Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

2-10, 19 yards and a pick.

Oooooo that Coordinator!!!

LOL!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

I didn't see the game last night but I bet I can tell you exactly how it went down. Both teams struggled on offense; scoring was probably done after turnovers left good field position. Snoozer..

Seattle's offense is unbearable at times; good thing the defense can keep them in games. Did SF make a long drive at the end to go ahead? Or did Seattle turn it over?

 

[the_bird]

What happened, did your RedZone channel go out?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Women's tennis was on during the same time slot

 

[bob1852]

that weird declined safety/did he get the first down play.

I'm still trying to figure that play out. Wasn't really paying attention as it was happening.

They declined the penalty in the endzone (safety) in order to get a measurement?

 

[Punity]

I'm still trying to figure that play out. Wasn't really paying attention as it was happening.

They declined the penalty in the endzone (safety) in order to get a measurement?

Harboo was using capes math during that time

 

[Cape Brewing]

I didn't see the game last night but I bet I can tell you exactly how it went down. Both teams struggled on offense; scoring was probably done after turnovers left good field position. Snoozer..

No, no turn overs... except for the horrible heave down the field into triple coverage by Wilson that hit the 9'rs CB dead center in the chest, about 9 yards away from Rice.

Seattle's offense is unbearable at times; ..

you got that one right

good thing the defense can keep them in games. ..

ehhhhh... unless someone like Frank Gore starts shredding them for huge chunks of yards every time he touched the ball.

Did SF make a long drive at the end to go ahead?

Not right at the end but yeah... I think it was like an 84 yard drive or something.

Or did Seattle turn it over?

It's was more like AND Seattle turned it over. (see above comment about Wilson hitting the 9'r dead in the chest from 40 yards. Nice lookin' throw though.

Oh... and you forgot your "Pro bowl" QB looking like a dumptruck full of suck.

 

[HoppyDaze]

What happened, did your RedZone channel go out?

oh burn dude! That gets more funny each time...

 

[motobrewer]

I didn't see the game last night but I bet I can tell you exactly how it went down. Both teams struggled on offense; scoring was probably done after turnovers left good field position. Snoozer..

Seattle's offense is unbearable at times; good thing the defense can keep them in games. Did SF make a long drive at the end to go ahead? Or did Seattle turn it over?

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhaahahahahaahhaha!!!!

tool of the year award

 

[bluemoose]

Bunch of cheaters. There should be astericks for 05.

PITTSBURGH -- A doctor released from the Pittsburgh Steelers medical staff five years ago after investigators questioned his bulk purchase of anabolic steroids has been indicted for illegally prescribing the muscle-building aids.

Authorities are not listing the team or any of its players as among the recipients.

Sixty-two-year-old Dr. Richard Rydze is expected to appear before a federal magistrate Friday.

Rydze left the Steelers in June 2007. The FBI accuses him of conspiring to distribute steroids and human growth hormone from September 2007 through March 2011. He also is charged with illegally prescribing painkillers during a slightly longer time frame -- including a few months when he was still with the team.

A Steelers spokesman declined to comment Friday. In 2007, president Art Rooney II said Rydze denied giving players steroids.

 

[HoppyDaze]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhaahahahahaahhaha!!!!

tool of the year award

Forget your medicine?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Harboo was using capes math during that time

The only thing I can think of is that if he accepts the safety, the ball continues to be "in play" basically but with like 50 seconds on the clock and the 9'rs being up by 9, they would need to get an onside kick, score a TD, get ANOTHER onside kick and kick a field goal... with no time outs...

or...

if he just took the ball then and there on turnover on downs... the game basically ends right there. It's over.

Maybe he didn't want the possibility of guys hurt on a kickoff????

I dunno..

But... it's not crazy or anything. Like I was saying, he just ended the game right then and there. Why bother playing it out? There was no need to. He won. Just flip the switch to "off" and head to the locker room

 

[motobrewer]

Forget your medicine?

no, i took mine this morning.

you took yours last night.


wordplay!

 

[HoppyDaze]

He knew the ball was short; turnover on downs. take a knee, game over...Super radical concept; but nice overanalysis fellas

 

[Cape Brewing]

no, i took mine this morning.

You took yours last night.


Wordplay!

booom!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

booom!!

meh

 

[Punity]

The only thing I can think of is that if he accepts the safety, the ball continues to be "in play" basically but with like 50 seconds on the clock and the 9'rs being up by 9, they would need to get an onside kick, score a TD, get ANOTHER onside kick and kick a field goal... with no time outs...

or...

if he just took the ball then and there on turnover on downs... the game basically ends right there. It's over.

Maybe he didn't want the possibility of guys hurt on a kickoff????

I dunno..

But... it's not crazy or anything. Like I was saying, he just ended the game right then and there. Why bother playing it out? There was no need to. He won. Just flip the switch to "off" and head to the locker room

Then just decline it measure go home. But always got to be a show with him i guess.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Then just decline it measure go home. But always got to be a show with him i guess.

I think you've been hanging out with Hoppy too long.

The refs spotted it as a first down but then called the safety on the penalty. Harbaugh was trying to get a clear idea on the spot before he declined the safety. The refs had called it a first down on one of the most ridiculous spots I have ever seen (it was almost two effin yards). When Harbaugh was told where the spot was, he knew it was bullsht and challenged it. They respotted the ball... No first down... Harbaugh declined the penalty basically ending the game.

Wasn't that complicated actually.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I only threw 19 fewer yards in the second half of last night's game than Russell Wilson.

Then again... He had a pick and I didn't.

 

[Punity]

I think you've been hanging out with Hoppy too long.

