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Ok, which Upper Peninsula? Is English your second language?
Ok, which Upper Peninsula? Is English your second language?
You weren't following my train of thought. Sorry. It happens.
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Exciting sport.
I meant by 2.1...
It's good to see Philly having so much fun.
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Should be a mercy rule that allows the network to switch to a more competitive game...
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Soooooo much fun!!!
It’s amazing.... and this isn’t even trash talk... go ahead, try to explain to me how what I’m about to type is wrong...
Philly? One year wonder. Again
EIGHTEEN FKCUING YEARS!!! Eighteen... think about it without your hater glasses on.
Think of ALL the teams over that time that were supposed to dethrone them... Rams, Colts, steelers, Ravens, Seahawks, Eagles (Uhhh... Brady beat McNabb... yeah... it goes back that long), the 9’rs... I could go on for ten min.
Eighteen years the effin Pats have been ridiculous.
Pats fans have been blessed with a front row seat to, ligit, one of the greatest runs in sports history.
I didn’t say THE greatest... but it makes the top ten. (Yeah I’m lookin’ at you Montreal Canadiens and old school Celtics)
Make fun of avocado ice cream or the fact that Brady’s arm looks like overcooked spaghetti lately (so pliable!!!!!).
Eff all of you... it’s been riiiiiiiiiiiidiculous.
It’s amazing.... and this isn’t even trash talk... go ahead, try to explain to me how what I’m about to type is wrong...
Philly? One year wonder. Again
EIGHTEEN FKCUING YEARS!!! Eighteen... think about it without your hater glasses on.
Think of ALL the teams over that time that were supposed to dethrone them... Rams, Colts, steelers, Ravens, Seahawks, Eagles (Uhhh... Brady beat McNabb... yeah... it goes back that long), the 9’rs... I could go on for ten min.
Eighteen years the effin Pats have been ridiculous.
Pats fans have been blessed with a front row seat to, ligit, one of the greatest runs in sports history.
I didn’t say THE greatest... but it makes the top ten. (Yeah I’m lookin’ at you Montreal Canadiens and old school Celtics)
Make fun of avocado ice cream or the fact that Brady’s arm looks like overcooked spaghetti lately (so pliable!!!!!).
Eff all of you... it’s been riiiiiiiiiiiidiculous.
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31 teams blow their load trying to beat the Pats for one year.....
Pats whoooooop the fcku outta everyone for eighteen.
My nutz.... gargle em
Pats whoooooop the fcku outta everyone for eighteen.
My nutz.... gargle em
Ohhhh....kaaayyyy....
Not sure what brought that on, but, yes, Philly is just the most recent demonstration of the same thing the rest (Seattle, Green Bay, Denver, et al) have proved before: it's tough to stay on top like the New England Patriots...
Not sure what brought that on, but, yes, Philly is just the most recent demonstration of the same thing the rest (Seattle, Green Bay, Denver, et al) have proved before: it's tough to stay on top like the New England Patriots...
Montreal bl*ws
lol!
Anyway, even the Patriots occasionally have to work extra hard to stay on top. Like this year.
Honestly, I'd trade half the defensive secondary in a heartbeat if there were upgrades available.
Our top corner (Gilmore) is almost certainly the top tackler on team - because he can't prevent a catch to save a life.
Then there's Hightower, a shell of his former physical self. Good field marshall, no penetration, no wheels.
And of course there's Chung, who can't keep up with even big tight ends any more, and if by some miracle he's close in coverage he's too short to prevent a catch.
Great stuff.
On offense there're big issues as well, mostly because the O-line is comprised of walking wounded mixed with never-were's, with RB attrition on top. Brady is notoriously "happy feet" prone which was on clear display last weekend. His effectivity goes almost negative when he can't settle in the pocket. I blame McDaniels for the depth of the disaster by not playing away from the pass rush until it was way too late to recover.
So, yeah. Staying on top is hard. The Pats have been crazy successful at it since 2000. Hope they get their chit together again soon...
Anyway, even the Patriots occasionally have to work extra hard to stay on top. Like this year.
Honestly, I'd trade half the defensive secondary in a heartbeat if there were upgrades available.
Our top corner (Gilmore) is almost certainly the top tackler on team - because he can't prevent a catch to save a life.
Then there's Hightower, a shell of his former physical self. Good field marshall, no penetration, no wheels.
And of course there's Chung, who can't keep up with even big tight ends any more, and if by some miracle he's close in coverage he's too short to prevent a catch.
Great stuff.
On offense there're big issues as well, mostly because the O-line is comprised of walking wounded mixed with never-were's, with RB attrition on top. Brady is notoriously "happy feet" prone which was on clear display last weekend. His effectivity goes almost negative when he can't settle in the pocket. I blame McDaniels for the depth of the disaster by not playing away from the pass rush until it was way too late to recover.
So, yeah. Staying on top is hard. The Pats have been crazy successful at it since 2000. Hope they get their chit together again soon...
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Da Bears.
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I had just gotten somewhere where I could catch a game and the next grossly over-hyped Qb playing for the next grossly over hyped team getting their assses handed to them as they go 500 on the season... and it reminded me of how luckly Pats fans are
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It all starts and ends with the GOAT... and... he looks old this season, out of no where... he looks old.
Happy feet in the pocket somethin’ fierce... throwing behind receivers non-stop... not having the confidence to hit tight spaces and instead throwing at their feet, and worst of all... when he does hit a receiver with a nice pass, the ball takes an hour and a half to get there.
Last game at Gillette... 3rd quarter... Pats had
3rd and 8... Brady dropped back and threw a ball to Hogan 20 yards downfield as I was standing up. I hit the men’s room, took a dump, hit the concession stand, grabbed a beer and roasted peanuts, got back to my seat, finished the beer, and the ball hit Hogan in the chest.
First down sure but they ran 9 minutes off the clock while the ball was in the air.
They'll fix it. I wouldn't want to be the J-E-T-S after this two week layoff.
Anyway...
Da Bearsss are looking pretty decent. Been awhile since I could even think of saying that...
Anyway...
Da Bearsss are looking pretty decent. Been awhile since I could even think of saying that...
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lol!
I'm not buying it, you were bored enough to read every word, weren't ya?
I'm not buying it, you were bored enough to read every word, weren't ya?
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Tell me about it. We haven’t been much since 06. But, the Monsters of the Midway are back! Offense probably still isn’t good enough though (as usual).
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Lots of long posts in here that nobody read. This place is dead
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Seachickens
Into their prime, just in time, for Thursday dinnertime
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Eleven down four to go.
Roll Tide!
Tied at halftime with The Citadel. Pathetic schedule.
Why can't we get deep threats like Cooks?
Oh, wait...
Oh, wait...
jlinz
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Just needed someone else throwing to him.
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Shut your filthy whore mouth
lmao! "Classic Hoppy" is now quotable! 
So we finally got a watchable MNF that doesn't have the Patriots playing (waaay too much yellow on the field though).
KC needs to lose plus one other game so the playoffs go through Foxboro...
So we finally got a watchable MNF that doesn't have the Patriots playing (waaay too much yellow on the field though).
KC needs to lose plus one other game so the playoffs go through Foxboro...
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Your Mom didn’t say anything!
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