Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[paulthenurse]

Less. At least your tissue is full of boogers.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Since the Pats aren’t playing in the Super Bowl for once... I doubt if I’ll even watch it... so I couldn’t care less that the NFL is postponing it.

 

[HoppyDaze]

that was a neat story Cape

 

[bob1852]

Since the Pats aren’t playing in the Super Bowl for once... I doubt if I’ll even watch it... so I couldn’t care less that the NFL is postponing it.

They can't postpone it, it's LIV....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Uhhh. I dont know if you heard but... Kobe died.

I don’t see how they could possibly hold the Super Bowl in a time like this.

 

[day_trippr]

"The Snark is strong in this one"

 

[paulthenurse]

A steak?

 

[bob1852]

Uhhh. I dont know if you heard but... Kobe died.

I don’t see how they could possibly hold the Super Bowl in a time like this.

Kobe would've wanted the game to go on, especially since, and I quote, "the fvcking Patriots aren't in it"...that's the kind of compassionate man he was.

 

[HoppyDaze]

A steak?

Not everything is about steak, fatty

 

[Cape Brewing]

Kobe would've wanted the game to go on, especially since, and I quote, "the fvcking Patriots aren't in it"...that's the kind of compassionate man he was.

Thoughts and prayers

 

[bluemoose]

Dante scarneccia retired. If there was ever a reason to postpone the game...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Dante scarneccia retired. If there was ever a reason to postpone the game...

(Nodding in sad agreement)

 

[paulthenurse]

Not everything is about steak, fatty

Shouldn’t you be down at Pike’s Place fish market setting up your sweet “2019 Tax Returns $20.19” kiosk?

Let’s hope it’s a banner year for you.

Say “Thank you, Mr. Trump.”

 

[Cape Brewing]

Politics!!! Ban him!!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

I think we’re covered by the “It’s moron on moron crime, who gives a sh!t?” clause.

 

[user 574]

Since the Pats aren’t playing in the Super Bowl for once... I doubt if I’ll even watch it... so I couldn’t care less that the NFL is postponing it.

maybe you should switch to NCAA Minutemen (thats what she said)

 

[HoppyDaze]

Shouldn’t you be down at Pike’s Place fish market setting up your sweet “2019 Tax Returns $20.19” kiosk?

Let’s hope it’s a banner year for you.

Say “Thank you, Mr. Trump.”

speaking of fish markets...yo mamma charges $20.19

 

[day_trippr]

You should drop your price then...

 

[paulthenurse]

speaking of fish markets...yo mamma charges $20.19

A double blind retrospective analysis was conducted of HBT readers to determine if long term subscribers (defined as membership for longer than one year) were more annoyed by your posts than n00bs ( defined as membership for less than one year)

In this study the following primary outcome criteria were used...

1. Throwing to laptop across the living room
after reading your posts.
2. Audible (able to pass a DOT 5’ Whisper test)
cursing after reading your posts.
3. Total avoidance of all threads in which you
have posted.

I’m not going to boor everyone with confidence intervals, log rank testing, randomization and hazard ratios because, frankly, the only ones who really understand that sh!t are geeks like you.

However, the clear majority of readers agree that you have your head so far up your ass that if you fart you’ll blow your socks off.

p.s. Mom says “Hi!”

 

[bob1852]

Come on, man, P-value needed!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Come on, man, P-value needed!

Go eat an ssa fish-boy

 

[paulthenurse]

Come on, man, P-value needed!

My bad.
He’s a (P)utz. Huge (P)utz. Everyone agrees. Everyone know. Huge (P)utz. World wide. See all the dead birds under him? Yes. That’s his (P)utzness.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I’m not going to boor

*bore, and too late

p.s. Mom says “Hi!”

That’s sweet. Miss her

 

[bluemoose]

I wonder if they will start writing some articles about the potential landing spot for Tom Brady in free agency soon. It would be interesting to find out what former players, coaches and executives think.

 

[user 574]

Sooo.. fuctards with your petty allegiance. Who, WHO shall win the crown!? I choose the walrus. Plus he deserves it and SF will get wore out in the 2nd half

 

[day_trippr]

I'm going with SF's balanced game. If they can take Kelce out I think they'll win comfortably...

 

[user 574]

I'm going with SF's balanced game. If they can take Kelce out I think they'll win comfortably...

I think if Chiefs get behind like AFC championship it is truly lights out. Think this is a great matchup

 

[day_trippr]

I have to agree, all signs point to a good game.
I mean, not New England Patriots good - ffs, all of their SB wins and losses were one score last possession deals - and 28-3 will never be topped for amazing endings.
But still, should be worth the time...

Cheers!

 

[Kent88]

I choose the walrus.

 

[Kent88]

I have to agree, all signs point to a good game.
I mean, not New England Patriots good - ffs, all of their SB wins and losses were one score last possession deals - and 28-3 will never be topped for amazing endings.
But still, should be worth the time...

I preferred the endings of the Manning vs Brady superb owls.