Last meal?

[HOOTER]

So I'm sitting on my porch swing tonight drinking a brew and eating a turkey bacon club and I think to my self, nothing goes better together than bacon and brew. In fact, If I were ever to suffer the misfortune of landing on death row, my final meal would certainly involve bacon and beer. So anyway, If you were on death row and about to punch your ticket to the afterlife, what would your final meal be?

 

[MSatt]

Lots of Beans and Beer. Nobody will want to come near my gas chamber...err cell.

 

[SourHopHead]

Nothing burps better than bacon. Bacon and Beer.

 

[Ryanh1801]

sauerbraten for me please.

 

[DeathBrewer]

two hookers on rye, please. and some home brewed beer i stashed before i got put away

 

[Kauai_Kahuna]

two hookers on rye, please. and some home brewed beer i stashed before i got put away

Double that order, but add a good steak and some 20 year old mead started after my last appeal was denied. Odds are I would not live to give the state the pleasure.

Of course living in Hawaii you have to kill someone twice just to get locked up, the death penalty is only an option of you try to run over a police officer. They do know how to shoot well.

 

[PeteOz77]

Kraut, Brats, Pork hocks, taters, dumplings, served up with litres of Doppel Bock, with a frauline as a waitress. I would like to finish of with a desert which involves a sticky date...

 

[Rick_R]

Salad with real blue cheese dressing followed by a slab of quality prime rib -- rare -- along with a baked potato, garlic bread, and a good Cabernet. Yeah, I know it's a beer brewing forum, but I'm having steak for the last meal and I'm having a Cab with the steak.

Rick

 

[jmulligan]

Hershey's chocolate, Vlasic Kosher dills, Doritoes, and a filet cooked medium rare. Oh, and a couple of bottles of Lindeman's Framboise to wash it all down.

Might as well vomit on them if they're coming to kill me.

 

[MrFebtober]

A stein of Brewtopia's Grapes of Wrath complimented by a plate full of goetta corndogs like the ones I had at oktoberfest last year.

Thank you, again, OhioBrewtus for uncorking that wonderful stuff at NHBC.

 

[MrFebtober]

BTW, I had an authentic german rauchbier once that was essentially liquid bacon. I've had some great smoked beer before, but that one was jsut a bit too...baconated for me.

 

[Short Drive]

Just a bite of something from Thomas Keller. Anything I don't care.

 

[vfinch]

Mines going to sound strange: Meat lasagna (with spinich & cottage cheese, of course), a homebrew porter and tapioca for desert with some Pink Floyd for background music.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

An all you can eat buffet. That way I can stall the afterlife indefinitely.

 

[Alamo_Beer]

Thats easy.

Chicken fried steak (from Hoovers on Manor Rd in Austin)
Mashed Potatoes
Green Beans
Corn Bread
Stone Smoked Porter

 

[dirtymike1]

I would have to go with a slap of prime rib, med-rare, crispt red potatos in garlic and butter, and a 6er of 120 minute from DFH. And if I could, just one last good Cuban smoke...

If I'm gonna go, it damn well better be loaded

 

[EdWort]

Lobsta, King crabs, Peeled Shrimp, & scallops with a gallon of hot clarified buttah with a keg of my Haus Ale.

I would O.D on iodine poisening before they could stick a needle in me.

 

[RICLARK]

A 24 Oz moose Steak, Garlic MAshed Potatoes and JAlepeno garden salad + a 44oz cup of Wild Turkey. They would have to drag my bloated ass to the table.

 

[Tonedef131]

Improperly prepared fugu.

 

[Rick500]

I'd have to go with lasagna too. A couple medium-rare beef filets on the side, seasoned and seared, garlic bread... cherry cheesecake and chocolate stout for dessert. Oh, and a box of Ande's chocolate mints.

 

[c.n.budz]

about 300 scallops wrapped in bacon, a couple tacos, and a big bottle of 18yr old Macallan

 

[Arneba28]

sushi appetizer, crab legs, Løbskers(traditional norwegian beef stew) Angel fook cake with raspberrys, and to finish it out a nice Rochfort 10 after dinner

 

[beerthirty]

rib eye grilled hot and fast(fat rendered and medium rare) seasoned with fresh cracked pepper. Baked potato with butter and chives, steamed hop shoots with pearl onions, baguette with roasted garlic. and one beer from every American craft brewer that I have not tried yet. OK now I'm hungry.

 

[vfinch]

Thats easy.

Chicken fried steak (from Hoovers on Manor Rd in Austin)
Mashed Potatoes
Green Beans
Corn Bread
Stone Smoked Porter

Crap, I forgot the corn bread! Thanks....

And one more thing to add, I would have to be allowed to make the meal and beer myself. If you're going to enjoy a last meal, you might as well take pride in making it yourself... plus it might delay the execution quite a bit while I let the porter age after fermentation.

 

[McKBrew]

Steak, Baked Potatoes, Corn on the Cob, Onion Rings, about a dozen Atomic Buffalo Turds, Dessert would be Cherry Garcia. And the beer would be an insanely hopped IPA.

 

[Ryanh1801]

Improperly prepared fugu.

That would be a horrible way to die.

 

[HOOTER]

I'm thinking a bacon wrapped medium rare fillet mignon topped with sautéed garlic mushrooms, a huge baked potato with bacon, sour cream and chives, some crusty, fresh baked sourdough with garlic herb butter, some asparagus grilled al dente with a little lemon, olive oil and kosher salt, and of course, a variety of Deschutes brews. That would almost be worth going to death row for.

 

[dirtymike1]

OHHHHH I'd have to make myself Widow Makers, kielbasa wrapped in bacon, and a bottle of 30 year old anything. I'll just eat in a wheel barrel to make it a little easier on them

 

[eschatz]

saurbraten, with my mom's german fries and a bottle of Thelonius Monk from North Coast.

 

[Orfy]

Haggis, tatties and neeps