wasn't our year

At least you guys have a running back, now. If the Packers D keeps playing a little better and Rodgers is back 100%, the Packers should be a much more balanced team next year than they have been in recent years. More of a cold-weather/playoff team than they were when it was just Rodgers chucking it fifty times a game and the defense not being able to stop anybody.

 

[McBrewskie]

SF Carolina is going to be painful. We get to watch 2 ****** nozzles scramble for 1st downs all afternoon.

Not sure what makes people think Kaep is a ******. In a league filled with rapists, murderers, women beaters, addicts, PED using cheaters, drunk drivers, and laptop thieves, a kid with some tattooes who runs and minds his own business is a ******.

 

[stratslinger]

Well, obviously. Where've you been?

 

[McBrewskie]

Ah well. We didn't even belong in the playoffs. Defense actually played pretty well yesterday (for them) considering the injuries. Offense was lethargic at best.

Just wasn't our year

Was a good game. Eddy Lacy is better than I thought. That was a tough game against a team that is much better than that 8-7-1 record.

 

[McBrewskie]

SF Carolina is going to be painful. We get to watch 2 ****** nozzles scramble for 1st downs all afternoon.

I guess it could just be you not liking black QBs. It's well documented how Green Bay fans felt when their team was integrating.

 

[adiochiro3]

Not sure what makes people think Kaep is a ******. In a league filled with rapists, murderers, women beaters, addicts, PED using cheaters, drunk drivers, and laptop thieves, a kid with some tattooes who runs and minds his own business is a ******.

I was wondering the same thing...

And while we're at it, why are QB's who have the legs criticized for using them? One of the best offensive weapons -- especially when a team already has a decent offense.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Not sure what makes people think Kaep is a ******. In a league filled with rapists, murderers, women beaters, addicts, PED using cheaters, drunk drivers, and laptop thieves, a kid with some tattooes who runs and minds his own business is a ******.

Maybe they know you're a fan of his? ****** by association...

 

[day_trippr]

[…]In a league filled with rapists, murderers, women beaters, addicts, PED using cheaters, drunk drivers, and laptop thieves[…]

You stole that from the Seahawks recruiting video, right?

Cheers!

 

[Punity]

You stole that from the Seahawks recruiting video, right?

Cheers!

Yes obviously. San Quentin and Leavenworth are our biggest "college" recruiting spots.

 

[Darwin18]

You can't really go by wins alone because that does not tell the whole story. Check strength of schedule, point differentials, defensive and offensive rankings. Granted, the afc south is horrible but the colts are better than every team in the nfc east and we will soon find out if they are better than every team in the afc east.

Your team gave up 44 points and needed the biggest come back in NFL history just to win against KC (at home). Belicheck, unlike Reid, understands clock management and how to play with a lead. As a Jets fan, I sincerely hope you guys knock off the Pats, but as a bettor I'm going with the Pats regardless of the point spread.

 

[stratslinger]

<nodding in agreement with Darwin>

(gulp)

 

[McBrewskie]

Colts defense is ****ing putrid. Otherwise I'd like their chances. Luck is a top 5 QB in the league, but Brady is still the current active god among QBs. NE shouldn't over look them, but Indy could be in for a long day.

 

[motobrewer]

I was wondering the same thing...

And while we're at it, why are QB's who have the legs criticized for using them? One of the best offensive weapons -- especially when a team already has a decent offense.

running quarterbacks don't last very long. they either learn to play the pocket or they get flushed. or they get injured.

it's not that hard to defend, either. we just absolutely suck at contain.

 

[MrNickVT]

running quarterbacks don't last very long. they either learn to play the pocket or they get flushed. or they get injured.



it's not that hard to defend, either. we just absolutely suck at contain.

Who are we comparing? I agree that in today's game that's true but warren moon and Randall Cunningham were both in the league for 16 years. That's not including moon's debut and 6 years in the CFL.

 

[motobrewer]

Who are we comparing? I agree that in today's game that's true but warren moon and Randall Cunningham were both in the league for 16 years. That's not including moon's debut and 6 years in the CFL.

I know it's early but this gets my vote at "most useless post of the year"

 

[Cape Brewing]

running quarterbacks don't last very long.

Whatever. Tom Brady aka "White Randall Cunningham".... Has been in the league for a really long time and i don't see him going anywhere anytime soon

 

[MrNickVT]

I know it's early but this gets my vote at "most useless post of the year"

I know moto, I know. Again avoiding the question I asked. Typical moto...

 

[MrNickVT]

Whatever. Tom Brady aka "White Randall Cunningham".... Has been in the league for a really long time and i don't see him going anywhere anytime soon

And he can punt the ball to boot!

 

[By-Tor]

Your team gave up 44 points and needed the biggest come back in NFL history just to win against KC (at home). Belicheck, unlike Reid, understands clock management and how to play with a lead. As a Jets fan, I sincerely hope you guys knock off the Pats, but as a bettor I'm going with the Pats regardless of the point spread.

The Colts are not my team, I just think they will beat the pats. My team(The Steelers) would have beat them all but we had a very bad start to the season. The best thing about belicheck are his camera men and the fact that he got away with it, that is what is genius.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow

 

[HoppyDaze]

I hope Auburn loses but at the same time Winston breaks his neck....******* rapers.

 

[MrNickVT]

I hope Auburn loses but at the same time Winston breaks his neck....******* rapers.

Is that like a NFC north tie?

 

[day_trippr]

The Colts are not my team, I just think they will beat the pats. My team(The Steelers) would have beat them all but we had a very bad start to the season. The best thing about belicheck are his camera men and the fact that he got away with it, that is what is genius.

Aaaaand just like that, MrNickVT is no longer in the lead for the 2014 SPOTY Award.

Pittsburg couldn't beat the Ducks...

Cheers!

 

[h22lude]

The Colts are not my team, I just think they will beat the pats. My team(The Steelers) would have beat them all but we had a very bad start to the season. The best thing about belicheck are his camera men and the fact that he got away with it, that is what is genius.

Typical Steelers fan. Even their fans suck at football. BB didn't get away with it. He paid a fine, the Pats paid a fine and lost a first rounder.

The only smart thing you said was BB is a genius.

Maybe next year, right?

 

[By-Tor]

Typical Steelers fan. Even their fans suck at football. BB didn't get away with it. He paid a fine, the Pats paid a fine and lost a first rounder.

The only smart thing you said was BB is a genius.

Maybe next year, right?

No need to defend the pats, no one took away their championships, Brady's numbers are in tact. The fine must have really killed them and why would they need a first round pick belicheck is a genius.