Love this thread.
If everything goes right I am drinking my 1.050 house pale ale on day 13. No one has mentioned but I think gelatin aids considerably in getting a beer grain to glass quickly. In my experience it gets that yeast twang out of the beer.
My process:
1st Use a quick, neutral yeast. I use re-hydrated Nottingham as dry yeast is already packed with all the things it needs to get the job done.
Ferment low 60s -- I use swamp cooler method.
After primary looks to be over, let warm up to ambient, usually high 67s - 70 in my basement
Wait 10 days from pitching yeast. Taste. If good proceed:
Keg and crash cool in kegerator for 24 hours.
After 24 hours add Gelatin, reseal @ 30psi -- I think this aids considerably in
getting grain to glass quickly
Wait 36-48 hours.
Drink -- make sure your guests don't get the muddy beer from the crash and gelatin.