Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bob1852]

Yeah.. totally agreed Az... a freakin' company out there trying to make more money.... the a-holes. How dare they? What do they think this is?? A capitalist economy or something?!?

When your product suffers and people quit watching ,and all your star players die because of injuries, good luck making money.

Example:

 

[the_bird]

**** that. I want there to be NFL football on Thursday nights. And Friday nights (**** the high schools). And Saturday nights (the NCAA is nothing more than AAA squads; Nick Saban might as well be coaching the PawSox). Sundays and Mondays, of course. Five nights a week, every week. Two nights off to make beer.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Agree with Bird. Az is a stupid face.

BOOK IT!!

 

[bob1852]

Agree with Bird. Az is a stupid face.

BOOK IT!!

I think the NFL should go with this too. It was wildly successful in that highly successful league for what, two weeks?

Then again, "Cape sucks my cock" wouldn't fit on Brady's jersey.

 

[the_bird]

Chad Johnson's wife has a jersey just like that, except it says "He Hit Me".

 

[paulthenurse]

"Saltalamachia" fits on a Red Sox jersey and they don't even have shoulder pads... "Cape Sucks.... Shouldn't be a problem.

Just sayin'

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... cuz the XFL is EXACTLY like the NFL playing ONE extra Thursday night game. You nailed it.

Hyperbole much?

 

[Cape Brewing]

"Saltalamachia" fits on a Red Sox jersey and they don't even have shoulder pads... "Cape Sucks.... Shouldn't be a problem.

Just sayin'

shouldn't you be home massaging your brown eye or something?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Kaddu said his NFL experience, and stadium atmosphere is, "not touching Autzen."

 

[user 574]

First off, I'm pissed about taking this new job (same Co.) as it's actually turning out to be work, cutting into my HBT time.

Anywho - I don't mind where GB is right now. Big time SF defense then 4 days later play CHI who always plays tough D (without Jennings); against the longest, most awesome rivalry outside of Greeks & Turks. Not worried about O, still worried about D but its a bunch of rookies added in. GB has probably 4.5 hard games and they already hit 2, then they blend into a minor league schedule like the Pats have .

But I will say Thu night games suck IMO. The NFL network lured us in slowly with maybe 3-4 games when 1st introduced, now it's every week. Not good for the players. This isn't f'ing basketball, baseball or soccer (How NHL guys do it I have no idea). Sh!t be hurting after a game and needs to recover.

Edit: For that matter, if Der Kommissar Goodell is all about safety then think a little on this.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey DB... Your slip is showing. You should wear longer skirts

 

[bluemoose]

Wonder if the 40% barley brandy will be ready for the Superbowl?

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's ready now.

I didn't hit 40% (at least I don't think I did... It won't light) because it was getting too thick but it's done now.

 

[user 574]

Hey DB... Your slip is showing. You should wear longer skirts

Just looked @ your schedule. You get to warm up with Indy on Sunday then play the J-E-T-S <blah bla bla> on Thu. And I don't where a slip with my skirt, I like to go commando so stop staring at my junk.

 

[bluemoose]

Just looked @ your schedule. You get to warm up with Indy on Sunday then play the J-E-T-S <blah bla bla> on Thu. And I don't where a slip with my skirt, I like to go commando so stop staring at my junk.

We will be throttling Arizona on Sunday and then manhandling the Ravens. You'll want to look at the 2012 schedule.

Hey Cape, can you bottle on for me for the Superbowl? Pats 27, 9ers 20.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sure

 

[user 574]

We will be throttling Arizona on Sunday and then manhandling the Ravens. You'll want to look at the 2012 schedule.

Hey Cape, can you bottle on for me for the Superbowl? Pats 27, 9ers 20.

I was talking beyond next week related to Thu games. But anyway I could see the potential for confusion...

 

[user 574]

Sure

Cool, so I'm invited to the tailgate then? What's the parking spot so I can find you.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Packers blow

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cool, so I'm invited to the tailgate then? What's the parking spot so I can find you.

Oh it'll be way easier if you just call my cell when you get to the stadium. My number is 617-555-2361

 

[user 574]

LOL - not calling that. Anyway, until Sun morning have a good one, I'm heading out where Vikings and Hookers meet like the natives do. Guess that's a river.

 

[paulthenurse]

It's ready now.

I didn't hit 40% (at least I don't think I did... It won't light) because it was getting too thick but it's done now.

Tar is pretty thick. It burns. Not for nuttin'!

 

[bob1852]

If fecking Kolb could throw, it would be 14-0. *******.

 

[user 574]

What's going on with that Pats / Cardinals game?

 

[bob1852]

What's going on with that Pats / Cardinals game?

This:

Patriots blow

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ugliest game I've seen them play in a long long time. Backroads the board. Offense, defense and special teams.

 

[bob1852]

Ugliest game I've seen them play in a long long time. Backroads the board. Offense, defense and special teams.

Yet they still have a good chance to win.

 

[motobrewer]

Ugliest game I've seen them play in a long long time. Backroads the board. Offense, defense and special teams.

it's just taking longer for billy to get his secret film.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Pat's have the ball!!!!!Wow!! They better do something with it...

 

[bob1852]

Glad to see the cards forgot about victory formation. ********. Then again, they're never in the victory position.