superjunior
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stick this in your ear
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Is this not the most ridiculous song? Look at the lyrics
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Hoodweisen
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The dead milkmen Stuart
You know what Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people here
in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good
Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and
Mindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer. They're
good fine people, Stuart. But they don't know what the queers are doing
to the soil.
You know that Johnny Werzner kid - the kid who delivers papers in the
neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes
crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he
wanted was a burrow owl, just like his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow
owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live". So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway at 10:30 the other night I
go out into my yard and there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I
said, "What are you looking for?" He said, "I'm looking for my burrow
owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a
burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they
call it a burrow owl, anyway?!" Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that
is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?
I first became aware of this, about 10 years ago, the summer my oldest boy
Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival that comes to town every year?
Well this year it came with a ride called the Mixer. The man said "Keep
your head and arms inside the mixer at all times." But Bill Jr., he was a
daredevil, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying, "Hey
everybody! Look at me, look at me!" POW! He was decapitated. They found
his head over by the snowcone concession. A few days after that, I open
up the mail and there's a pamphlet in there, from Pueblo, Colorado. And
it's addressed to Bill Jr. And it's entitled, "Do you know what the
queers are doing to our soil?"
Now Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big
underground homosexual population - Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example.
Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it, you
can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming.
But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers.
They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay
Martians. I swear to God.
You know what Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other people, here
in the trailer park.
You know what Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people here
in the trailer park. Oh no, don't get me wrong, they're fine people, good
Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and
Mindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer. They're
good fine people, Stuart. But they don't know what the queers are doing
to the soil.
You know that Johnny Werzner kid - the kid who delivers papers in the
neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes
crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his 10th birthday, all he
wanted was a burrow owl, just like his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow
owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live". So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl. Anyway at 10:30 the other night I
go out into my yard and there's the Werzner kid looking up in the tree. I
said, "What are you looking for?" He said, "I'm looking for my burrow
owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows that a
burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they
call it a burrow owl, anyway?!" Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that
is gonna know what the queers are doing to the soil?
I first became aware of this, about 10 years ago, the summer my oldest boy
Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival that comes to town every year?
Well this year it came with a ride called the Mixer. The man said "Keep
your head and arms inside the mixer at all times." But Bill Jr., he was a
daredevil, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying, "Hey
everybody! Look at me, look at me!" POW! He was decapitated. They found
his head over by the snowcone concession. A few days after that, I open
up the mail and there's a pamphlet in there, from Pueblo, Colorado. And
it's addressed to Bill Jr. And it's entitled, "Do you know what the
queers are doing to our soil?"
Now Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large U.S. city with a big
underground homosexual population - Des Moines, Iowa, perfect example.
Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it, you
can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming.
But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers.
They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay
Martians. I swear to God.
You know what Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other people, here
in the trailer park.
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What's up with the dude driving (who looks like he's in his mid-20s) at ~2:45? He mackin' on thirteen year olds?
rycov
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you askin me? i don't know. did i say jim? could have. i was drinking then
lol.....no...in the song, he says "stay away from him. he'll rip your lungs out, Jim."
......just one of the many things i don't understand about the song
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The song really must have made no sense to you then...
I usually end up quoting many parts of this during my drunken ramblings :cross:
I don't understand any of this....
Actually it made more sense. I thought it was about a band pointing out injustices in the media. All I could really understand was "Little old lady got mutilated late last night". Now I am just lost.
kjung
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According to Zevon's biography, written by his former wife, who was with him at the time the song was written:
1) The lyrics were written by Warren, Waddy Wachtel, and I believe a couple of other guys under the influence of some high-grade sinsemilla and booze
2) The lyrics aren't SUPPOSED to necessarily make sense. It's a goofy song written as a joke. Zevon had no intention of recording it until Jackson Browne convinced him to.
Now, if you want to talk about stupid lyrics, I suggest you go no further than, "Do do do do, do da da da, is all I want to say to you...."
1) The lyrics were written by Warren, Waddy Wachtel, and I believe a couple of other guys under the influence of some high-grade sinsemilla and booze
2) The lyrics aren't SUPPOSED to necessarily make sense. It's a goofy song written as a joke. Zevon had no intention of recording it until Jackson Browne convinced him to.
Now, if you want to talk about stupid lyrics, I suggest you go no further than, "Do do do do, do da da da, is all I want to say to you...."
For a dissenting opinion to the OP, I present to you... the Laughing Knome.
SpanishCastleAle
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Joe Walsh once said (right before he played Rocky Mountain Way); "If I knew I was gonna have to play this song for the rest of my life...I'd have written something else."
Toasted678
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This thread has just made me laugh for the past half hour. I feel like Charlie Sheen has the 'Friday' song in his head all the time. That may explain why he is 'partyin partyin yea!' so epically...
Beck's "Loser"??
Enjoy every sandwich - Warren Zevon
Back to the ridiculous. A Classic:
Back to the ridiculous. A Classic:
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matthewgardner
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This right here is what happens when you have ten grand to spend on making a video and you spend nine of it on blow.
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Hang Glider
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BendBrewer
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I don't know if it is all that bad. I think people take lyrics too seriously some times.
One of my favorite songs is about a Krazy Kat that is peeking through a lace bandana
like a one-eyed Cheshire and a diamond-eye Jack.
No I don't know what it means. Yes I love the freaking song.
One of my favorite songs is about a Krazy Kat that is peeking through a lace bandana
like a one-eyed Cheshire and a diamond-eye Jack.
No I don't know what it means. Yes I love the freaking song.
I can drive my wife insane by playing an "Agile Like This" song.
Doesn't get much more ridiculous than that.
Doesn't get much more ridiculous than that.
Toasted678
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One of my favorite 'WTF' music videos... This video made me love MGMT.
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as stupid as it is, the sting song makes more logical sense to me
i don't really have a problem with songs i've never heard of and are not popular. there's a reason they're not popular. And i may have used strong words if i said i "hate" the song. I guess i have a love/hate relationship with it. If i'm po'd, it's like, not this freaking nonsense, but if it's a happy friday, i'm ok
Oh you want popular.
I quote;
"Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, don't you remember
We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll"
I quote;
"Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, don't you remember
We built this city, we built this city on rock an' roll"
Oh, and if this thread has evolved into "most ridiculous video," I hereby nominate "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
Seriously. Watch this, if you haven't already.
Seriously. Watch this, if you haven't already.
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