I THINK I turned my chicken into an alcoholic...

[ChefRex]

SWMBO caught me in the act of giving the chicken beer last night. She screamed "omg her liver!!!" I'm not sure if my inquisitive brow or the chickens eye-of-death was more powerful...

"She Fuc*ing NEEDS it..."

She must love the chicken more than you? I didn't hear her worrying about your liver!
Divorce her now and take the chicken with you is my advice!

 

[cannman]

Have you noticed a difference in the taste of those eggs? Does she lay more? Or less? Just curious.
Regards, GF.

She is a solid one egg a day chicken. The only thing it has done is make her more sociable with me.

 

[lschiavo]

She must love the chicken more than you? I didn't hear her worrying about your liver!
Divorce her now and take the chicken with you is my advice!

Good point! Life would be awesome with an alcoholic chicken. Especially if it could hold down a job.

She is a solid one egg a day chicken. The only thing it has done is make her more sociable with me.

You are falling in love with your chicken. It happens I suppose. One egg a day is not gonna support the both of you. Think it through.

 

[Inkleg]

You are falling in love with your chicken. It happens I suppose. One egg a day is not gonna support the both of you. Think it through.

This is a good point. Plus after you marry the chicken she'll feel she only has to lay eggs on your birthday and maybe Christmas if you've been a good boy. That's just how it goes.

 

[Melana]

This is a good point. Plus after you marry the chicken she'll feel she only has to lay eggs on your birthday and maybe Christmas if you've been a good boy. That's just how it goes.

That often?

 

[nutty_gnome]

Its fun to party with a drunk chick.... but don't let her babysit.

 

[ChefRex]

That often?

This is why I'll never remarry! Drunk chicken or not.

 

[Billy-Klubb]

start feeding that thing stout! compromise with your lady and feed the thing only session beers.

 

[slym2none]

She must love the chicken more than you? I didn't hear her worrying about your liver!
Divorce her now and take the chicken with you is my advice!

**** it... let the b**h have the all of that c**k she wants.

 

[petey_c]

**** it... let the b**h have the all of that c**k she wants.

and by c**k you mean rooster, don't you?

 

[harleybug88]

Note on chicken eating: SWMBO has taken this chicken to the vet and it has had antibiotics... There's a warning label for that, right??

My ex-wife once wanted to take a pet rat to the vet.
I had to veto that. :smack:

 

[slym2none]

and by c**k you mean rooster, don't you?

Yes.

 

[cannman]

My ex-wife once wanted to take a pet rat to the vet.
I had to veto that. :smack:

An ex of mine took a hamster to the vet. $80. The vet warned her, pretty much saying "Hey lady, this is a $10 pet store animal, just cut your losses and beat it." But she had to drop the "Money is no object!" line............

 

[petey_c]

I promise not to help this thread to devolve into how much we spend on our pets thread... after this. A retired co-worker has spent about $6,000.00 on his (oh I'm gonna hate sayin' this) wife's cat.

 

[Zuljin]

I had thought of being a gynecologist, but then I relaized how many sick ones I'd have to deal with. Didn't seem so glamorous then.

 

[cannman]

I had thought of being a gynecologist, but then I relaized how many sick ones I'd have to deal with. Didn't seem so glamorous then.

You've never seen "blue waffle?"

 

[Homercidal]

I promise not to help this thread to devolve into how much we spend on our pets thread... after this. A retired co-worker has spent about $6,000.00 on his (oh I'm gonna hate sayin' this) wife's cat.

That's money well spent right there.

But let's get this thread back on topic.

 

[Melana]

Thousands of veterinarians can't be wrong

 

[cannman]

She brooding today. Didn't come out for beer today

 

[lschiavo]

She brooding today. Didn't come out beer today

You talking fuzny. Yous drunk hers shares?

 

[Fedora]

You talking fuzny. Yous drunk hers shares?

Heh. Damn drunk chickens and chickens people.

 

[Zuljin]

You've never seen "blue waffle?"

It is among many things I knew better than.

 

[cannman]

You talking fuzny. Yous drunk hers shares?

Heh. Damn drunk chickens and chickens people.

Pretty much:

 

[solbes]

Maybe she needs to branch out more. We all need a 'lil variety now and again. Big glass of California Cab? How about sipping some fine 18 year old scotchy Scotch?

 

[cannman]

SWMBO took the cat to the vet today... View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1443139680.364706.jpg

 

[Zuljin]

Don't bring me to that vet. I don't want any pain injections.

 

[unionrdr]

Pretty much:

Bill the cat lives!!!

 

[UndeadFred]

I just joined and saw this. All my chickens get pissed if I don't brew for awhile... Mash is frickin chicken crack. I will avoid spilling beer. Thanks for the heads up on that.

 

[mesooohoppy]

I have 6 hens and 1 likes beer. It's mostly, if not all, foam though. When I 'shoot' I generally try to have a little head for appearances. The rest love the spent grain and peck at the rim of my glass.

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With that said, anyone have an instagram and shoot with birds? I cannot be the only one!

 

[SharonaZamboni]

I checked your IG. Makes me want some chickens. They look like fun, but I'm probably too lazy to care for them.