The refs spotted it as a first down but then called the safety on the penalty. Harbaugh was trying to get a clear idea on the spot before he declined the safety. The refs had called it a first down on one of the most ridiculous spots I have ever seen (it was almost two effin yards). When Harbaugh was told where the spot was, he knew it was bullsht and challenged it. They respotted the ball... No first down... Harbaugh declined the penalty basically ending the game.

Wasn't that complicated actually.

Hang with someone from Oregon no thanks

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hang with someone from Oregon no thanks

The feeling is mutual you no good apple chucker

 

[dataz722]

I didn't see the game last night but I bet I can tell you exactly how it went down. Both teams struggled on offense; scoring was probably done after turnovers left good field position. Snoozer..

Seattle's offense is unbearable at times; good thing the defense can keep them in games. Did SF make a long drive at the end to go ahead? Or did Seattle turn it over?

Buuuu buuuu buuuuttttt I thought you watched practically every snap of every game?

The only thing I can think of is that if he accepts the safety, the ball continues to be "in play" basically but with like 50 seconds on the clock and the 9'rs being up by 9, they would need to get an onside kick, score a TD, get ANOTHER onside kick and kick a field goal... with no time outs...

You can't get an onside kick after a safety, can you?


And he should have just taken the safety. I needed those 2 points.

 

[Punity]

Buuuu buuuu buuuuttttt I thought you watched practically every snap of every game?

You can't get an onside kick after a safety, can you?

And he should have just taken the safety. I needed those 2 points.

Haha gamblers should be the outraged ones this morning

And yes you can onside after a safety

 

[Cape Brewing]

You can't get an onside kick after a safety, can you?

.

Hmmm... I dunno. I have never heard that but that doesn't mean it ain't right.

 

[Cape Brewing]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/10/19/not-taking-safety-was-smart-move-for-harbaugh/


.... Or basically what I had said. And yes,, this article makes it sound like you CAN onside a free kick Dataz.

 

[bob1852]

And he should have just taken the safety. I needed those 2 points.

Ha. Degenerate gambler!

 

[motobrewer]

Buuuu buuuu buuuuttttt I thought you watched practically every snap of every game?

he was probably making himself a damn quesadilla.

"i guess you could say i pretty much watch every snap of every game..."

 

[dataz722]

Hmmm... I dunno. I have never heard that but that doesn't mean it ain't right.

Technically it is a "free kick" but isn't it treated like a punt as far as possession goes? I really don't know, but I would assume an onside would be much easier on that since you could kick it practically straight up in the ai so there has to be some rule against it.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Buuuu buuuu buuuuttttt I thought you watched practically every snap of every game?

Never even implied that....new material please

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ha. Degenerate gambler!

He apparently hasn't learned his lesson wen after last year's "knee incident".

It's gonna take a finger or two getting chopped off before he learns.

 

[bob1852]

He apparently hasn't learned his lesson wen after last year's "knee incident".

It's gonna take a finger or getting chopped off before he learns.

Hey now, that was a "softball injury" and didn't have anything to do with the Jersey mob.

 

[motobrewer]

Yeah I have the redzone...I see most plays.

Never even implied that....new material please

um. reading. it's what's for dinner.

OMG! Just noticed the "the" before redzone. awesome.

 

[dataz722]

Never even implied that....new material please

You sure about that?

ok Hoppy - have you watched every single play in every single professional football game this year?

if not, how can you possibly formulate an opinion on "hardest running" runningback?

i mean, give me a break.

Yeah I have the redzone...I see most plays. I thought that about him before he came to Seattle. Why so concerned about it? Worry about your sh!tty team and your underdeveloped analysis of it...

Edit - damn moto beat me to it. That one stings a bit.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I see most scoring plays yes.... I figured you guys knew what the redzone channel was. But seriously, try to consider context of that conversation instead of manifesting your own so you talk meaningless trash. It's pathetic

 

[motobrewer]

lol! do you have the reading comprehension of a six year old??

i asked if you saw every single play (not just scoring plays)
you said, "i have teh (sic) redzone. i see most plays."

 

[dataz722]

I see most scoring plays yes.... I figured you guys knew what the redzone channel was. But seriously, try to consider context of that conversation instead of manifesting your own so you talk meaningless trash. It's pathetic

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Irony?

And.....

Hi, you must be new here. Welcome to the "Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread".

 

[HoppyDaze]

lol! do you have the reading comprehension of a six year old??

i asked if you saw every single play (not just scoring plays)
you said, "i have teh (sic) redzone. i see most plays."

Um, you're not understanding my point... and I really, really don't care enough to explain it to your dumb ass...So, with that, I'll move on and you can keep using the extremely pathetic redzone reference to make you feel better about how fuking retarded you are.

 

[the_bird]

Um, you're not understanding my point... and I really, really don't care enough to explain it to your dumb ass...So, with that, I'll move on and you can keep using the extremely pathetic redzone reference to make you feel better about how fuking retarded you are.

Moto's doing a pretty good job defending himself today, but the full context of that quote is:

ok Hoppy - have you watched every single play in every single professional football game this year?

if not, how can you possibly formulate an opinion on "hardest running" runningback?

i mean, give me a break.

Yeah I have the redzone...I see most plays. I thought that about him before he came to Seattle. Why so concerned about it? Worry about your sh!tty team and your underdeveloped analysis of it...

So... maybe you want to just sit back for a little while. Watch some football games, maybe get your older brother or your dad to explain it to you. Read EPSN, and footballoutsiders, sites like that. Get a new user name and come back next year.

 

[motobrewer]

oh, right - "running hard" is only important in the context of scoring plays only.

"reading comprehension - not just for six year olds anymore"

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Hmmm, had some stuff going on yesterday evening, came home around ten and went straight to bed. What'd I miss?