Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

Ok, no way around it, that's a hella sick burn right there
BUT! Noone should forget that TB12 owns all of the stats and is unlikely to be topped, evah.

I'm just waiting to read that Kraft signed Brady to a one day contract for 2022 so he can officially retire as a Patriot on Opening Day...

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

The Washington Football Team confirmed that "Names are really really hard to do!"

https://www.nfl.com/news/washington-commanders-new-team-name

 

[soccerdad]

The Washington Football Team confirmed that "Names are really really hard to do!"

https://www.nfl.com/news/washington-commanders-new-team-name

And right after confirming Commodores as the name, they announced Lionel Ritchie as next years starting QB.

 

[NTBeer]

They really couldn't continue using "football team" without changing sports.

 

[Kent88]

 

[day_trippr]

Gotta love The Onion

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Nice, but I'd personally would have liked to see how he is on handing it off on the goal line

 

[day_trippr]

Love these!



and

 

[Kent88]

Stay classy, Seattle

Longtime NFL running back Adrian Peterson arrested in L.A. on felony domestic violence charge, per report

 

[soccerdad]

Not his first rodeo ...

 

[NTBeer]

Congrats to the Packers personal beyatch, number 9. Must feel great to play with a real team for a change.

 

[day_trippr]

Meh. The act grows as old as the player.
And it looks like Brady couldn't talk his way onto the 'Niners...

 

[day_trippr]

Anyway...

"Are You Ready For Some Football?!"

 

[40yr@HB]

Football is retarded. Boring to watch. You get maybe 2 plays every 5-10 minutes then a bunch of huddles, replays, check this check that. And the majority of the time they're just running for 2 seconds in a big clump and the play is over and you're left thinking WTF? The only thing good to ever come from football are the Superbowl Commercials.

Thanks for setting up this thread to Trash Talk Football

And a bunch of insurance commercials over and over.

 

[WesBrew]

Anyway...

"Are You Ready For Some Football?!"

Lol was typing Buffalo looks better, then Fumble!
*edit * then an interception a couple plays later.

 

[Rodent]

saddened to see that BUF looked legit last night, or was it just that LARs inhale so deeply

NE has been losing to MIA when NE is the 'better' team, so expecting to see the underdogs steal a win on opening day. GO PATS

think I'm going to enjoy watching Russ dismember his former team this Sun as DEN spatchcocks SEA

 

[passedpawn]

"The Harvard-Yale game of 1894, played in Springfield, was so violent it was dubbed the "Bloodbath at Hampden Park" and reached the international press. Of 22 participants, seven were so severely injured that they had to be carried from the field in dying condition. One player had his back broken, another lost an eye and a third lost a leg. Both teams appeared upon the field with a crowd of ambulances, surgeons and nurses. The breaking point for the American public came when 18 players were killed on the field during the 1904 college football season alone, according to the Chicago Tribune; almost incredibly, that was followed by 19 more football deaths in 1905. "

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/meet-american-shaped-modern-football-walter-camp-pigskin-pioneer

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

Well that went well.It's all part of Bills ingenious master plan.He plays chess while everyone else plays checkers.

 

[day_trippr]

Wait - the Geno Smith? He's still alive?

[edit] The bazillion "12th Men" are really giving Wilson the business. Woof!

 

[Rodent]

dang, it's going to be tough talking US football with the locals after last night (Mon DEN @ SEA)

 

[seatazzz]

I have no delusions (well, maybe one or two) that Seattle under Geno will get anywhere near the playoffs this season. I hope to see a decent amount of wins as the offense learns to work together, and a defense without the rock that was Bobby Wagner tries to do their job. But....dammit, last night was amazing. I kinda understand why Wilson wanted to leave, but it was a sneaky way to go about it. I didn't agree with the massive amount of booing, but I AM damn proud of this team showing ol' Russ that we can do just fine without him, even with our ancient of days (71 this year, as Joe & Troy mentioned about 20 times) coach, who can still move faster up and down the field than many younger head coaches. Also I can't stand the Joe & Troy show. Thank Ninkasi they've been relegated to ESPN2 where I don't have to see them if I don't want to.

 

[Kent88]

packers and patriots blown out by division rivals. Not a bad way to start the season.

 

[day_trippr]

Ok, tonight's home entertainment experiment is "Amazon does the NFL".
If you're a Prime member there is in-game side-band stuff - which could be handy if the game becomes a bore
We'll see if any of it actually makes sense...

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

It's terrible.I turned it off.

 

[day_trippr]

Already? There's like all of 9 minutes of the game so far?

 

[seatazzz]

I was today years old when I realized that Jimmy G. is the spitting image of Ted Bundy.

 

[NTBeer]

Yeah, we kicked the Bears butts yet again. But give them credit. The coach they've hired this time isn't obviously a clown after 15 minutes of exposure.

 

[SteveH aka shetc]

Go Dolphins!

 

[day_trippr]

I should've watched ^that^ game. Looks much more interesting than the hot mess in Foxboro...

 

[SteveH aka shetc]

I should've watched ^that^ game. Looks much more interesting than the hot mess in Foxboro...

Funny thing is I thought they should have taken the safety anyway since the Dolphin offense made no attempt to spread the field, and were getting stuffed upfront.