Is Aluminum Safe??

[mmb]

So for God's sake... PLEASE... don't use aluminum. Or you'll be an impotent diarrhea shooter.

Well, my guidance councilor said I needed to be something when I grew up.

 

[Cape Brewing]

But you're better than that MMB... you're better than that.

 

[Rhoobarb]

Where is USMCruz when you really need him?

 

[Laurel]

My mom's crazy ex girlfriend wouldn't use aluminum in anything because she read on the internet that certain compounds will get absorbed into your breast tissue and cause cancer. She wouldn't even eat rice that was cooked in an aluminum rice cooker.

 

[The Pol]

I am all for savin' the chesticles.

 

[AnOldUR]

I am all for savin' the chesticles.

Yeah, but wouldn't a little aluminum in there firm them up

 

[The Pol]

Cant cut your nose off to spite your face though....

 

[Saccharomyces]

I believe it's known as "satan's anus"

Actually, I brewed my Christmas beer in an aluminum pot, and now it tastes like Santa's anus!

 

[Saccharomyces]

My mom's crazy ex girlfriend

Wait, stop right there, your mom swings both ways?

Cool!

 

[Tenchiro]

I bought an aluminum kettle and the next day I came home to brew with it and found it had murdered my entire family.

 

[The Pol]

They cant be trusted

 

[Baja_Brewer]

Dont trust Aluminum...it will take your credit cards, tie up your family, put them in the trunk of your car and force you to drive it to an ATM so it can steal your money... and this is all after it breaks your heart after a two week fling where it says "I love you" on day three....

Seriously, it will ruin your life.

 

[eddie]

Aluminum will make your testicles explode and cause blood to shoot from your nipples like a lawn sprinkler.

 

[Coastarine]

You guys are full of crap. I was recently contacted by an aluminum pot via email with a great opportunity to make money working from home. All I have to do is find two friends to go in on it with me and once I take the personality test and go to the training seminar at some Utah ranch I'm gonna make a million bucks and me and aluminum are gonna laugh at all of you, and I'll be rich and you'll all be sorry.

 

[Shonuff]

I got the same email from aluminum. When I got to Utah all aluminum did was punch me in the face and give me an STD.

 

[Baja_Brewer]

When I got to Utah all aluminum did was punch me in the face and give me an STD.

So that means we need to protect ourselves when we have...relations...with aluminum, right?

Responding to aluminum just got me on a spam list thats offers me all those lengthening pills... now I have a 30 foot wang that wont deflate til the apocalypse....

 

[mmb]

So that means we need to protect ourselves when we have...relations...with aluminum, right?

I brew with a condom on. I'm safe.

Asked and answered, councilor.

 

[Coastarine]

And now we have a new thread to link people to when they ask about aluminum!

 

[The Pol]

Another thread? There are others??

 

[EvilTOJ]

Good thing I use AluminIum pots. I had them imported from England.

 

[mmb]

Good thing I use AluminIum pots. I had them imported from England.

OOOOO Fancy!

 

[The Pol]

Oh, this thread is NOT about aluminium... that is a completely different beast.