Never trust almost paralell dimensions

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I was happily mowing the lawn today. I was hoping for just another relaxing day with no interuptions. For this reason, I had deliberately stayed well clear of the temporal rift near the flower beds. I was even wearing my specially crafted foil hat.

Anyway, while I was mowing around the small tree that my parents now live under, I walked up to myself and said, simply "Hi dude!" This immediately pissed myself off, because this is a phrase I never use in this dimension. I went on to say that I should not bother mowing the lawn because it would be a waste of time considering that there was another concrete storm forcast for this afternoon.

WTF!!?? Why would myself from whatever ******* dimension that I come from bother to tell me this? I have never EVER seen a concrete storm in this dimension!!......Anyway, since he was me and all, I thought it would only be polite to offer us a beer. We sank a few, I told me all about the concrete storms and I told me about how my storms are just mostly wind and water. We got pretty smashed and we went to the bathroom a lot. I was surprised to see that my penis is a lot bigger than mine, but what the hell, at least the vaggies are a lot smaller where I live.

Cheese is a funny word. Until I met myself I had always considered it to be a tasty dairy product. Who would ever have thought it was also a verb that meant "To spay bugs with a blunt knife" I was most surprised when I told myself that!

Time passed (Backwards) And I was told by myself that I had to go, just watch out for the concrete storm. As I was getting the lawn mower out to start mowing, I had a strange feeling that maybe I should not bother with mowing the lawn today. I felt somehow that it would just lead to something bad.

I didn't mow the lawn today, I wonder what would have happened if I had?

 

[MMW]

I'm beginning to understand your painting a little better now, I think

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I'm beginning to understand your painting a little better now, I think

Yeah, I have a problem with them myself.

 

[MMW]

You could always ask yourself to explain it to you last time you saw him.

 

[Rick500]

I'm going home to move my hops plants indoors.

 

[HenryHill]

Metaphysical lawn, I see.

 

[carbon111]

Dimensional rifts are tricky things, Gnome. You probably did the right thing in not mowing the lawn.

 

[dataz722]

Word of advice. Never mow the lawn while tripping on acid.

 

[arturo7]

I met an ultradimensional self a couple weeks ago. The bastard tricked me into cleaning out my garage.

 

[homebrewer_99]

Word of advice. Never mow the lawn while tripping on acid.

...and I was going to ask him for his source...:fro::rockin:

 

[ohiobrewtus]

You're on a long, strange trip, Gnomey.

Tippin 'em back at 10:30am, eh? sweeeeeeeeeeeet! :rockin:

 

[shecky]

The really frightening part is that I'm betting he's 100 percent sober.

 

[ohiobrewtus]

The really frightening part is that I'm betting he's 100 percent sober.

It's a coin flip, really.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Watercolors bro'!

The fumes aren't nearly as mind bending as that oil stuff.

And +1 on not mowing the lawn. If for no other reason than one should not operate power equipment after having had a conversation with oneself through a dimensional rift.

 

[EvilTOJ]

Oh man I hope you got a cheap price on that house, what with the rift in the yard and all that. Trust me, no one ever wants a house with one of those and it kills the resale. The Poltergeist movie ruined it for a lot of sellers, I think.

 

[Revvy]

In the dimension where I come from "Mirrors" are called "leaks." Whenever someone tells me they are taking a leak, I tell them to put it back when they are done.

 

[david_42]

If it wasn't worth living through the first time, why double back?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

The really frightening part is that I'm betting he's 100 percent sober.

Yes, I was. I'm working to fix that now though.

 

[Aleforge]

I actually pictured the story in my mind, and had a hard time with the concrete storm. Is it like large chucks of blocks or a watery mix?

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

I actually pictured the story in my mind, and had a hard time with the concrete storm. Is it like large chucks of blocks or a watery mix?

I was thinking wet concrete if that helps. You can think hard dry lumps if you wish, but quite frankly, if you have gone down that path it is too late for you anyway.

 

[HellenicHomeBrewer]

Are you any relation to Milo from another forum?

 

[jgln]

...and you want to be my latex salesman.

 

[homebrewer_99]

BTW, two is faster than red on Thursday afternoons...:fro: