Met a girl from uruguay this weekend

[DeathBrewer]

No, actually, it's the "band geek" and the "hot foreign exchange student" from American Pie. First thing that popped into my mind...and I didn't even realize at the time I posted that that was the choice dude actually made.

I just like the girl down the street with the attitude and the piercings over the gorgeous blonde with the high heels and the "I spend 4 hours getting ready every morning" hair and nails, which is usually the epitome of the rating scale's "10". Basically, I like a different type of crazy, not a hollywood type of crazy.

Not saying that's what the OP meant, just causing problems

 

[jmp138]

We all know Deathbrewer picked his 8 because of a deep seeded love for buffy the vampire slayer, still digging on some Willow aren't you!

 

[DeathBrewer]

Actually, I haven't seen a single episode of that show...not a fan of Sarah Michelle Gellar.

But Willow was one of the best fantasy movies ever made...how did you know?

 

[arturo7]

All of that makeup and hair product residue wreaks havoc with a freezer's cooling system.

 

[DeathBrewer]

SRSLY...plus it covers up the "natural odor".

 

[jtlawlor]

Penelope Cruz anyone? 10... ??? (granted not S. American - but Spanish)

But back to odd mixings... as I mentioned I married a girl from Chile. They have a local favorite.. mix a draft beer (pilsner) with Fanta... they called it Fan-Schop. "Schop" is the name for a draft in Chile.

Definitely not my cup of tea... I probably have only ever had a couple sips. I figure it was created to get some "non-beer" [SWMBO] drinker to drink. Other than that I LOVE everything else Chilean! Including the Chilean hotdog - with avocado, tomatoes, mayo, ketchup and mustard.... yum.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Penelope Cruz is a nasty little rat-girl. If she's a 10, then Salma Hayek is a 30.

Chilean hotdog sounds good, tho.

 

[Walker]

Penelope Cruz is a nasty little rat-girl. If she's a 10, then Salma Hayek is a 30.

+1 on Ms Hayek.

 

[weirdboy]

No, actually, it's the "band geek" and the "hot foreign exchange student" from American Pie. First thing that popped into my mind...and I didn't even realize at the time I posted that that was the choice dude actually made.

I just like the girl down the street with the attitude and the piercings over the gorgeous blonde with the high heels and the "I spend 4 hours getting ready every morning" hair and nails, which is usually the epitome of the rating scale's "10". Basically, I like a different type of crazy, not a hollywood type of crazy.

Not saying that's what the OP meant, just causing problems

I'm willing to bet that they both had teams of people doing their hair and makeup before having their picture taken. One just looks more "natural" than the other. I've seen my wife do her hair and makeup both ways and she spends the same amount of time..which is about 30 minutes before I say we have to leave, until about 30 minutes after I said we'd be there.

 

[mordantly]

i wouldn;t kick her outta my bed. but i don't know what she'd be there for in the first place.

 

[arturo7]

Penelope and Selma are both smokin' hot.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Meh. Penelope looks like a elephant shrew.

I'm willing to bet that they both had teams of people doing their hair and makeup before having their picture taken. One just looks more "natural" than the other. I've seen my wife do her hair and makeup both ways and she spends the same amount of time..which is about 30 minutes before I say we have to leave, until about 30 minutes after I said we'd be there.

Beside the point...I didn't pick the pictures for the hotness, I picked them for the type of girl. "Smokin' Hot" just means "trouble" most of the time, and ultimately FAKE and less attractive.

It's our fault, really. Good-looking girls are oogled, sought after, and spoiled from day 1.

It's much better to have the skinny little nerd chick that went to college and came back with an ass and a newfound confidence

 

[olllllo]

It's much better to have the skinny little nerd chick that went to college and came back with an ass and a newfound confidence

They usually get married to the ass.

 

[DeathBrewer]

LoL, I meant a pleasant behind, you jerk!

Wow...I just got a memory. I wonder whatever happened to my sister's friend, Wendy.

 

[EvilTOJ]

 

[arturo7]

Only the faces?

 

[DeathBrewer]

Not even the faces. Different lips, different eyes, eyebrows and salma hayek doesn't have a probscis. Not to mention these puppies:

Totallylookslike doesn't always get it right.

 

[arturo7]

I didn't see that 'totallylooksalike' text under the pics. I was pissed because the pics were only face shots.

They look alike in the sense that they are both latinas, but that's bout it.

And yes, they are both smokin' hot.

 

[DeathBrewer]

Cruz is Spanish, Hayek is Mexican. And they even spelled Salma's name wrong.

 

[jmp138]

Guys get off the south american thing, when I was talking about wine and coke, I meant coca cola, not cocaine. Gosh you post whores and your tangents!

Edit: That picture kind of ruins selma hayek for me, I like the selma hayek ala Campari adds, smoking!

 

[olllllo]

Hey man. you posted in the D & D area, not us.

 

[jmp138]

touche!!!!

 

[arturo7]

(if this belongs in the... let me know and I'll take it down)

EDIT: damned thumbnails

 

[DeathBrewer]

Even photoshopped, she's disgusting.

FYI: That picture was for **** reference. I liked Salma in From Dusk Til Dawn