I made some awesome banana bread to go with breakfast for my out-of-town visitors, the ones hubby invited here from the tractor forum he belongs to. I'm not a bread maker, yet, but they oohed and ahhhed over the bread, went good with the fresh eggs, mystery meat and onion stir fry.
I was so pissed that hubby invited these people who he said are Christian missionaries and don't curse around them!! That was the hardest part, lol, a lot of "oh sh... shizammm!!!" And, "what the fu.... fun mess we got into." I took them on a tour. But we had flooding from recent rain so it was a little difficult getting around in the woods and hubby's friend made the mistake of telling me he hadn't gotten to see an alligator while in Florida. Haha, he got to see one or 2!
They said they didn't drink when I offered them a homebrew, so I said "Well, I'll open the last bottle of blackberry wine then." I added, "you won't even taste the alcohol in it." And they drank it and they loved it!!! LOL, having a drink with Christian missionaries having their first drink in 15 years! I'm surprised they didn't taste the nearly 15% alcohol in it.
We had so much fun and literally my stomach muscles are sore from laughing so much. I LOVE my new friends. Hubby would sit down to eat with us but pretty much I entertained them the 2 days. Now, they are telling people on the tractor forum how we "have it made" and more tractor people want to come see us. Haha, no....
There was the incident with the cactus the wife said I could eat, ouch!!! And the gold fish/ gold finch thing, hilarious but an inside joke now, and the guy and his dog who had not seen civilization in a long time, he come walking up from the national forest, which surrounds us. They were like kids in a candy store and I don't think they ever felt an adrenaline rush like they felt exploring with me. When we finally got back, after all day in the woods, looking at the sink holes, wild turkeys, rabbits, alligators and a bear in the distance, the wife told me she felt itchy, like she got bit by bugs. I told her it's probably ticks, get your hubby to check you later.
I can't remember the last time I had so much fun, and it was more than just what I mentioned. My driving the lawn tractor that we used to look around, though we did have to get off and walk a lot. They asked, did I have a driver's license and my answer was no and I was serious!!!!