My inlaws think I'm a drunk

[Reverend JC]

It may be hard to not bring up that aspect of the conversation due to the fact that that was a big reason leading his inlaws to the idea that he is an alcholic, or atleast why he thinks they think he is one.

 

[Hopfan]

I think you're an alcoholic too.

Lots of churches won't even give real wine at communion, preferring instead to serve grape juice, which seems strange, as grape juice probably wouldn't have been juice for very long in Jesus' day. Not trying to insult anyone here, so please don't take that the wrong way.
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That reminds me of a story...My neighbor and his brother were both altar boys. One time, his brother was stealing a case of wine. As he was walking in front of the altar, with the wine on his shoulder, he stopped and genuflected and then walked out with the wine. I just thought it was hilarious that you would actually do that as you were stealing wine from the church.

 

[Erbium:YAG]

That reminds me of a story...My neighbor and his brother were both altar boys. One time, his brother was stealing a case of wine. As he was walking in front of the altar, with the wine on his shoulder, he stopped and genuflected and then walked out with the wine. I just thought it was hilarious that you would actually do that as you were stealing wine from the church.

When I was an alter boy, we used to eat the unconsecrated hosts by the handful. We used to call them "Eucharistic Snack Crackers". We would then wash them down with a swig of wine.

 

[kenmc]

There ain't nothing worse than getting too much blood in your alcohol stream.

Or, as someone more famous than me once said "I drink to get drunk, that's what it's for".

 

[chillHayze]

Man-joke warning!!! If you are offended or an EAC or both then don't highlight this post!!!


What is the proper way to open a bottle of beer?














There isn't one. It should be open when she brings it to you!


Thet them think your an alchy! Hoowah!

 

[homebrewer_99]

OK, we think you're a drunk also! Satisfied???

 

[ayrton]

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will speak to you in the liquor store. While the baptist tries to keep you from seeing him.

I've heard a similar one:

Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian church.
Jews don't recognize Jesus as the messiah.
Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.

Again, PLEASE don't take offense to this. I didn't come up with the joke (although I did laugh at it).

 

[homebrewer_99]

The only things that have offended me on this forum have come from Cheese...

(Just kidding...I'm not easy to offend. I think all subjects should be open for debate ).

 

[SOB]

The only things that have offended me on this forum have come from Cheese...

(Just kidding...I'm not easy to offend. I think all subjects should be open for debate ).

I think the people that are easilly offended have head for the hills!

Like that EAC Moshiach dude...whatever happened to him?

 

[Sir Humpsalot]

I still can't figure out EAC.

 

[Schlenkerla]

I live in Iowa. Like many other states all of the bottles & cans have deposits. So none of them get thrown out.

I hate lugging them back to the recycling place. (A lot of twist offs) Needless to say I have a couple hundred before I get around to taking them back. I have several garbage bags with cans and bottles sitting in the garage.

Whenever I have company over that's not family they must think we 're drunks from all the cans and bottles sitting around.

It too bad I can't live up to that reputation. It would be much more fun!

 

[Flyin' Lion]

I still can't figure out EAC.

Starts at post #25

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=18679&page=3&highlight=elitist

 

[dibby33]

I am Scottish and I suffer from the reverse of a hangover. If I do not drink I rehydrate and get a headache as my brain swells past its normal size. To keep the pressure down I have to drink beer.

 

[Ize]

I am Scottish and I suffer from the reverse of a hangover. If I do not drink I rehydrate and get a headache as my brain swells past its normal size. To keep the pressure down I have to drink beer.

LMAO! It's the perfect science! :rockin:

And thanks Lion for posting that. I totally missed that thread, and now have to go back and re-read the whole thing. I probably was in a haze (as I have been the last 2 weeks or so) and then the next thing I know all you EAC's start showing up and I had no idea where the hell it came from. And then NO ONE was even hinting at it.

Tight-lipped stubborn a** Elitist A** C**ts.

In case I haven't told you all lately, You guys rock. :rockin:

Ize

 

[Kevlar]

I used to worry about what others thought about me. Then I realized that I really didn't care what they thought. I have been much happier since. Most of my family is southern baptist so this has created many interesting discusions.

The best argument I heard was that god to place things water, barley, hops, and yeast to test man to see if he would create good (ie.. food for the poor) or evil (beer). I really pissed them off when I said that I brew beer for the poor.

 

[Willsellout]

My wife's folks are Mormon. I'm sure they were happy as hell when she married me (I have full sleeve tat's, love beer more than just about anything, and am about as non-religious as they come). They never say anything to me really, but thenagain I try to refrain from popping them open while they are here. It's not a big deal because they don't visit too often. Overall her parents are pretty cool all things considered, her dad was totally into my brewing setup.
People who don't have this hobby(obsession) would never understand!

FTR I normally drink a 22 a night with dinner and maybe a couple a night on the weekends. It could definitely be construed as excessive by some people's standards. I just love my beer..I don't get sh*thoused and throw stuff around, beat the wife, or kick the cat so what's the hubub?



Dan

 

[SkaBoneBenny]

This is another good reason to maybe eventually turn the GF into a full-fledged SWMBO. Both her parents and extended family are very Jewish and love to celebrate with some strong drink. They actually encouraged me to brew a batch specifically for the holiday of Purim, where basically you're supposed to get good an drunk! Wooot!
-Ben

 

[Lazarus Long]

Welsh, Irish, English and Danish.

I'm suprised I ever get sober. LOL

I'm the only person in my family with 25 gallons of beer and 2 gallons of spirits. Purely medicinal, I assure you.

Your reputation is what others perceive that you do. I may be the only Southern Baptist brewer for 100 miles.

 

[rokipynes]

English and Scottish here:

"Moderation sir, aye, moderation is my rule.
Nine or ten is reasonable refreshement,
but after that it's apt to degenerate
into drinking."


An Old Highland Saying



Doug

 

[Ize]

English and Scottish here:

"Moderation sir, aye, moderation is my rule.
Nine or ten is reasonable refreshement,
but after that it's apt to degenerate
into drinking."


An Old Highland Saying



Doug

Bravo Doug! Awesome quote!

Ize

 

[feedthebear]

At least you know how to keep your inlaws away.

"Friday night... well I'll be brewing, but sure you can come over."

As for me, my inlaws come over to drink my beer.

 

[Biermann]

Bring mir ein Bier, du Depp, oder I' hau dir glei den Maßkrug drueber!!

I think that just about says it for my heritage and my need for beer.