I hate jackasses

[MikeFlynn74]

I thought about what this buttwad said and the more I thought about it the more it pissed me off. "But Dude, you KNEW it was my wifes birthday!"

IOW the content of his thought process went somewhere along these lines...


1. You knew I was going to **** you, I mean after all, how much a punk would I be to take off on my wife on her birthday. So it's clearly YOUR fault for accepting me at my word and thinking that I would go along. How stupid are you, anyways?

2. I just spent a grand on a dog. Ya, I know I said I would go along on the trip but when I was offered the puppy I assessed my checking account, determined that I didn't have enough money to do both and needed to come up with an excuse to bail out on hanging with my 'friends.' So I decided to claim that the dog pound charged me 5 times what it truely did, I created some fictitious "breeder" so that you wouldn't know I got the puppy from the MSCPA cause the former owner got sent to the county lockup for dealing. But look at what a badass I am now, walking around with a PITBULL. Ya I'm bad, allright! Mess with me and I'll turn her loose on your ass.
"Hey. Hey! No!!! Stop! Stop!!!! Oh, sheet! Oh no, no, no , no!!!! I can't believe it! I just WALKED you an hour ago. Now how am I supposed to explain to Mom what happened to her favorite blanket? Crap!!!" Mom is going to KILL me!

Lets face it, bro, you got ****ty taste in friends.

PTN

Its hard to find good friends my age- There are 2 crowds. 1 who would spend 500$ a night at the bar vs actually doing something and the other crowd who is older and does things I couldnt possibably afford.

It sucks being 30, having kids and responsibilities, yet not knowing anyone in the same mindset.

Good people arent around like they used to be

 

[nakros]

It sucks being 30, having kids and responsibilities, yet not knowing anyone in the same mindset.

Amen. I'm with you on this one. All the guys I used to hang out with are still kidless and whooping it up.

Enh, at least we have lots of beer in which to drown our sorrows .

 

[lowlife]

I can relate as a new dad, i feel left out of a lot of things. Its got to the point where I am not even asked anymore to go out because they know I wont be able to most of the time.

 

[Schlenkerla]

It sucks being 30, having kids and responsibilities, yet not knowing anyone in the same mindset.

Its not that bad, getting plowed at a bar and driving home is no good. You party more at home or at HB buddies homes. Having a family-life brings you joy that they don't have and are seeking out at the bar.

Well, err cheap casual sex leading to marriage and kids!

 

[Pumbaa]

He then proceeds to tell me its his wifes birthday that weekend and I knew that. So I shouldnt be suprised he cancelled.
WTF? What an *******. This is going to make working awesome considering its just me and him in the Office.

Anyone want to go fishing?

F' his wife . . . no seriously . . . . if being in the office is gonna suck anyway

 

[jmendez29]

Doesn't help right now, but I wouldn't invite him on any more trips. Or if you do, and he tries to hand you money for the trip, make like you didn't really expect him to want to go so you filled his spot already. Either way, make sure he never forgets that he bagged out on you.