I am a rookie in the world of brewed beverages. Any recommendations?

[BusinessSloth]

BusinessSloth.


Tagging myself for later reading of this whole thread

 

[lb304854]

Carry on as you please. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wasn't quoting you.

 

[pgh_penguins]

BusinessSloth.


Tagging myself for later reading of this whole thread

BusinessSloth <3

 

[BusinessSloth]

BusinessSloth <3

I gotta get to work

 

[JulianB1]

I got a solid 5 hours in last night. Sleep is like 4th on my list of priorities.

Okay I was just surprised to see you posting so early this morning considering you were still firing away on here when I went to sleep (which was really late because I stayed up watching the hockey game).

 

[rjose]

Ugh, idk. I'm getting bored of our new girlfriend. I don't think we should break up with her but if she doesn't smash a bunch of beers this weekend and file a stunning report we should start cheating on her more and probably ignore her texts.

 

[Rempo]

I'm just here for the likes

♫ Tuesday night I joined your forum
Thursday Gene confirmed I'm woman
Friday came; homies be mad again
I was only having fun
Wasn't hurting anyone
And we all enjoyed increased pineapple sales

I've been labeled as a troll by some
I posted in RTT for fun
Even talked about my acid trip - insane
And you told me 'fit in first'
But I've really got this thirst
And my endgame isn't blog hits, it's the whales

You may be right
I may be crazy
But you just may have the booze and ticks I'm looking for
Hermaphrodite?
Post Op? Or tranny?
You may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right ♫

 

[SirDickButts]

BusinessSloth.


Tagging myself for later reading of this whole thread

lmao. man, did i get a good chuckle from your new avatar.

 

[FTowne1]

I'm just here for the likes

♫ Tuesday night I joined your forum
Thursday Gene confirmed I'm woman
Friday came; homies be mad again
I was only having fun
Wasn't hurting anyone
And we all enjoyed increased pineapple sales

I've been labeled as a troll by some
I posted in RTT for fun
Even talked about my acid trip - insane
And you told me 'fit in first'
But I've really got this thirst
And my endgame isn't blog hits, it's the whales

You may be right
I may be crazy
But you just may have the booze and ticks I'm looking for
Hermaphrodite?
Post Op? Or tranny?
You may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right ♫

 

[BeerRookie]

Okay I was just surprised to see you posting so early this morning considering you were still firing away on here when I went to sleep (which was really late because I stayed up watching the hockey game).

I have to work at 7:30 and due to a "work stoppage" I need to get to the redezvous point earlier.

 

[mixed_master7]

I'm just here for the likes

♫ Tuesday night I joined your forum
Thursday Gene confirmed I'm woman
Friday came; homies be mad again
I was only having fun
Wasn't hurting anyone
And we all enjoyed increased pineapple sales

I've been labeled as a troll by some
I posted in RTT for fun
Even talked about my acid trip - insane
And you told me 'fit in first'
But I've really got this thirst
And my endgame isn't blog hits, it's the whales

You may be right
I may be crazy
But you just may have the booze and ticks I'm looking for
Hermaphrodite?
Post Op? Or tranny?
You may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right ♫

 

[lazerviking]

BeerRookie - Because you're new: the one thing to know about JulianB is that his creepiness knows no bounds. You've been warned.

 

[rjose]

"work stoppage" "redezvous point"

Are you a Pinkerton?

 

[BeerRookie]

BeerRookie - Because you're new: the one thing to know about JulianB is that his creepiness knows no bounds. You've been warned.

Hahaha, noted.

 

[BeerRookie]

Are you a Pinkerton?

That's the verbiage my office uses. Dramatic right? It really means the warehouse is on strike and we have to meet at an off-site location for safety reasons.

 

[JulianB1]

BeerRookie - Because you're new: the one thing to know about JulianB is that his creepiness knows no bounds. You've been warned.

Hey, the warning is right there in my signature!

