...You are expected to know what you want and ask for that, or to ask for informed help if you don't know what you want.
Expecting all DME to be exactly the same - that's ignorant....
I used portions of Laaglanders in my extracts back in the day...but I
knew the characteristics of the product, having stumbled across multiple "stalled fermentation" threads while reading up on brewing. It made a great addition for Bitters, Milds and even malty APA's.
Most beginning brewers start out doing extract/steeping grains. Most beginning brewers
shouldn't be expected to know that seemingly identical products (based on appearance and labeling) are radically different in their fermentation profiles.
I've heard it several times at the LHBS (back when Laag's was still sold)...the conversation went something like this:
Customer - "I want to do a pale ale...should I use LME or DME?"
LHBS - "Go with DME, it will give you a lighter colored beer..."
Customer - "Great...what kind do you have...?"
LHBS - "We have Briess, Muntons and Laaglanders..."
Customer - "What's the difference?"
LHBS - "Laaglanders is about 15% cheaper."
Customer - "Excellent."
As you said:
...nobody in the US seems to carry it now...
Maybe Laaglander had the same attitude that the customer "should know better".
Well...the customer didn't know better...nor did the vast majority of LHBS clerks. Customers expectations weren't met. Demand for the product dried up. Shop owners opted to adjust their products.
By the way, I just rescanned all of the posts and really don't see a "lot of ignorant hatred" you mentioned.
Most peoples first 1 or 2 posts are usually a bit more friendly.
I'm just sayin
