Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

Everyone has to treat Hoppy extra special as he's been reading Seahawk obituaries and the reality of a Rebuilding Year has him and all his 12th Person friends uber depressed...

 

[paulthenurse]

Reading before bed.

Life is good, albeit weird.

 

[day_trippr]

Wait - did someone brew a Zima?

 

[Cape Brewing]

The freakin’ light bulb in the leg blew on the lamp we have on the tap box. I dont think it can be changed either

 

[paulthenurse]

Of course it can be changed. You just need to take the lamp entirely apart. I recommend leaving it plugged in while you’re doing it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!!!!!!!! I get it!! Cuz I might get electrocuted!!!

Hahahahahahaha!!

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[HoppyDaze]

Reading before bed.

Life is good, albeit weird.
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That's the same lamp from the movie A Christmas Story!! Hilarious! Where in the world did you find that lamp????

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Lot of interesting things in that pic. Is that a bo staff in the back you use to practice with before bedtime?

 

[paulthenurse]

My daughters got me the lamp for Xmas a few years ago. SWMBO won’t let me keep it In the living room like I want to so I keep it next to the bed year around just to piss her off.

And the stick is a hiking staff I whittled while I was hiking the Appalachian Trail years ago, had that thing for a long time.

Weirdest thing in the picture is the Bog Iron pint glass.

 

[WI_Wino]

Am I the only one who doesn't get the black box with cord sticking out?

 

[paulthenurse]

It’s called a Kindle. It’s kind of like a book that lets you watch porn.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just another $100k fine for the Seahawks.

When is the league just going to close that franchise and their culture if cheating down?

 

[paulthenurse]

Do last place teams get asterisks?

 

[WI_Wino]

Wtf kind of kindle is 3" thick? Tb12 special if you know what I mean!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It's a Willard.

 

[paulthenurse]

Yo Douchnozzle,

Upgrade your browser from f'ing smoke signals. It's a Kindle sitting atop a couple of paperback books.

One of them, BTW, is by my dear friend Don Ferris, Exploring the Shipwrecks of Cape Cod. A treatise on the thousands of wrecks around the waters of Cape Cod. A wicked pissah read.

Not as good as Youporn but a close second.

 

[BamaProud]

Yo Douchnozzle,

Upgrade your browser from f'ing smoke signals. It's a Kindle sitting atop a couple of paperback books.

That isn't how you load books onto a Kindle.

 

[WI_Wino]

Ptn owned by the jv squad, classic.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Doesn’t take much

 

[bob1852]

Just another $100k fine for the Seahawks.

When is the league just going to close that franchise and their culture if cheating down?

If cheating?

At least everyone knew the Patriots actually cheated. No "if's" about it....

Nice Freudian slip....

 

[paulthenurse]

That isn't how you load books onto a Kindle.

You haven’t yet learned the ways of the Jedi warrior.

 

[day_trippr]

This game has been barely watchable.
And what complete idiot decided it would be a good idea to live in a hell hole like Green Bay?

 

[WI_Wino]

There's a game on tonight?

 

[bob1852]

This game has been barely watchable.
And what complete idiot decided it would be a good idea to live in a hell hole like Green Bay?

Admit it, you're afraid of the Vikings.

 

[WI_Wino]

Vikings? They are sh!tting their pants over Blake Bortles!

 

[day_trippr]

Vikes? Bortles? Ahahahaha!
As if...

 

[bob1852]

Gawd, it's terribe how bad the review booth favors the Patriots. It's really pathetic.

 

[HoppyDaze]

It’s pretty ridiculous ain’t it?

 

[day_trippr]

Totally legit call

 

[WI_Wino]

My god the afc is terrible at tackling