Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[WI_Wino]

Only players to throw multiple TD in each of their team's 1st 8 games of a season twice: Peyton Manning (3) and Tom Brady (2)

more proof Manning>Brady

I love all the Patriot bashing in this thread but this stat is reaching. Who cares about the first 8 games?

 

[day_trippr]

"Statistics are for losers"

Cheers! (yeah, that's got Hoppy writ large )

 

[bob1852]

Only players to throw multiple TD in each of their team's 1st 8 games of a season twice: Peyton Manning (3) and Tom Brady (2)

more proof Manning>Brady

That's almost as dumb of a stat as "leading the league is most offensive categories.....including nose hair."

 

[user 574]

3+ paragraph posts should ban you for 30 days. This here is short attention span theater.

 

[user 574]

^Bashing. Reported.

On a lighter note (because you arguing efftards clearly need it)...

Cheers! (Oh yeah: Hoppy, SeaHawks and Wilson all blow syphilitic goats )

lol, that is funny sh!t. But he's probably looking at his slow receivers, fat RB and pathetic defense.

 

[HoppyDaze]

"Statistics are for losers"



Cheers! (yeah, that's got Hoppy writ large )

I was making fun of you. You're literally too stupid to insult.

 

[HoppyDaze]

That's almost as dumb of a stat as "leading the league is most offensive categories.....including nose hair."

That's a knee slapper right there...

 

[paulthenurse]

3+ paragraph posts should ban you for 30 days. This here is short attention span theater.

Relevant fact.

 

[day_trippr]

I was making fun of you. You're literally too stupid to insult.

Son, that's totally weak sauce you're slinging.
You're off your game.
Kinda like that 4 and 4 (soon to be 4 and 5) dumpster fire you got blazing in Seattle...

Anyway, enough with the forum riff-raff, what's gonna happen tonite?
Jets favored by -2, which is pretty weak considering they're at home.

Hoping for an entertaining slug-fest that ends in a draw...

Cheers!

[edit] Kick-off time....Yikes! They're all in their PJs! "Do Not Adjust Your Set"

 

[HoppyDaze]

Yeah, ok.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think I have to actually root for the freakin' Jets here. Just cuz it is so much fun watching Rex Ryan lose. And then look like a total jagoff in his press conf

 

[Cape Brewing]

Either way this is another Thursday night suckfest

 

[Cape Brewing]

God I hate the Jets

 

[Cape Brewing]

Did.... did... What the....

Did he just miss a fuggin' extra point???

 

[paulthenurse]

I was just sitting here thinking of what it must have been like for little Rex and Robby growing up as Buddy's boys. Just imagine the f'ing boogey men hiding under their bunk bed! I'm almost afraid to go to bed myself thinking about it.
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Da fuq!!!

 

[j1laskey]

Ooohhhh!!!!. After that commercial tease I can't wait to see next Thursday night's uniforms!!

 

[j1laskey]

22-3 Bills. .....Jets are moving the ball. .....Come on Jets. A blown 18 point lead would make priceless Rex footage

 

[day_trippr]

Yay! The Jets finally found the end zone!

Sheesh...

[edit] That metallic green helmet treatment would be perfect for Saint Patrick's Day in Southie.
Wait - I get it: Red, Green...it's an NFL Christmas in November!

 

[1977Brewer]

22-3 Bills. .....Jets are moving the ball. .....Come on Jets. A blown 18 point lead would make priceless Rex footage

Or even 19 points, math whiz.

 

[j1laskey]

I've been drinking. I asked my GF to do the math. Go figure

 

[paulthenurse]

Did Rex take a stupid pill at halftime............?


Never mind. Dumb question.

 

[paulthenurse]

That's a dumb f'ing Hahvid grad.

 

[j1laskey]

Hahahahahha. Watching Rex's reaction to winning this toilet bowl of a game .....biggest win of his career I bet. Hahahahahha

 

[paulthenurse]

Can somebody check on Darwin? I'm worried about him.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I've been drinking. I asked my GF to do the math. Go figure

The whore

 

[day_trippr]

Ah, there ya go. "Hoppy Classic".

Anyway, who'd have thought both the Jets and the Bills would have a better record than the Seahawks at this point in the season!

Awesome!

 

[paulthenurse]

Classless even by your standard.

This is my shocked face.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hey man, I'm on his side. She should known that math, brah.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Classless even by your standard.

This is my shocked face.

You're face is shocking all the time.

 

[paulthenurse]

Yo mama seemed to like it.