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McCall St. Brewer

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I have decided I fall into a sub-category of EAC's which I will call EAC-II, or elitist ass curmudgeon. Why? I find more and more lately that I just don't like change. Now, some change I have certainly embraced whole-heartedly such as computers, the internet, mobile phones, digital cameras. But so many other changes in life just totally piss me off. And the really bad thing about it is that, as one gets older, time seems to go by faster. That means change seems to happen faster and more often, too.

What are some examples of things that really annoy me? Well, for one, I don't like it that the packaging on products that I buy on a regular basis has to change all the time. Now, it certainly is fine when, say, a cereal company decides its time to freshen up and modernize a cereal box, or a company decides their logo is tired and wants to modernize it. But why does Pepsi have to change the labels on their cans and bottles it seems like every two weeks or less. Roundy's, the company that owns the supermarkets we have here changes the packaging on their store brand products so often that half the time I don't even know what to look for to find their products.

Those are pretty minor things, though. The thing that really bugs me are changing fashions in sports uniforms. It seems like the only sports league that still has things under control at all in that are is the NFL. They make their players wear their uniforms right, even down to how they have to wear their socks. They have a number of teams such as the Cowboys, the Packers and even the hated Bears, who have classic uniforms that the teams dare not ever make any major changes to.

Basketball, though, has totally lost it in recent years, to the point where I think they have probably actually lost a significant number of fans. When it became the fashion to wear longer shorts it was okay for awhile when shorts just got a little longer. But it soon got way out of hand as far as I'm concerned, with the shorts down to their knees. Add to that all the shaved heads and tattoos and I think the players just look bizarre to a lot of potential fans. The worst thing about the long shorts, though, is at least on TV it makes the players look short. That negates one of the more interesting things about basketball, the fact that the players tend to be very tall.

While basketball has really lost it, baseball is the sport where the current uniform fashions really bug me. What happened to stirrups? When you see half the players wearing their pants hanging out around their shoes it just looks really sloppy to me. Baseball, the sport where tradition is more important than in other sports, really blew it when they didn't crack down on how the players wear their uniform pants. Two other things bug me (and I know that they will not change this soon, if ever, because it has to do with $$). The first is "alternate" jerseys. The home team should wear white and the visitors should wear gray. The minute one or both teams put on dark jerseys, it looks like a softball game. The second has to do with hats. It just galls me whenever I see a team such as the Cardinals, who traditionally have red hats, or the Mets with their blue hats, out their wearing black ones. The only reason they do that is because they think they will sell more hats to people who probably are not even baseball fans.

I think I may be over it now. Oh, wait. Microsoft decided that XP, a perfectly good operating system that didn't crash all the time, needed to be "fixed." So now we have Vista and half my programs won't work any more. Okay, now I'm done ranting. I need a homebrew.
 
Everyone doesn't feel this way? American sports in general piss me off to many ignorant dumb asses getting paid millions. Show some real sports like soccer and rugby. As far as Microsoft is concerned get a Mac. they are soo much better.
 
rant on. Tis good to get it out of the system. Change for the sake of change.
XP is a decent OS. I use it at work and there is no way in he11 I would change to vista. There is no reason to produce a new OS. There has been very little advancement in hardware over the last few years to warrent a complete new OS.

My favourite crisp back in the UK changed its packaging and the size of the crisp. I was very unhappy about that!

As for the sports - that is just down to money as they know that the fans would have to go out and buy the new strip. Happens in soccer sometimes twice a year! AFL stays the same which is good. P.S. GO THE HAWKS!!!
 
Rant - Okay XP is not stable.. we use it at work and it crashes more then when we used to use Win2k.. The reason they came out with vista is because XP is set to "Default Allow" any and all actions which is not safe and easy to hack.. Vista is basicly XP but set to "Default Deny" that is why as an administrator it asks you 3 times if you are sure you want to delete a document on the desktop..till you tweak it anyway.. Sure they added some additonal features.. but it is still just revamped XP..
/Rant

SpamDog

PS Long Live the Penguin!!!!
 
And another thing that bugs me: style over function.

Three examples:

1. Shorts that go below your knees are, IMHO, no longer functioning as shorts.

2. Pants that are worn below your ass so that they do not cover either your ass or your business are not functioning as pants.

3. The itty bitty "trick" bikes that teenagers insist in riding totally suck at transportation. When I was young (and even now today) I wanted the fastest bicycle I could get. If it looked cool I guess that was a bonus, but its main purpose was to get me there fast.
 
I have XP on my desktop and vista on this laptop. I personnaly don't care for vista, but even more dislike the new 2007 version of MS Word. They've changed things around so much that it is a real PITA to figure out how to do things that used to be simple.
 
wow, so other people get pissed at things in life too..... .....awesome
 
I hear you...damned kids, always walkin' on my lawn...back when I was a boy, we didn't have time to play. We were workin' in the coal mines from age 6. And we had to walk to school, uphill both ways in the snow. ;)

I will say: it's not the shaved heads and long shorts that doomed the NBA. It's the scripted, mechanical, commercialized nature of the league today. Even back when I was a kid and MJ was throwing up 65 points in playoff games, it was fun to watch because it wasn't so mechanical. Today...hell, even the NFL is predictable and mechanical. Everyone is as good as they can be, every play is called by taking an algorithmic probability of success rather than gut instinct and good coaching...it's boring. Don't get me wrong, I'll watch the Skins every day of the week...but I honestly enjoy watching college ball more, because there's more parity and unpredictability, and the kids are playing their hearts out because, for most of them, this is their time. They won't go on to play pro ball, so their hearts are all in. Pro ballers, on the other hand, already made it. They're making millions and all they need to do is not suck and not get hurt. And dance like a ******* every time they make a 5-yard reception.

So, yeah, don't be so quick to blame everything on long shorts and shaved heads.

And personally, I've never cared for gray away jerseys in baseball. It looks ugly, like primer.

As for XP-Vista...that's the name of the game. They need money to stay in business...and once they've tapped out the market on a certain product, if they want to stay in business, they need to introduce a new one. You can't fault a company for wanting to make money. I'm not defending MS of Vista...just saying, capitalism is what it is.

And if you think XP doesn't crash all the time, then you're not using XP. ;)
 
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