jekeane
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Then she wants to have a serious conversation.
I told my wife I've been drinking since 4
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"4 am, 4 pm, or 4 years old?"
Whichever?? She is unlikely to get a coherent conversation.
Whichever?? She is unlikely to get a coherent conversation.
gratus fermentatio
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Maybe you should have kept your mouth shut...
TopherM
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Rule #1 of 4 a.m. drinking club is that you DON'T TALK ABOUT 4 a.m. DRINKING CLUB!
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Well at least your ready then.
When she says she wants to have a serious talk, that means she wants to talk. Just nod, say yes, and try not to laugh or fart.
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Congratulations, she's pregnant.
Worse than that. It goes like this:
"I've noticed you've been drinking a lot more lately..."
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I thought you meant since 4 years of age.. whereas it was probably 6 for me.
But I realize you mean 4pm (or 4 am??).
I know what "conversation" probably means when a wife says it though. It doesn't mean two people talking back and forth. It means one person talking, and the other person keeping his mouth closed (and you can guess who's who). Probably easier done when one HAS been drinking since 4!
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"Yeah? *hic* well ivsh notished that you're a lot more being a ****** latesly *hic*"
Well nothing heard from jekeane... Maybe he is either still drunk or the serious conversation didn't go well.... I hope he is uninjured!
This happens once in a while.
Someone gets to drinking a bit, they do a bit of complaining about the significant other, and then about a week later they are back on apologizing and asking to delete the thread.
VApatriot
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That and "On a long enough time line the survival rate for beer drops to zero."
"Serious Conversation you say? Hold on, let me grab a beer for this."
-Me, right before getting fussed at for a half hour.
-Me, right before getting fussed at for a half hour.
Maybe the 'serious conversation' was about posting to a beer forum right in the middle of a 'serious conversation'.
ingchr1
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When I haven't been drinking since 4 is when I start getting questioned......
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"What are you? A cop?"
That reminds me. I've a beer to drink.
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Beer sounds good.
Make some fruity apfelwein, or a nice sweet white wine. Serve her some at 4, maybe she'll empathize.
Can't beat them, then join them.
Can't beat them, then join them.
I got this beat. I started drinking grandma's corn squeezin's at 2 or 3 when I was cuttin' toophers. *hic, blarf* I learnt then that gin makesh ya shin. Mmmmmmmm, hica...mmmmm I keep my eyes wide open all the time. I drink more beer than I drink wine. After a few home brews I sure feel fine! I paid the fine, couldn't walk the line...
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njviking
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This always works. Just go on the offensive first..
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maybe more like this.
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noggins
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can an admin change this thread to a poll so we can start betting on what happens to OP? are polls still a thing?
That was Mrs. OP.
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