Masstoberfest 2015

[paulthenurse]

I would rather have some awesome hawg.

Sounds like a conversation you should be having with Bob.

Just sayin'.

 

[paulthenurse]

By the speaking of which, did you actually get tickets yet? We have a solid half dozen people who have "By the end of August" in the "When is Yooper going to bail out?" pool. The next big spike in betting is "By Labor Day." Lots money on the line here.

 

[Yooper]

By the speaking of which, did you actually get tickets yet? We have a solid half dozen people who have "By the end of August" in the "When is Yooper going to bail out?" pool. The next big spike in betting is "By Labor Day." Lots money on the line here.

I don't have a second cousin getting married in Indiana. I don't have grandkids whose birthdays fall that weekend. I don't have to work. I have no valid excuse this year.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'll believe it when you post pics of the tix.

 

[Yooper]

I'll believe it when you post pics of the tix.

You're silly. No one has paper tickets anymore. Not since, I don't know, maybe 1995.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm showing my age.

 

[Melana]

I'm showing my age.

And how!

Come on now Paul... you know you want BBQ lessons from Cape the Deep-Fry Hog Master!

 

[Melana]

Paul if your age is all that you're showing I suppose we'll forgive you.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

 

[Melana]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

I'm sure that's not the pig the guys want to see at Masstoberfest.

 

[Yooper]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Good God man, don't threaten me. The last thing I want to see is yours.

The second last thing I'd want to see is mine.

 

[Melana]

Good God man, don't threaten me. The last thing I want to see is yours.

The second last thing I'd want to see is mine.

I bet Paul could sell tickets to Masstoberfest if you were showing yours Yoop!

 

[Yooper]

I bet Paul could sell tickets to Masstoberfest if you were showing yours Yoop!

Ha- that would be a real "show and tell", wouldn't it!?!? It'd be like a Halloween party then, with people screaming in fright.

That reminds me of something! A few years ago, we were at our friend's camp. He has a 3000 acre parcel with a cabin on it, with several deer blinds all over. His brother and nephews all hunt there. Well, we were bombing around in a Jeep, and stopped into a blind to check out the porn there.

Paul (not PTN, but they are similar in many ways) had a ton of mags in there. One was "mature Asians" and one was "mature beauties" or something like that.

OMG, that was one of the most pathetic displays of naked flesh I've ever seen.

And those women were "beauties". Gravity has not been nearly as kind to me- I'd need so much airbrushing that paint would be in short supply. Even I don't want to see me naked- I wouldn't subject anyone to such a horrific sight. Although, maybe it's like a bad car wreck. You don't want to look, but when it's right in front of you, you can't help yourself. And then regret it with all of your might.

 

[Melana]

Yoop I'm sure that the guys at Masstoberfest would be the perfect gentlemen and be respectful while they ogle.

 

[paulthenurse]

There goes Yoop telling "The porn in the duck blind" story again.

Ya Yoop, we get it. You and Bob had a 'Deliverance' meets 'Last Tango in Paris' Cialis moment hiding in a duck blind in the boonies. Really. It's ok. Whatever makes your decoys quack.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Yoop I'm sure that the guys at Masstoberfest would be the perfect gentlemen and be respectful while they ogle.

Some of us...

 

[paulthenurse]

It's always the quiet ones you have to watch out for. Everyone knows to watch out for the crazy bastids. If s bunch of hookers ever turn up missing around me my shed will be a training film for the FBI by the weekend. Even if I've outsmarted them and moved the 'evidence.'

But Bulls Beers? His neighbors would all stand in their driveway talking to CNN saying, "He was a quiet man. I never suspected."

 

[Yooper]

There goes Yoop telling "The porn in the duck blind" story again.

Ya Yoop, we get it. You and Bob had a 'Deliverance' meets 'Last Tango in Paris' Cialis moment hiding in a duck blind in the boonies. Really. It's ok. Whatever makes your decoys quack.

Deer blind, not duck blind.

Geez, a duck blind is in da water doncha know? I done dere tole you dat a couple two tree times, twice already. Cripes sake.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'll take "Upper Peninsular Pillow Talk" for $600, Alex.

 

[Yooper]

I'll take "Upper Peninsular Pillow Talk" for $600, Alex.

I knew that would turn you on.

You should see me when I'm wearing a toque, swampers, and choppers and talking like that. You'd barely be able to contain yourself.

 

[Melana]

I knew that would turn you on.

You should see me when I'm wearing a toque, swampers, and choppers and talking like that. You'd barely be able to contain yourself.

Come on Yoop.... Paul can barely contain himself on a good day.

 

[paulthenurse]

I knew that would turn you on.



You should see me when I'm wearing a toque, swampers, and choppers and talking like that. You'd barely be able to contain yourself.

I have absolutely no idea what that means..' Is that some sort of Yooper lingerie that you buy from Clodhoppers Secret?

 

[smurfjuice]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

AWWW Gawd ....

 

[paulthenurse]

I will be out of touch for the next two weeks while I have a small medical matter taken care of. I've needed to have a procto-craniectomy for quite some time and have decided to go ahead and get it taken care of. Melana and the-bird have agreed to act as surrogate me for the duration and will answer anyone's questions re: Masstoberfest. If you are looking for answers to general questions you can post them here and the unwashed masses who populate this thread can (and most assuredly will) offer up their worthless opinions on just about anything. Specific questions, like the address for the party, should be addressed to the-bird or Melana. They're wicked smaht.

 

[Yooper]

I will be out of touch for the next two weeks while I have a small medical matter taken care of. I've needed to have a procto-craniectomy for quite some time and have decided to go ahead and get it taken care of. Melana and the-bird have agreed to act as surrogate me for the duration and will answer anyone's questions re: Masstoberfest. If you are looking for answers to general questions you can post them here and the unwashed masses who populate this thread can (and most assuredly will) offer up their worthless opinions on just about anything. Specific questions, like the address for the party, should be addressed to the-bird or Melana. They're wicked smaht.

Well, I will miss you but once you get your head out of your ass that will be nice.

 

[Melana]

Well, I will miss you but once you get your head out of your ass that will be nice.

Perhaps he is looking for his brain...

 

[smurfjuice]

I will be out of touch for the next two weeks while I have a small medical matter taken care of. I've needed to have a procto-craniectomy for quite some time and have decided to go ahead and get it taken care of. Melana and the-bird have agreed to act as surrogate me for the duration and will answer anyone's questions re: Masstoberfest. If you are looking for answers to general questions you can post them here and the unwashed masses who populate this thread can (and most assuredly will) offer up their worthless opinions on just about anything. Specific questions, like the address for the party, should be addressed to the-bird or Melana. They're wicked smaht.

Well Sire, heres looking up your old address ...

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Well Sire, heres looking up your old address ...

That's like offering a recovering alcoholic a drink...

 

[Melana]

We should make mismatched suspenders mandatory for this year's Masstoberfest.

 

[Melana]

Oh wait... Paulie put the_bird and I in charge for two weeks. We can make them mandatory.