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smokewater said:
This should be fun. I was in the grocery store once and cut one. The lady in the cart behind me started yelling at her kid. She thought he shat his pants.
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that was a good one....i have been rollin on the floor laughing my a$$ off for about ten minutes now......
 
The volume has subsided but the tenacity of the smell has worsened. If SWMBO makes me real mad I may just make some chili to go with my homebrew this weekend.
 
Oddly enough my homebrews haven't really had much of that result on me. Maybe a little minor, but nowhere near the toxic emissions you all seem to be experiencing. Maybe I just need to drink more.
 
I can finally tell my wife why my farts have been better than hers lately. I think she is jealous and she will not drink my home brew so BOOYAH, IN HER FACE!!
 
Update: Seems my system is starting to get used to the HomeBrew. SWMBO noted that there hasn't really been too much green mist lately
 
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