Luckiest man in the world

[QuadConPana]

How many of you wish this was the list your wife sent you to the store with?

Blame her phone for the misspellings. But, see why I love her?

 

[Zuljin]

How many of you wish this was the list your wife sent you to the store with?

Blame her phone for the misspellings. But, see why I love her?

Because she drank all those beers texting you ?