Cool, yeah, thanks everyone, I'm definitely being super realistic about what I can handle. I'm incredibly lucky to have a significant other who can "bring home the bacon", though.
We've taken turns being the sole provider over the last 5 years, and right now it's my turn to slack off. So I don't have a ton of money, but I do have a lot of time. 
Right now what sounds like the best for me is trying to do a detached-garage brewery at home, like Gordie. That'd take the pressure off to turn a profit to cover rent every month. Thing is, I have no idea how to find out if that's legal in Oregon, or if the houses we'd be interested in buying are zoned to have a nanobrewery on the land. That'd be a pretty crucial step, I think.
If we do end up in a house where it's legal, I think I can handle the rest, since it's still really similar to homebrewing at that level. I'd need to find bigger versions of everything and add a few pieces like a pump and a plate chiller, and of course deal with much bigger power and water consumption, but putting together the equipment is one of my favorite parts of the process.
And yeah, I'd do some more research on the price... I think if I can use my own residential land as a brewery, I still won't be able to sell the bottles on-site, so I'd need to be able to work with some of the funky local bottle shops or something. I wonder what the laws are on self-distributing in Portland....
This is a ton of fun to think about, if nothing else.
Right now what sounds like the best for me is trying to do a detached-garage brewery at home, like Gordie. That'd take the pressure off to turn a profit to cover rent every month. Thing is, I have no idea how to find out if that's legal in Oregon, or if the houses we'd be interested in buying are zoned to have a nanobrewery on the land. That'd be a pretty crucial step, I think.
If we do end up in a house where it's legal, I think I can handle the rest, since it's still really similar to homebrewing at that level. I'd need to find bigger versions of everything and add a few pieces like a pump and a plate chiller, and of course deal with much bigger power and water consumption, but putting together the equipment is one of my favorite parts of the process.
And yeah, I'd do some more research on the price... I think if I can use my own residential land as a brewery, I still won't be able to sell the bottles on-site, so I'd need to be able to work with some of the funky local bottle shops or something. I wonder what the laws are on self-distributing in Portland....
This is a ton of fun to think about, if nothing else.