Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Craigmn]

So, those Jaguars made it to the postseason... Go Jacksonville...

Also, teams should know not to throw the ball in the endzone against the Patriots, just run the ball.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Fuggin’ Jaguars!??

What the!?!?

Who left the effin’ door open to this thread again?

OMG!!!! BLAKE BORTLES!!!!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Looks like Rodgers watched the Pats game and realized it was no use to play the rest of the season.

Can you still win MVP when you quit on your team? Watching his teammates on IR.

You can now understand Martellus Bennett's frustration in getting away as far as possible from Wisconsin.

 

[Cape Brewing]

The Packers probably saw his performance this past weekend and... “you know what Aaron... why don’t you just go ahead and rest up buddy”

“Quick.. who needs a QB we can trade this guy to in the offseason!? Right! Someone get Seattle on the phone!”

 

[Cape Brewing]

Looks like Rodgers watched the Pats game and realized it was no use to play the rest of the season.

Can you still win MVP when you quit on your team? Watching his teammates on IR.

You can now understand Martellus Bennett's frustration in getting away as far as possible from Wisconsin.

In his defense he’s only going to be watching for two more weeks

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

"How's the salmon running this season?"

 

[user 574]

You guys are so dumb. As a shareholder I approve of moving him to IR again, losing the last two and cleaning management house.

 

[day_trippr]

The first two of those are a lock.

 

[day_trippr]

Not for nuttin’ but aren’t you the guy who was busting someone else’s misspellings just a day or two ago? I’m pretty sure that was you.

He's putting his own spin on words now...

 

[paulthenurse]

He must get dizzy spinning that much.

 

[user 574]

The first two of those are a lock.

You guys being dumb and me a shareholder? Agree

 

[Cape Brewing]

Will you guys all STFU!?!

That new guy was going say “Blake Bortles”!!!

 

[user 574]

Worked for Dilfer

 

[paulthenurse]

Dilly Dilly

 

[paulthenurse]

Will you guys all STFU!?!

That new guy was going say “Blake Bortles”!!!

At least he wasn’t going to type in Bloke Buttfarker then go back and edit his previous post to correct his egregious mistake, all the while blaming somebody else. (Unlike someone on this thread, whom we won’t name out of common courtesy, but his initials are (C)ape (B)rewing.

OTOH he’s probably not dizzy from spinning so much.


Hey Cape, how DO you manage to make it up the ramps to the upper deck at Gillette, does the wife dribble your spinning azz like a basketball?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Your posts still suck

 

[bob1852]

Your posts still suck

His face, too.

 

[HoppyDaze]

So jelly.

If you're looking for something to do with your Sundays, the winter steelhead season should be picking up nicely about now

On my radar ... going to light up some steel in AZs back yard.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Well that sucks. Still early-ish though, yes?
My best days up on the Olympic Peninsula rivers there was always snow on the ground and ice in the air...

Jan - Feb for steelhead (main stem & coastal tributaries) then spring chinook in March - May.

 

[bluemoose]

On my radar ... going to light up some steel in AZs back yard.

Don’t you mean sonar, dumbazz?

 

[Craigmn]

Will you guys all STFU!?!

That new guy was going say “Blake Bortles”!!!

If you say "Blake Bortles" three times while looking at a football he throws an interception, so I won't be saying that.

I am honestly just happy that we aren't trash this year. On to SanFran

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'm picturing AZ gently packing a TB12 jersey into his suitcase and repeatedly watching Good Will Hunting for his salmon trip to get the accent just right. Pretend to be a Charlestown townie and awe the Seahawk fans on the shore.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha... “Blake Bortles”.

So classic.

 

[bob1852]

I'm picturing AZ gently packing a TB12 jersey into his suitcase and repeatedly watching Good Will Hunting for his salmon trip to get the accent just right. Pretend to be a Charlestown townie and awe the Seahawk fans on the shore.

At least I don't have a TB12 doll like someone in this thread does.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Don’t you mean sonar, dumbazz?

no

 

[Cape Brewing]

At least I don't have a TB12 doll like someone in this thread does.

I think my youngest finally grew out of the Elf and Shelf and the TB12 on the shelf this year.

Sucks.

“.... and the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon... little boy blue and the man on the moon....”

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Pretty soon he'll be dunking on dad in the driveway.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I think my youngest finally grew out of the Elf and Shelf and the TB12 on the shelf this year.

Sucks.

“.... and the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon... little boy blue and the man on the moon....”

The sh!t apple doesn't fall far from the sh!t apple tree

 

[day_trippr]

So bitter.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pretty soon he'll be dunking on dad in the driveway.

That wouldn’t take much. I have a 4.5” vertical jump and no one will even confuse me for “tall”. Luckily I tower over PTN’s 4 foot 2 but still. Plus I have NO issue with elbows on the way up if someone tries it.