Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Yes.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just sittin' in the front porch after having too many test beers for the brewery with a neighbor/friend and trollin the forums on my phone.

Gorgeous night and the Black Steam is pouring nicely.

 

[bob1852]

Just sittin' in the front porch after having too many test beers for the brewery with a neighbor/friend and trollin the forums on my phone.

Gorgeous night and the Black Steam is pouring nicely.

Best of luck with the brewery

Though I hope the Patriots die in a fire.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Thank you. Sincerely

Not a chance... It's destiny. Everyone should just sit back, enjoy and respect what they're about to see this season.

 

[user 574]

Just sittin' in the front porch after having too many test beers for the brewery with a neighbor/friend and trollin the forums on my phone.

Gorgeous night and the Black Steam is pouring nicely.

I'm picturing a burnt orange couch, you in a wife beater with a 16 oz can of Pabst in hand. Coleman cooler to your right.

Seriously though, I've been swamped. If there is a separate thread on your endeavors please share.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No thread... Just whatever is on the brewery's website, which, as the Thread Narc so aptly pointed out... It's pretty limited info.

The short version is that we hope to be open and officially brewing in two to three weeks. We are down to the last few little things and then the building inspector has to come through. After that, we're ready to go. We have three initial beers we want to focus on:

1) a "Big Blonde"- just what it says. It's a 7.4% blonde. I played with the hop bill a bit and we ended up with what we think is a really nice, clean, easy-to-drink "big beer".
2) a Black Steam- also... Just what it says. Added some roast to a dampfbief and were really surprised at how dramatic the entire beer changes. The best way I can describe it is that it's a really light porter almost.
3) "Stinger IPA".. A dried out IPA around 8% that uses a bit of honey to help it get there. We dropped a lot of the malt out of the flavor profile intentionally. This allows the beer to come in at about 70 IBUs yet still really showcase the hops... Without being a bit of a cliche hop bomb.

With all three... Our thinking is that a large number of start-up nanos are trying to make the next super amazing Triple Decocted Latte Espresso Imperial Porter Aged in A Sherry Cask at Lagering Temps With Mulberries and Oysters.... Which is awesome... And I am ALL for that stuff... But about 90% of the market drinks Bud Light. For our first few beers, we want some "pay the bills" beers that will help us keep the lights on before we break into too much exotic stuff.

 

[user 574]

Very cool Cape, wish you prosperity with your endeavors

 

[PA49erFan21]

Hummmmmmmmm....... Are we going to get back on topic again? We are so close to football season!!!!!

 

[bluemoose]

Sure. 49ers Suck.
There, back on topic!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Trying to find decent flights to New Orleans for the Super Bowl... I'm NOT missing the Pats win this one.

I might have to fly into Mobile, Alabama though. New Orleans looks insane for prices right now and Mobile is only a 2 hour drive.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I thought the NFL season was cancelled after another weekend arrest log was published. This economy is affecting everyone.

 

[motobrewer]

Trying to find decent flights to New Orleans for the Super Bowl... I'm NOT missing the Pats win this one.

I might have to fly into Mobile, Alabama though. New Orleans looks insane for prices right now and Mobile is only a 2 hour drive.

that would be hilarious.

cape sees the pats lose yet another super bowl.

failure city.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Third times a charm!!

 

[user 574]

Pats blow.

By the way, where are any of the NY fans? Not man enough to make their own beer I suppose. Sipping Chardonnay and all. Wait, did I just call out 49er fan as well?

 

[user 574]

Looks like Chad Ochocinco is going back to being Chad Johnson again now that he's becoming irrelevant; and his wife thinks he's a tool.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8191660/chad-ochocinco-miami-dolphins-says-last-name-johnson-again

But at least he's locked in now .

 

[bluemoose]

Patriots have cornered the Asian market, next... World domination!

http://www.nesn.com/2012/07/new-eng...-popular-team-in-china-according-to-poll.html

 

[Cape Brewing]

What do you mean "next"?? World domination has already been acheived. We just need to get the last few stubborn stragglers (some folks on this thread) to admit to it.

 

[PA49erFan21]

Sure. 49ers Suck.
There, back on topic!

 

[PA49erFan21]

Pats blow.

By the way, where are any of the NY fans? Not man enough to make their own beer I suppose. Sipping Chardonnay and all. Wait, did I just call out 49er fan as well?

Oh no you didn't just go there. Week 1 buddy.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Can't you almost picture PA49erFan going with the back and forth three-snap finger snap with the head bobbing back and forth.... "oh no you di'nt"

 

[bluemoose]

What do you mean "next"?? World domination has already been acheived. We just need to get the last few stubborn stragglers (some folks on this thread) to admit to it.

