You already got fancy when you said 'pile of Fritos'. I've only had Frito Pie in the little bag.
A couple of regional favs:
Tomato sandwich. I'll admit to 'fancying' it up with homebaked bread. I can't/won't eat grocery store bread.
Pimiento cheese! There are lots of fancy versions, but can't beat duke's mayo, orange cheddar, and those little jars of pimiento.
and enough shredded cheddar and chopped onions to choke Oprah.
****-on-a-shingle, or SOS. My dad was in the Navy and had it on the boat, I guess he missed it because my mom used to make it for dinner a few times a year. Man, it's definitely not gourmet, or healthy, but it is pretty damn good for simple fare.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chipped_beef
So something similar with bread in a frying pan with butter
Cut hole in bread with a small glass and drop egg in hole and frying up like grilled cheese
Egg in a hole !
This may have been mentioned, haven't read all the posts yet, but here is my contribution:
1 lb Velveeta Cheese
1 can Ro-Tel, undrained
1 can Hormel Chili
Enjoy with tortilla chips or whatever else goes well with spicy cheese
Also pairs well with beer and football.
Mmmmm might make this later today...
Not sure if I've ever had it with the Hormel in there, but it's amazing how good the Ro-Tel/Velveeta combo is.
+1 to this. At my house we call it Holey Toast. I haven't figured out how to make an image of Jesus appear in the toast yet though.
This may have been mentioned, haven't read all the posts yet, but here is my contribution:
1 lb Velveeta Cheese
1 can Ro-Tel, undrained
1 can Hormel Chili
Enjoy with tortilla chips or whatever else goes well with spicy cheese
Also pairs well with beer and football.
Mmmmm might make this later today...
Cooked elbow macaroni, cubed Velveeta "cheese", cooked and crumbled ground beef. Mix in caserole dish, bake at 350F until top is bubbly and carmelized. So bad, yet so good. Haven't had it in years though.