Limericks

[arturo7]

There once was an HBT thread
It's beer-drinking OP doth said,
"Please take the time,
To drop us a rhyme
Or click somefvcking where else instead!"

 

[JonM]

There once was a waitress from Vail
Tattooed on her chest the price of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information in Braille.

 

[arturo7]

There once was a cougar from Frisco,
Who met a young man at a disco,
When they started to do it,
He was so new to it,
He asked, "please tell me ma'am, where does this go?"

 

[Homercidal]

There once was a lassie named Marge
So fair she would get me enlarged
She helped me brew beer
But when she got near
I lost all control of my sparge!

 

[JonM]

"Stories about me have been greatly exaggerated."

- Man from Nantucket.

 

[tjosborne]

Lol^ I was gonna add that one but didn't want to get in trouble.

 

[Homercidal]

I made beer last Tuesday at least
When I checked it the bubbles had ceased
The Hydro I tried
Said my gravity was high
Then I spied my full packet of yeast!

 

[arturo7]

There once was a fellow named Nash,
He was rich and he loved blowing cash.
When it came time to brew,
He knew what to do,
He added gold dust to his mash.

 

[DromJohn]

I brew a new batch every six weeks
Mostly clones with a few little tweaks
Some base grains and steeping
Call it partial-something
The "correct" term to be left to the EACs.

 

[JonM]

Small breweries have the good luck
To sell out and make a big buck
EACs may complain
And air their disdain
But I really don't give a ... darn.

 

[MindenMan]

There once was a young man named Dave
Who drug a dead whore in his cave
There isn't much class
In a dead piece of ass
But think of the money he saved

 

[Homercidal]

The Cicerone went out
To pour some good beer in his snout
He drank one after another
But couldn't help wonder
Was he drinking a Porter or Stout?

 

[Billy-Klubb]

I once had a friend in Rapid City
Who went and said something s#!tty
He risked his life
And insulted my wife
And now the floccer smiles like me.

 

[Stealthcruiser]

There once was a Man from Boston,
Who bought a new car, an Austin,
There was room for his ass, and a gallon of gas,
But his balls hung outside, so he lost 'em.