Seems there are some people in Guinea-Bissau that don't even have TV coverage of the games!

 

[McBrewskie]

Sure. 49ers Suck.
There, back on topic!

Lolz2DaMax!!!! The Pats got handled by the Giants defense, imagine what the best defense in the league would have done to them if Bradshaws fumble recovered by Bowman had not been overturned. 49ers would have pulled out the Patriots ******** and beat them senseless with their own colons.

 

[McBrewskie]

PA, how many running backs did the 49ers defense not only knock the **** out, but put them out of commission completely for at least one game? It was at least 6, with Pierre Thomas' ground crawl dragging his head being the funniest.

 

[bluemoose]

PA, how many running backs did the 49ers defense not only knock the **** out, but put them out of commission completely for at least one game? It was at least 6, with Pierre Thomas' ground crawl dragging his head being the funniest.

What the hell is a running back?

 

[the_bird]

It's an extra blocker. Pretty much a relic of the 1930s.

 

[stratslinger]

You mean like a third tight end? We've got those in New England.

Extras, even.

 

[Cape Brewing]

PA, how many running backs did the 49ers defense not only knock the **** out, but put them out of commission completely for at least one game? It was at least 6, with Pierre Thomas' ground crawl dragging his head being the funniest.

I know... awesome D huh? They played amazing in the Super Bo... oh... wait.

 

[McBrewskie]

I know... awesome D huh? They played amazing in the Super Bo... oh... wait.

They get the Pats in NE this year. Should be a good one. Even Alex "Sucks Balls" Smiff should be able to get to that atrocious Pats' pass defense. Stopping Brady will be tougher, but the defense can hold it's own.

 

[Cape Brewing]

They get the Pats in NE this year. Should be a good one. Even Alex "Sucks Balls" Smiff should be able to get to that atrocious Pats' pass defense. Stopping Brady will be tougher, but the defense can hold it's own.

I predit Pats win 63-3

... and the 3 is only from a last minute hail mary against the Pats 4th string that falls short and then they get a 5 yard chip shot.

 

[motobrewer]

Lolz2DaMax!!!! The Pats got handled by the Giants defense, imagine what the best defense in the league would have done to them if Bradshaws fumble recovered by Bowman had not been overturned. 49ers would have pulled out the Patriots ******** and beat them senseless with their own colons.

oh look, the "ifonly" gang has arrived.

why don't you just go right to the endgame?

"if only the 49ers weren't as relevant as a CFL team, we'd totally have won the superbowl."

 

[bluemoose]

I predit Pats win 63-3

... and the 3 is only from a last minute hail mary against the Pats 4th string that falls short and then they get a 5 yard chip shot.

63-0

Randy Moss drops the pass in excellent coverage by Danny Woodhead and pouts in the locker room.

 

[motobrewer]

hahaha! thanks for reminding me Moss is a 49er.

oh man. that's f-ing hilarious.

 

[the_bird]

Randy Moss will have whined his way out of San Fran by week four. You really think he's going to be happy catching one-hoppers from Alex Smith?

 

[McBrewskie]

Oh they won't need Moss, if he's got something left great, but if not oh well. Lol at calling the Niners as relevant as a CFL team. Had a bad decade, but still got 5 rings and had the greatest QB and greatest WR of all time play for them. Looking forward to the season, hope to see Willis and company continue to keep the opposing team's medical staffs busy.

 

[motobrewer]

please, tell it again.

 

[McBrewskie]

please, tell it again.

Oh they won't need Moss, if he's got something left great, but if not oh well. Lol at calling the Niners as relevant as a CFL team. Had a bad decade, but still got 5 rings and had the greatest QB and greatest WR of all time play for them. Looking forward to the season, hope to see Willis and company continue to keep the opposing team's medical staffs busy.

 

[the_bird]

Of course they don't *need* Moss. Don't really need ANY wide receivers when Alex Smith is the guy under center. Jerry Rice in his prime would be lucky to catch thirty balls from Smith.

 

[McBrewskie]

Of course they don't *need* Moss. Don't really need ANY wide receivers when Alex Smith is the guy under center. Jerry Rice in his prime would be lucky to catch thirty balls from Smith.

Alex Smith sucks, this is a known fact. However he only needs to put up say 17 points per game.

 

[Cape Brewing]

http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/extra_points/2012/07/quick_comments.html

I love Belichick's press conferences... He catches so much guff for them but I freakin' love them. Contrary to a lot of people's opinion, his job is to win football games, not give the media their stories and his refusal to tell them ANYTHING is actually comical now.

 

[McBrewskie]

24 points a game in the playoffs would be enough.