Masstoberfest 2013

[paulthenurse]

I am also bringing a boom box blasting acid techno and grinding on everyone's legs to the beat.

You do that every year. Its getting to be a stale act.

 

[Yooper]

(Sigh)

Fine.

I'll shave

Shave or not shave, I don't care. But a thong is the issue, not the shaving. Probably few (except Paul) want to see that.

Although.............I imagine it will be cold in Bahston at the end of September. We could watch your tiny bits shrivel. That would be entertaining.

Wait, what is this "we"? I probably can't even come.

 

[paulthenurse]

That which is already shriveled can't shrivel further. That would be a Double Shrivel.

Hey Cape, I think we found the name for your Anniversary Brew.

 

[Melana]

John wants to know if you are challenging him to wear a dress!

 

[day_trippr]

Caught out again

btw, y'all have been in top form today between the two active MA threads. It's a good thing I'm a contractor and work well away from humanity, otherwise someone would probably have dropped an HR note on my desk by now...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

John wants to know if you are challenging him to wear a dress!

I just look stupid, I'm really not.

 

[Melana]

I just look stupid, I'm really not.

Never said you were!

 

[Melana]

You may be chicken.....

 

[Yooper]

I just look stupid, I'm really not.

You're not?!?! Now you tell me. You're an amazing actor.

 

[paulthenurse]

Have you seen my act where I pretend that I like most of the people on this thread? I'm a freakin' thespian!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

You may be chicken.....

speaking of chicken, I am suprised the Flatulent Fowl hasnt found this thread yet

 

[paulthenurse]

Lets hope our luck holds...


Now if only you had never found it. That's what I really wanted. I guess that was too much to hope for.

 

[Melana]

Paul did you say that you are a lesbian? Not that there is anything wrong with that...

 

[Yooper]

Paul did you say that you are a lesbian? Not that there is anything wrong with that...

I'm pretty sure that's what he said.

 

[Melana]

Can you get Bob to join you in MA if you promise him fishing on LSU?

 

[nhwrecker]

So PTN the poet goes into a bar and says.....

Hey Bartender
Don't Bore me with your mundane drivel,
just shut up and pour me a Double Shrivel.

Else I'll drop my drawers and raise my ass
and you'll see my thong as I pass some gas.


That should help get some new peeps to the party.

 

[Yooper]

Can you get Bob to join you in MA if you promise him fishing on LSU?

Hahaha- that is just something that might work!

 

[Yooper]

So PTN the poet goes into a bar and says.....

Hey Bartender
Don't Bore me with your mundane drivel,
just shut up and pour me a Double Shrivel.

Else I'll drop my drawers and raise my ass
and you'll see my thong as I pass some gas.


That should help get some new peeps to the party.

I see a wonderful barley wine being named "Double Shrivel" in my house.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ok, so I'm a lesbian. I'm a lesbian stuck in a mans body. I'll deal with it.

As far asMorts little poem... WTF?

 

[Melana]

I see a wonderful barley wine being named "Double Shrivel" in my house.

yes, with the poem on the label!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

that poem will drive people away, can we get that deleted? maybe yooper can take care of it

 

[paulthenurse]

Cape's Double Shrivel will be their Anniversay Brew.

"Be sure you serve it ice cold... It's a reasonable excuse!"

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ok. Finally. Paul comes out with something funny. Well done sir.

But hey, I get the last laugh.... Cuz Rookie's avail the weekend of your cookout.

 

[nhwrecker]

Ahh. Earning a nice WTF before 8:30 in the morning. Going to be a good Friday today, I can tell.


Now I need to work on a well deserved GFY before noon. That'll make happy hour Sa-weet, Baby!

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Mort... GFY.

 

[nhwrecker]

It's tough to type when you're sitting at your desk with a big ole sheeteatin grin. Thank you PTN, and with all due respect, you can Pahlees GFY too.

Gonna be a good day.

Only thing that could have made this better so far, is if Tebow sucked more last night. Oops. Wrong thread. We're supposed to be nice here. My bad.


Anyway, back to the Masstoberfest. Move along. There's nothing to see here. Move along. Back to work, all of you.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

you think we actually work, I mean cape quit his day job and is at the brewery full time making butter

 

[Cape Brewing]

wow... it's like you TRY to suck

 

[Melana]

Hey, it's Friday... I don't want to work.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'll second that.

... was up at some stupid hour this morning, loading kegs and a bah into my truck/utility trailer so I could drag 'em up to Boston for this fest tonight.

They don't pay me enough at that freakin' place. I need to talk to someone about a raise.