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IF you're drun jkko n a friday !NIGHT!
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eschatz
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thanks you sir. I am drunkinated.
End of transmission.
End of transmission.
s3n8
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getting there, homebrew IPA, homebrew fat tire, victory hop wallop... next in line bigfoot.
KingBrianI
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You're starting early!
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TH'at s what I'm talkin babout! It started out as a smalll partygy but I jsut gkept thpe apraty goingg iwhen everyon elft. Kexcpet for SHEWIMGBO who is sasleyp on the sofa.
enderwig
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I strive for great inebriation! Obviously I am not trying hard enough, I can still spell, and am speaking english instead of druck.
I'm sure I will be. I have to do some packing, and I have to drive my buddy around to get parts to build a wall, so I can't have too much to drink. Yet. 
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Dude instead ovf buoilding a wall yous hould be TEARING IT DONW!!
I'm sick, but ive still managed to down a weiss bock & an APA tonight.
s3n8
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Man, the bigfoot tastes young. glad i have 5 more of them. I bet it will be good in 6 mos.
BoyScout
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I'm working on it. Had 2 glasses of scotch, abd I just opened my 2nd beer.
I did end up with a new signature though....
I did end up with a new signature though....
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Scotch Is A Fanasitc Idae!
eschatz
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llazy_llama
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I'm getting there, I'm getting there. After the last few years, it just takes me a bit longer.
Glass of HB Hefe in one hand, Apfelwein in the other.
Glass of HB Hefe in one hand, Apfelwein in the other.
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Doood I kne w you had my back.
Kronin
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HAHA ya brothja! remindz me of floydd, and the worms ate into his brain... wow i types that fast not too bad...
<more beer> my favourite sticker on james htfields gitter.
llazy_llama
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Okay, a pint of apfelwein did it for me. Got a good strong buzz going after a 6 pack of Guinness (don't make fun), 2 bottles of HB hefe weizen, and a pint of apfelwein.
:rockin:
:rockin:
i got a pint of my Cherry Coffee Stout working its way down my gullet
Does getting stoned count? :cross:
Kronin
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it should! lol
Well, then, as soon as one of those craigslist ******** comes to pick this dresser up and leaves, i'm gonna spark one...
ill join you, pack a bowl up right now
Kronin
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i wish.....
Kronin
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Okay ai promised ytou a hilarious craglist ad, and i foind it... there are a few pics of the xterra that are missing, and the MC hammer pants. lol
its a good read
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NINJA HAULER: 2005 Nissan Xterra - $12900 (Ronan / Lake County)
Reply to: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: 2008-11-19, 10:04PM MST
OK, let me start off by saying this Xterra is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Nissan would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.
It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.
This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what the hell On Star is).
No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 265 HP engine to outrun the cops. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The Xterra also has an automatic transmission so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once.
It has room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. There's a tow hitch to pull your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new windshield to replace the one that got shot out by The Man.
My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $12,900, but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $5,000 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.
There's only 69,000 miles on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.
Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.
To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants.
Rock on.
its a good read
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NINJA HAULER: 2005 Nissan Xterra - $12900 (Ronan / Lake County)
Reply to: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: 2008-11-19, 10:04PM MST
OK, let me start off by saying this Xterra is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Nissan would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.
It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.
This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don't even know what the hell On Star is).
No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 265 HP engine to outrun the cops. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The Xterra also has an automatic transmission so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once.
It has room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. There's a tow hitch to pull your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new windshield to replace the one that got shot out by The Man.
My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $12,900, but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $5,000 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.
There's only 69,000 miles on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.
Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.
To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants.
Rock on.
Kronin
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k im out for a bit, having a few more beers wit my wife watching lost caues we iz adicted and maybe i'll be hittin it with her.
but we'll see eh,
wish me luck
but we'll see eh,
wish me luck
llazy_llama
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Yeah, I'm good and druck now.
:rockin:
:rockin:
enderwig
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I thik I m bettererr now.... wwwwhhoo hooooooo!
i just had a big, nasty, chunky vurp.
BLECH!
Need another pint or 3 to wash this taste away.
BLECH!
Need another pint or 3 to wash this taste away.
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drinking the last 4 bottles of my BackShelf Ale that are in my fridge. 7 more in storage to see what they do after waiting. Not Drunk but a little mellowed. But I'm watching BRink on Science Channel and theres some people talking about scientist making a work around chemically for cold fusion and my head is thinking, "I'm sorry, what?"
So I just started brewing again in the new house, and I have Pale Ale and Wheat in the bottle and they are too young (tried both) and the Leaden Lager in the secondary (WAY to young) so I am drinking a six pack of Red Hook's copper hook and you know what? It ain't half bad. Gets better every bottle, too! By the time you read this, I'll be pretty well gone.
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OdinsBrew
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One my first glass of a Green Flash IPA. My stash of homebrew is close to out! Some experiements gone bad are there, one bottle left of my first hoppy pale left, one bottle left of my strong hoppy pale left, 5 bottle left of my "house beer" recipe, and one big ass growler of my house beer left. So I've gotta drink the store bought stuff. I've got a hoegarden clone ready to bottle tomorrow, and my first recipe made from scratch in primary, which I'm staring at right now. But the Green Flash is pretty damn good. Cheers ! —
cheeseshark
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Yes, Green Flash is a very tasty IPA. Too bad it's not available in Michigan. Of course, in my current condition, rubbing alcohol with a touch of hops would taste delicious.
SowegaBrews
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i am too drunk to read the previous posts, but not too drunk to follow directions.
so here is my pos.t
so here is my pos.t
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnhW3HypbYA]YouTube - Black Label Society - Stoned and Drunk[/ame]
llazy_llama
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S*** did I miss it? It's Saturday morning now, I got off work late.
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