 

[lb304854]

I'm just here for the likes

♫ Tuesday night I joined your forum
Thursday Gene confirmed I'm woman
Friday came; homies be mad again
I was only having fun
Wasn't hurting anyone
And we all enjoyed increased pineapple sales

I've been labeled as a troll by some
I posted in RTT for fun
Even talked about my acid trip - insane
And you told me 'fit in first'
But I've really got this thirst
And my endgame isn't blog hits, it's the whales

You may be right
I may be crazy
But you just may have the booze and ticks I'm looking for
Hermaphrodite?
Post Op? Or tranny?
You may be wrong for all I know
But you may be right ♫

 

[beerlotti]

Would be a great gesture if BeerRookie moseyed on over to this thread and donated:

http://www.talkbeer.com/community/t...bic-beer-mead-awesome-student-drawings.33009/

The kids are talented with their drawings and would probably do great things with her.............eyyyyes

 

[Rempo]

♫ What's the matter with the beer I'm drinking?
"Peanut butter stout's a ****** style!"
Maybe I should buy some classic staples?
"Welcome back to Two-Thousand Five
Where have you been hidin' out lately, honey?
You can't talk craft beer till you spend a lot of money"
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new brews -
Funny, but it's still off-the-shelf for me ♫

 

[Rempo]

♫ Come on, Belgium, don't make me wait
American 'lambics' taste much too fake
And the ones in my cellar I'm trying to age
Release some more Cantillon
Well...Tilquin, De Cam, Girardin - yay!
I'd even be happy with Mariage Parfait
And I fully accept the price that I pay
For a Drie Fonteinen Magnum
Only sours for my tongue
That's what I said
Only sours for my tongue
Only sours for my tongue

You might have seen that TalkBeer's a shitlord crowd
We ain't too pretty, we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
But that never hurt no one
So, come on, BeerRookie, don't ride the pine
Buy some real sour beer; it's better than wine
The stars-and-stripes brews that you're hiding behind
Never impress anyone
Darling, lambics are much more fun ♫

 

[mixed_master7]

♫ Come on, Belgium, don't make me wait
American 'lambics' taste much too fake
And the ones in my cellar I'm trying to age
Release some more Cantillon
Well...Tilquin, De Cam, Girardin - yay!
I'd even be happy with Mariage Parfait
And I fully accept the price that I pay
For a Drie Fonteinen Magnum
Only sours for my tongue
That's what I said
Only sours for my tongue
Only sours for my tongue

You might have seen that TalkBeer's a shitlord crowd
We ain't too pretty, we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
But that never hurt no one
So, come on, BeerRookie, don't ride the pine
Buy some real sour beer; it's better than wine
The stars-and-stripes brews that you're hiding behind
Never impress anyone
Darling, lambics are much more fun ♫

If you ever need an accompanying horn player and really wanna get the show on the road, hit me up.

 

[ChicagoGuy]

BeerRookie, you talk a lot of ****. Looks like you're getting a feel for this place. Stick around.

On another note, ******* are there some creepy ******* posts in this thread.

 

[mixed_master7]

On another note, ******* are there some creepy ******* posts in this thread.

Most of the users here are homely neck beards with the most action they've gotten in the last 10 years being picking their own bellybutton lint every night in the mirror.

I am not surprised, one bit.

 

[tennispl]

picking their own bellybutton lint every night in the mirror.

 

[mixed_master7]

You can raise my corn dog any day, bb.


















































See? Doesn't take much.

 

[BeerRookie]

On another note, ******* are there some creepy ******* posts in this thread.

Boys will be boys.

 

[user 306926]

Homies will be homies.

 

[ChicagoGuy]

Boys will be boys.

If you are interested in sticking around, are willing to send out a box of your local beers (and lie your ass off to FedEx about said box containing vinegar, lava lamps, or snow globes) in exchange for receiving a box of local beers from another part of the country, and want to see this community at its absolute best and most generous, join a BIF ("Beer It Forward").

Round 2 of the noob BIF is just getting started - I saw that jakeox already tagged you in it, definitely check it out.

 

[Gene1]

If you are interested in sticking around, are willing to send out a box of your local beers (and lie your ass off to FedEx about said box containing vinegar, lava lamps, or snow globes) in exchange for receiving a box of local beers from another part of the country, and want to see this community at its absolute best and most generous, join a BIF ("Beer It Forward").

Round 2 of the noob BIF is just getting started - I saw that jakeox already tagged you in it, definitely check it out.

^^^^ Do this BeerRookie

 

[beerlotti]

^^^^ Do this BeerRookie

Where "rubber meets the road" and "**** or get off the pot" combine