A couple years ago, I was at HotD solo on a random Saturday to tick some From the Wood or the other. Don't recall, exactly. Struck up a convo with the dude next to me, who happened to be up from LA on a solo beer tourist trip. I mentioned that I was going to Upright next. He was like, "What's Upright?" And I was all, "Bruh. You haven't heard of Upright?" And he was all, "@nahdog." And I was all, "I will take you there." And he was all, "@yeahdog."
So, we drive up to Upright. It's Saturday, so everything on the first floor, including the coffee shop, is closed. We walk in and I'm like, "you have cash, right?" He did. So then I proceed to lead him down the little-known stairs route. About halfway down, it occurred to me that he very likely was thinking I'm going to mug/murder him in some abandoned basement.
Then Upright miraculously appeared & we enjoyed beer & a couple of laughs & he lived to drink another beer.