My balls dont itch.

[Bithead]

I've had 4 beers tonight. ...So I think I may be a teensy weensy bit....sauced.

Welcome back to the bar.

 

[jonmohno]

Itch ass and ball prickle can easily be avoided with good ventilation. You must go commando and start hanging brains in the cool summer breeze.

Now mud butt is a completely different monster.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa. ! I forgot i had posted this and was up for a laugh for a post on a thought on a whim.I was gonna leave it like primary to see how well it fermented and i would have to say this is some funny **** and the video is pretty hillarious.Plus i think i itched my balls the other day(its gettting kind of warm out ya know!) Sometimes we all feel liberated and just have to yell out to the neighborhood "me balls dont itch!" Its a good day.Good stuff though!
Plus your quote here would be a good stickyballs sticky intro.

 

[GodsStepBrother]

Plus your quote here would be a good stickyballs sticky intro.

Hmmmmmm, Stickyballs, sticky intro. Intriguing much.

 

[madbaldman]

I had to have an ultrasound on my balls today. I wasn't expecting that. If I had a Magic 8 Ball that told me, "a strange man will rub jelly on your balls today", I wouldn't have gotten out of bed. Thank God for beer.

 

[Homercidal]

I had to have an ultrasound on my balls today. I wasn't expecting that. If I had a Magic 8 Ball that told me, "a strange man will rub jelly on your balls today", I wouldn't have gotten out of bed. Thank God for beer.

Had that done once. Ultrasound chick did her job in a very straightforward and professional manner. Darn it.