New Miller Cans... your doing it wrong

[IXVolt]

Miller Shotgun tops make me laugh.

1. That's not how you shotgun a beer.
2. They are introducing it like they invented something new.
3. Is this to drink it faster so you don't have to taste it?

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/cityofate/2012/05/new_miller_lite_punch_top_can.php

 

[rbstryker]

I thought it was a stab at Coors for the vented wide mouth for a smooth pour.

 

[dfc]

Man, I'm stoked! This is almost as good as the rifled neck bottles they had!

 

[urbanmyth]

I thought it was a stab at Coors for the vented wide mouth for a smooth pour.

Seeing as they own Coors...

 

[IXVolt]

Man, I'm stoked! This is almost as good as the rifled neck bottles they had!

This?

 

[KayaBrew]

Cool! An anti BMC thread!! We never have these...

 

[InityBrew]

This.

 

[EllisTX]

Cool! An anti BMC thread!! We never have these...

Cool. Someone with their panties in a wad because someone is poking fun at BMC. We never have those....

 

[EllisTX]

Honestly, this is clearly made so people can drink faster. I'm quite surprised the packaging was approved.

 

[Zuljin]

Honestly, this is clearly made so people can drink faster. I'm quite surprised the packaging was approved.

It's okay. It's not caffeinated and fruit flavored.

 

[conpewter]

Yeah I find the "shotgun" can strange, but I guess anything to make them seem "cool" just to sell more.

 

[Piratwolf]

Yeah I find the "shotgun" can strange,

this!! I mean, we've all done it... But this seems like admitting that the only good way to drink Miller is FAST.

 

[dfc]

This?

Haha, yep.

 

[danorocks17]

this!! I mean, we've all done it... But this seems like admitting that the only good way to drink Miller is FAST.

I have actually never shotgunned a beer. Maybe at 29 I should finally give it a shot :fro:

 

[JonM]

I was tailgating at Miller Park recently and the Diamond Dancer cheerleader girls were handing out little "How to Shotgun With the New Cans" cards along with Brewer schedules and stuff. Kinda surprising.

 

[dfc]

I have actually never shotgunned a beer. Maybe at 29 I should finally give it a shot :fro:

It's nothing special, Man. Don't waste your money on not tasting a beer.

 

[IrregularPulse]

Wow. Goes great with their stance on always drinking responsibly that they throw in at the end of commercials.

 

[Darwin18]

Yep, so much for drinking responsibility. Binge drinking, WOOOO!!!!!

 

[Homercidal]

Shotgunning is dangerous!

Last week I tried shotgunning a homebrew and cut my hands.

Don't do it!

 

[conpewter]

proper way to shotgun a miller lite

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

I have to say that is pretty funny and awesome. I love shotgunning a beer every now and again at a ball game or similar. I think I would prefer to continue using my pocket knife or car key, but this is a good idea.

Haters gonna hate, but I think this is a cool idea.

 

[Homercidal]

BMC knows where their target market is. Miller just grabbed a huge chunk of the high school (sorry) and college party crowd.

Well, they tried to anyway. Those guys already know how to shotgun. No special tools are really required, so I don't really see the point of a special can.

Coming next: Bud Light with removable funnel!

 

[DisturbdChemist]

New from bud light.... Beer Bong in a can!

 

[ReverseApacheMaster]

Also next: Natural Light with plastic lined boxes so you can puke in the box at the end of the night and not make a mess.

 

[m_c_zero]

I think I would prefer to continue using my pocket knife or car key, but this is a good idea.

Real men use their teeth!

 

[Misplaced_Canuck]

So we went full circle back to these?

... I'm showing my age.

MC

 

[Berniep]

So we went full circle back to these?

... I'm showing my age.

MC

Hmm seems like I remember some finger lacerators on course cans like that.