Masstoberfest 2015

[Yooper]

Ps I'm on the plane. I am pretty sure I still smell like woodsmoke and beer. In any case, no one will sit next to me.

Great time- thanks @paulthenurse and @melana and @bigjohnmilford for putting up with me.

 

[Melana]

Many thanks to Paul and Alice for putting up with another Masstoberfest gathering. Perhaps next year the pizza oven will be complete and the house will have indoor plumbing. We should start a Go Fund ME page just to bring The Yooper back.

 

[Melana]

@paulthenurse Where did you purchase that sausage?

 

[paulthenurse]

I didn't buy it, I got it from my Mom and Dad.

 

[paulthenurse]

Pretty sure I wasn't licking dirty cheese.



Wait. I guess I did that. It was instinctive. When it flew into the pizza, I panicked.

Let's be clear. It didn't fly. You dropped it.

However, your lightning fast reflexes were most impressive as you plucked it from the sauced pizza and commenced licking it clean in a manner that would make Linda Lovelace proud. I honestly got a bit of a chub in that sausage Melana is so interested in.

 

[Melana]

I didn't buy it, I got it from my Mom and Dad.

Don't make me send BigJohn over there to ask 'nicely'...

 

[nhwrecker]

Another great Masstoberfest party Paul & Alice. It was great seeing everyone again from previous years, and getting to meet in person other internet friends, like Yoop, who traveled from the north pole via dog sled to get there.

 

[the_bird]

She traveled from the north pole, but she's a ******* wimp when it comes to the weather. What the hell kind of "Yooper" is she? "It's so COLD!!"

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hey, at least she took the crappy weather with her. Yesterday was beautiful. I don't know how we get two tropical storms come by us and have temps in the 40's.

 

[Melana]

She was still here yesterday so i don't think we can pin this one on her this time....

 

[paulthenurse]

@paulthenurse Where did you purchase that sausage?

Ok since you asked so nicely, it's a wholesale place called the Smoke House. It's just off Blue Hill Ave in Mattapan down Landor st. It's behind Ali's Roti Indian restaurant

 

[Melana]

Ok since you asked so nicely, it's a wholesale place called the Smoke House. It's just off Blue Hill Ave in Mattapan down Landor st. It's behind Ali's Roti Indian restaurant

Thank you. Now for that road trip.

We missed you last night... I made a killah prime rib roast.

 

[paulthenurse]

Would have loved to come over but spent the morning cleaning up then brought the tents back to their home. Then I got a call that one of the piers at the yacht club lost a mooring chain. After we got the pier stabilized I took my boat over to a mooring up the river and out of the howling wind. It was freakin' wild down at the club with 25-30 knot sustained winds and gusts over that. When the chain parted the docks really started to rock and roll. One guy got launched into the water by wave action. We have a damned NE exposure. Big winds from the NE can be pretty sporting. By the time I got home I went straight to bed.

 

[Melana]

I don't blame you. that sounds awful.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

She traveled from the north pole, but she's a ******* wimp when it comes to the weather. What the hell kind of "Yooper" is she? "It's so COLD!!"

Some women can pull off a tuque in October.

 

[Melana]

tasty...

 

[Yooper]

Some women can pull off a tuque in October.

That was mort's tuque. I was happy to have it!

Weren't YOU in shorts the whole time???????

 

[JustMrWill]

Double posts

 

[JustMrWill]

tasty...

No soup for you...1 year!

Doesn't that make your COFFEE taste like soup?

 

[Bulls Beers]

It was great to see everybody, Especially Alice. She's always such a great host. And Paul is ok. The weather could've been a little better, but having Yooper there, really warmed all of our hearts...Thank you for finally making the trip.. I think we raised a whopping $1.85, for next year...Hope to see all of you at Masstoberfest 2016. Bigger and better, but let's order out for pizza...

 

[paulthenurse]

Alice loves my pizza.

And my sausage. Brian is right, she's great.

 

[Yooper]

Alice loves my pizza.

And my sausage. Brian is right, she's great.

At least someone does.

 

[paulthenurse]

Admit it. That was the best party you've been to in a long damned time. Imagine if there wasn't a hurricane going on.

 

[Yooper]

It was great to see everybody, Especially Alice. She's always such a great host. And Paul is ok. The weather could've been a little better, but having Yooper there, really warmed all of our hearts...Thank you for finally making the trip.. I think we raised a whopping $1.85, for next year...Hope to see all of you at Masstoberfest 2016. Bigger and better, but let's order out for pizza...

No, I raised $1.67. But I also got a Library Card to the Stoughton Public Library. And a blue tuque.

Since the library card was Paul's, it's obviously unused and brand new.

And since the money was all in very small change, I had a good time digging it out of my pocket today in front of TSA. Who the heck donated the friggin' pennies?

 

[Yooper]

I thought they'd never f'ing leave. Jeezus it's not that hard. Come, drink, eat, go home. Operative idea being 'go the f home...'

And as far as the idea of ball gags adorning the Masstoberfest Cup, I'd suggest that a ball gag would be WAY more useful stuffed in the pie hole of the Beer Princess. For the love of the schweet baby Jeezus would you stop yapping for just five f'ing minutes. Da fuq? I've got a splitting headache!

I have to tell you something really funny.

Bob scanned this thread while I was gone, and saw that I won the cup :rockin:
and then he saw this.

He doesn't know Paul at all, but he really thought Paul hates me. I laughed and laughed, because Bob was like, "Just how late did you and Melana stay?"

The only insult there was the "beer princess" remark. I would prefer to be known as "Her Highness" or "Beer Empress". Thanks.

Plus I told Bob the brisket didn't suck. So I had nice things to say about you.

 

[paulthenurse]

That's some funny stuff there. But c'mon. I know, sure as God made little green apples that you've never once farted.

Only because you can't keep your mouth shut long enough to build up the required gas pressure.

 

[paulthenurse]

What's wrong with being the Beer Princess? I considered The Dowager Hop Queen but it made you sound old.

 

[Yooper]

What's wrong with being the Beer Princess? I considered The Dowager Hop Queen but it made you sound old.

But I am old. I'm nearly your age.

No, I'm not. I just didn't want you to feel like an old codger.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

How about the "the beer popette" it was almost papel? Or better yet Royal. Except for the fancy stuff. I'm starting on the Yooper slept here sign tomorrow.

 

[Melana]

I have to tell you something really funny.

Bob scanned this thread while I was gone, and saw that I won the cup :rockin:
and then he saw this.

He doesn't know Paul at all, but he really thought Paul hates me. I laughed and laughed, because Bob was like, "Just how late did you and Melana stay?"

The only insult there was the "beer princess" remark. I would prefer to be known as "Her Highness" or "Beer Empress". Thanks.

Plus I told Bob the brisket didn't suck. So I had nice things to say about you.

Did you have to explain the ball gag?