Vaguely, but I don't know the connection. Besides, it's not like I use a picture of Charles Dow for my avatar!
Masstoberfest 2013
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I sell radioactivity for a living.
Why not, it IS old guy month.
zzzz.... zzzz.. zzzz
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Happy 60th cape!
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I thought about changing my avatar once but the one I use looks so much like me that it would be a shame to change
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You had better not change it. I wish I knew her name.paulthenurse said:
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Pauline?
Is she one of your dead hookers?
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She's on HBT, she's 27 ,single, lonely and loves Paul the nurse. I think her name is NotPaulTheNurse
alane1 said:
Right there you proved that she doesn't exist.
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Melana said:
Dead hookers can't stand upright. Duh.
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Duh.. I know the pics were before you offed her!
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Melana said:
I just ferment them, I don't off them. Or any other verb for that matter. But how can you be the authority on what yeast is best for tough fermentations if you don't experiment?
paulthenurse said:
Valid point!
Does radioactivity sort of give itself away, which is why it is radioactive?
I'm glad it doesn't!
How does a sales call go?
Buyer: Hi
M: Hi, I'm with Acme Radioactive Stuff Inc. Would you like to buy some radioactive stuff?
Buyer: Why yes I would. Do you happen to have any cesium?
M: Yes, we do. I have to ask, are you a terrorist?
Buyer: No, of course not. What kind of question is that? If I were a terrorist, would I tell you?
M: Well, sir, you have a point but it is something I have to ask. So how much cesium would you like? Would you also like some Uranium? We have that on 2 for 1 special this week. Or are you more of Carbon-14 kind of guy?
No. I deal with purchasing and radiation safety officers.
Those kinds of folks are always trying to shave a bit off. Do they ask questions like: Ok so if the half-life of this is 500,000 years and I am buying 500g, are you going to make sure that the sample weights 500g when we receive it or is that shipping weight? Because if that is shipping weight, I want a discount!
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Ahh. Radioisotopes jokes. Never a good sign. Maybe it's time for the Masstoberfest 2013 thread to be shielded with lead and buried under a mountain in *******, AZ.
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Agreed!
On another note, wife has informed me that we can no longer share our bed with the Masstoberfest trophy. I will move it to just within arms reach to keep Mommymem happy, if Mommymem is happy, everybody is happy.
Yeah, I want it next year.....
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One of the admittedly meager qualifications one must have to win the Cup is that you must actually brew at Masstoberfest to be eligible to win.
You're on....
No, your boobs are bigger. She's almost as cute as you, though.
Damn, now I'll never be eligible to win! Even if I manage to get there next year (and I'm saving my pennies now), I can't bring my brewing rig. We need to change the rules if I"m to have any chance at all.
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I bet you could borrow one....
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It's mine...:rockin:
Dude no WAY!
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Yoop, you get yourself here and we'll have a rig for you. Hell I'll even arrange it so you can be guest brewer at the Bog while you're here. I know the owner.
Yeah, but he doesn't like you. So don't tell him we're friends, or he might not even let me buy beer in his place.
Seriously, I came thisclose to making it this year and I will try my damndest next year by saving a little starting right now.
I'm tired of you guys having fun without me!
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Yoop, it's the biggest festival of the year...
Yes, I know! I mean, I only go to the NHC and that's it. I feel like my beerlife is lacking, because I've never been to a Masstoberfest with the Massholes.
I feel bereft.
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lol....
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He doesn't like Paul in public.
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He's yet another in my long list of adoring fans.
it is way too fcking warly to be at the Bog and already be mashing in.
That is all
That is all
sorry... wrong thread.
WTF is this thread even still doing up?? The six-person cookout with pork jerky (seriously... do you see pictures of that thing?) is over. Can we all move on?
WTF is this thread even still doing up?? The six-person cookout with pork jerky (seriously... do you see pictures of that thing?) is over. Can we all move on?
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