Stauffbier
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When I was young I had really hairy knees, but doing wood floors took care of that. Now I have really hairy legs (just like my arms), but my knees are bald.
I think I married her. What brand of shaving cream did she prefer?
I think I married her. What brand of shaving cream did she prefer?
Old spice, had to borrow from Dad. I still feel bad for her.![]()
That's her! PM me your phone number and address. You have some nieces and nephew's to meet. A good auntie would be here helping shave these kids.
Besides the back hair, there are other reasons why my other sisters and I don't like Heather. She was the "baby" of the family, spoiled rotten. Heather, light as a feather, maybe the day she was born!!! Outgrew the rest of us in no time, got all the good food, none of us liked her, well, none of us sisters, parents liked her a lot for some reason. Probably felt sorry for her. Just give her more peanut butter so she'll shut the hell up. Whining all the time.
I never knew it was like that for you sis. Can I call you sis now? The whining and peanut butter...that's the way shaving days are...right? I never knew any different.
We should talk.
Sure, you can call me Sis. Shaving, whining and peanut butter, I understand.![]()
God, I'm glad Ischiavo is back!
EDIT.. I should put some bananas to that![]()
No you're not! I'm pure evil. The evil without bushy arm hair...but still really evil.
Oh bother. I am putting on my work boots again. Car dealership is getting yantsy about their trees needing to come down. We had a couple of days that were pretty windy and they have already had one car damaged from a falling limb.
I had a old benchtop chainsaw sharpener that I was hoping would last through one more summer but yesterday the bearings went out of it again. I have repaired that silly thing so many times I just tossed it and got a new one yesterday. Wow what a difference between them. I got a pro model that could be used in a pinch as a commercial sharpener.
Bring on the trees because I am getting in touch with my inner Paul Bunyon![]()
Speaking of which...Man, this thread really picked up steam lately...
How very Jason Bourne of you.Sometimes hubby lurks outside my craft room window, and it does worry me. I asked him one time, what are you doing? You scared me! He said just going for a walk. In the overgrown backyard? Why not take a walk down the long driveway? He hears all kinds of clanging noises and stuff, wonders what I do back here. I need to install some blinds. He is not allowed in my craft room, I keep broken glass on the floor near the doorway. So now he sneaks around to the window.![]()
Oh, that's easy. Work with high voltage equipment that can't be turned off at any cost. You'll be drawing your eyebrows on in no time.I will try that this summer. But, it does not explain the unibrow, nose and ear hair...you're holding out on me....
No you're not! I'm pure evil. The evil without bushy arm hair...but still really evil.
It's late and I love all you guys and gals. I was invited to a family reunion in Pennsylvania. Four different extended family members invited me, will pick me up from airport and I got a place to stay. In August. My hairy sister won't be there, it's confirmed, so no confrontation.
Auntie Bobbi would be the aunt you love and is a bit nuts but love and trust.
Yes, my nieces and nephews love me. Their crazy Aunt BobbiLynn. We have fun together. I let them paint on walls even when this is forbidden.
Should I walk across the yard in my underwear for another beer(Garage) or should I just go to bed?
Should I walk across the yard in my underwear for another beer(Garage) or should I just go to bed?
Pour away...wear a hat though.