Masstoberfest 2014

[Bulls Beers]

Is that like a poolboy?

yes, but no G string. That's Paul's department.

 

[Melana]

You HAD to go there? REALLY?

 

[the_bird]

Is that like a poolboy?

Not exactly...

 

[Melana]

Not exactly...

Yup... that's it.

 

[P1nkPwny]

Is there a pool?!

 

[Melana]

Yes indeed. Paul keeps his Koi in there.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I do like my bread. And beer. And bacon. and pig. But pig doesn't start with a b. so it must be BBQ pig.

Pig starts with a P. Like pizza.

 

[paulthenurse]

Is there a pool?!

Yes. There is a hot tub. The answer to your next question is no. No, you can't.


Hey, it's going to be hot tomorrow. If anyone has a pop up please bring that and chairs.

Thanks.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

A pond would be good

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKmejXZJN2M[/ame]

 

[Melana]

Yes. There is a hot tub. The answer to your next question is no. No, you can't.


Hey, it's going to be hot tomorrow. If anyone has a pop up please bring that and chairs.

Thanks.

Teehee.... Bring a pop up to a sausage fest....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sweet fcuking Christ.... I just went back and re-read Paul's post after reading yours.

THE GOGGLES DO NOTHHHING


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

 

[Daddymem]

On my way to go pick up Wilbur. He'll be brining in an hour.

Oh crap, this is tomorrow?!?! Let me make sure I get this right:

1. Wait until tomorrow morning around 4:00 to find something stupid laying around the house and attach it to the cup.
2. Make sure I am properly attired. Something about wearing a sock on my sausage, right? Better pick up some tube socks.
3. Arrive at Paul's around 6:00 AM blasting Metallica's "Jump in the Fire" with the windows down and screaming "Roast the Pig!" and make about 3 or 4 laps around the neighborhood to make sure all his neighbors wake up in time.
5. Once I get to the Paul's, throw the cup on the ground until it breaks.
6. Beg Paul to help me fix the cup.
7. Drink and brew crappy beer.
8. Eat pig and other vittles.
9. Poke fun of Paul's mini pizza oven.
10. Give the cup away to some other victim, I mean wiener, I mean whiner, I mean winner.
11. Drink more crappy beer.
12. Have wife drive my drunk ass home so she can finally sleep in our bed next to me. I mean it was her or the cup sleeping on the couch, right?

How'd I do?

 

[smurfjuice]

Yes. There is a hot tub. The answer to your next question is no. No, you can't.


Hey, it's going to be hot tomorrow. If anyone has a pop up please bring that and chairs.

Thanks.

NOW you ask .... :smack:

 

[paulthenurse]

I would say that that pretty much sums up the day. Yup.

Oh crap, this is tomorrow?!?! Let me make sure I get this right:

1. Wait until tomorrow morning around 4:00 to find something stupid laying around the house and attach it to the cup.
2. Make sure I am properly attired. Something about wearing a sock on my sausage, right? Better pick up some tube socks.
3. Arrive at Paul's around 6:00 AM blasting Metallica's "Jump in the Fire" with the windows down and screaming "Roast the Pig!" and make about 3 or 4 laps around the neighborhood to make sure all his neighbors wake up in time.
5. Once I get to the Paul's, throw the cup on the ground until it breaks.
6. Beg Paul to help me fix the cup.
7. Drink and brew crappy beer.
8. Eat pig and other vittles.
9. Poke fun of Paul's mini pizza oven.
10. Give the cup away to some other victim, I mean wiener, I mean whiner, I mean winner.
11. Drink more crappy beer.
12. Have wife drive my drunk ass home so she can finally sleep in our bed next to me. I mean it was her or the cup sleeping on the couch, right?

How'd I do?

 

[Melana]

My super ugly super tasty roasted garlic pretzel rolls just came out of the oven.

 

[the_bird]

Heading out - should be there around 11:00 or so.

 

[Melana]

Sweet. I've got your hops. I need to start packing the truck.

 

[Melana]

Oh and I made a slab Apple pie.... It was my first time so please.... Be kind

 

[paulthenurse]

Why there isn't a kinder more supportive group of people anywhere. Of course they'll be nothing but encouraging!

 

[aslander]

Can someone send me Paul's address? Just realized I never Pmd him for it until we were leaving another get together

 

[P1nkPwny]

Yess, yall are missing my spent grain pumpkin chocochip cookies and spent grain blondies I made specifically for the shindig!

 

[fivepointslow]

I'm outside and not smelling any home brew, what gives?

 

[aslander]

Someone able to PM me the address please? Halfway to Stoughton with a carload of beer and wet hops

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Thanks to Alice and Paul for another awesome time




My wife makes better beer than you.

 

[DakotaRules]

Great time! Thank you Paul and Alice! To bad I was DQ'ed from winning the cup this year.

Thank you again.

 

[Melana]

Great time! Thank you Paul and Alice! To bad I was DQ'ed from winning the cup this year.

Thank you again.

You can still have it!

 

[Melana]

Another awesome party Paul and Alice. Thanks so much.

 

[the_bird]

Great time! Thank you Paul and Alice! To bad I was DQ'ed from winning the cup this year.

Thank you again.

Shouldn't you be listening to some fat lady sign or something?

 

[the_bird]

We have a winnah!

 

[Yooper]

Very nice! It's a great photo.

I miss you all!

 

[the_bird]

I'll try and get as good a shot of you holding the trophy next year.

 

[DakotaRules]

We have a winnah!

Congrats!!!! Haha!

I still think the drawing of the state looks like a penis.

 

[Melana]

The cup is home.....

 

[Melana]

More pics

 

[Bulls Beers]

A big thank you to Alice and Paul for another great day. Congrats to Melana for winning the cup this year. You deserve it for putting up with our BS...It was good to see so many people brewing this year. Smurf and Jay, you are always entertaining.

 

[smurfjuice]

Ayup', another great Masstoberfest. still haven't unloaded the truck yet, as soon as my weary eyes opened this morning', i was painting the kitchen ... ... :beard: .. thanks to Alice and whatsisface for another great time ... congrats to Melana for winning da' cup this year...

 

[Daddymem]

Another Awesome Masstoberfest! Thanks Paul and Alice. That pig was soooo good. And the Cup lives elsewhere now!

 

[the_bird]

Thank you, Paulie! For all of your flaws - and Lord knows, you sure have plenty - you know how to throw a helluva party.

 

[yeager1977]

It was a blast. Sorry I had to leave before I could eat Wilbur but the little boy was tired. The girls didn't want to leave Melana! They loved your daughter.

 

[smurfjuice]

Hey Paulie, I'm going to swing by this afternoon and grab my chairs...