GrogNerd
mean old man
5% ± .3% = 4.7%-5.3%
in Texas, I guess
in the rest of the known universe, .3 % of 5 is NOT .3
5% ± .3% = 4.7%-5.3%
ab inbev says that it meets the labeling laws. Now if I remember correctly and I may be wrong (just ask SWMBO) I believe that the avb has to be within .3% of what is put on the label here in the U.S. of A. compared to the .5% in Europe (source Brew Like a Monk, I think that is where I read it). Which is why large breweries blend their batches to achieve a more uniform product (source Bitter Brew). So it is possible that ab inbev is watering down their product yet still within the requirements of the law.
If I were AB-Inbev, I'd be watering it down to hit exactly the legally mandated .3% variance below the labeled value. That way AB lowers the overall cost of the ingredients while moving more liquid volume.
Its a 3% variance from label so 3% of 5 being 0.15, 4.85% to 5.15% would be the legally acceptable range.
I'm pretty sure that it's .3% ABV variance from the label. Thus 5% could be 4.7%-5.3%. But, I could be wrong.
Do you wear Levi's? Drive a Chevy, Yota, Lex, Benze, Bimmer, Honda? Do you drink Pepsi, Coke, Dr Pepper? Use Colgate? OralB? Listerine? Buy Pennzoil?
How about them Footlong coneys? Ever eat one of those? How about chihuahua and a burrito, that ring any bells?
Bet you bought minimum coverage from a Lizard didn't you.
Cookies made by Elves? Count the hours on a Timex, Rolex?
Cook yer dinner on a T-Fal? Wash yer Levis in a whirlpool?
Shall I continue?
I didn't say it was wrong, just said it was different. If you deny the fact that ABInbevs main source for attracting customers is in their clever, multi-million dollar advertising, is different than say how Half Acer Brewing attracts customers, then your head is much higher in the clouds than mine is.
I guess my initial statement could come across as a Big Corporate hater with the way I listed things, but honestly, Quality, taste and word of mouth are different to a Craft brewery than they are to ABI.
I'm not some anti-corporate elitist either, even though you try to make me out as that, although I find it funny that, I don't use or eat most of the things you list there.
I guess what really gets me, is in the end, I defended ABI, yet you chose to eliminate that from my quote though, to suit your purposes. I am not in denial that any craft brewer would become the next Budweiser if they could. I would think most would love that level of success. To deny their business models are different though, makes you look as bad as anyone you are blasting on the boards here.
This whole discussion/argument is pointless without some laboratory data backing up this claim.
You work for In-Bev, cause if you dont you should ask for a job. I heard they pay good, just dont hire full time employeesMy argument is that they have a much higher focus on quality. Such a strong focus on quality that they are renowned for the result.
This whole discussion/argument is pointless without some laboratory data backing up this claim.
You work for In-Bev, cause if you dont you should ask for a job. I heard they pay good, just dont hire full time employees
Dang! foot-long subs are not really a foot long and 5% beer not really 5%. Come on now! Quit trying to scam and bring the quality back
I have results from 143 sealed lab tests and 4002 controlled tests, as well as a 1.3 million person poll.
the results are 100.5% conclusive with a .03% (by abv) differential.
The result: Inbev = pure EVIL.
We get it. You think InBev is evil. Is there a reason you feel the need to keep saying it over and over and over and over and over and over... and over and over again?![]()
Agreed. Look what happened with Maker's Mark.
F**k Inbev. They are evil.
This whole discussion/argument is pointless without some laboratory data backing up this claim.
Wasn't it Toyota also that got busted for misrepresenting mileage stats?
I is my civic duty. Also , I am Mermaid Man.
I like mermaids. I have to wonder though about how high the scales come up![]()
Oh they can be pushed down just a little! It really is kinda creepy though....
Ha. So it's shameful for AB-InBev to spend their monies on creative adverts but all those others that I listed, that also use clever schemes like Polar Bears, Lizards, and little people with pointy hats, are exempted from their marketing transgressions?
Of course the buisiness models are different but the end game is still the same. Make money. You suggest that AB-InBev is focused on marketing forsaking product quality, how is that exactly? Millions of dollars spent in state of the art controls, facilities, on site laboratories, strict controls on raw materials ... the ability to produce one of the most difficult styles of beer consistently, around the world, with enough volume to pickle a community of baleen whale. How can that be construed as not having a focus on quality?
My argument is that they have a much higher focus on quality. Such a strong focus on quality that they are renowned for the result.
But oh, you don't "like" their product so that MUST mean they don't know what they are doing and therefore rely soley on convincing the masses that if the frog says buy it ... then who are we to deny the frog.
You don't like the product? That's fine. Leave it at that.
In my opinion, Class Action Lawsuits are designed by big law firms with the sole intent of shaking down businesses. Whether you like or dislike the beer, what are the real damages here? If the quality suffered, people would simply move to another brand. This is all about Lawyers looking for free money.
What happened with Maker's Mark?
It came out that they would be watering down their bourbon in order to stretch supply. From 45 to 42% ABV. Giant crapstorm ensued. Two weeks later they said nevermind, we won't do that.
I wonder how many ABInbev bashers are typing their disdain for big multi national corporations on their Mac, or using the iphone app? haha.
My argument is that they have a much higher focus on quality. Such a strong focus on quality that they are renowned for the result.
Yeah, if the suit does end up having any merit here's how it will shake out:
Agreed! These kind of threads usually devolve into a BMC bash fest. I'd be interested to see if there is any merit to this.
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