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- Sep 15, 2007
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Is that like a poolboy?
yes, but no G string. That's Paul's department.
Is that like a poolboy?
Not exactly...
I do like my bread. And beer. And bacon. and pig. But pig doesn't start with a b. so it must be BBQ pig.
Is there a pool?!
Yes. There is a hot tub. The answer to your next question is no. No, you can't.
Hey, it's going to be hot tomorrow. If anyone has a pop up please bring that and chairs.
Thanks.
On my way to go pick up Wilbur. He'll be brining in an hour.
Yes. There is a hot tub. The answer to your next question is no. No, you can't.
Hey, it's going to be hot tomorrow. If anyone has a pop up please bring that and chairs.
Thanks.
Oh crap, this is tomorrow?!?! Let me make sure I get this right:
1. Wait until tomorrow morning around 4:00 to find something stupid laying around the house and attach it to the cup.
2. Make sure I am properly attired. Something about wearing a sock on my sausage, right? Better pick up some tube socks.
3. Arrive at Paul's around 6:00 AM blasting Metallica's "Jump in the Fire" with the windows down and screaming "Roast the Pig!" and make about 3 or 4 laps around the neighborhood to make sure all his neighbors wake up in time.
5. Once I get to the Paul's, throw the cup on the ground until it breaks.
6. Beg Paul to help me fix the cup.
7. Drink and brew crappy beer.
8. Eat pig and other vittles.
9. Poke fun of Paul's mini pizza oven.
10. Give the cup away to some other victim, I mean wiener, I mean whiner, I mean winner.
11. Drink more crappy beer.
12. Have wife drive my drunk ass home so she can finally sleep in our bed next to me. I mean it was her or the cup sleeping on the couch, right?
How'd I do?
Great time! Thank you Paul and Alice! To bad I was DQ'ed from winning the cup this year.
Thank you again.
Great time! Thank you Paul and Alice! To bad I was DQ'ed from winning the cup this year.
Thank you again.
We have a winnah!
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