How Do I Put This?

[Airborneguy]

I'd never speak to my daughter again if she tried to play this game. This is why we're moving to a place with plain old normal people really soon.

 

[Homercidal]

I sense a crappy reality show forming.

 

[PVH]

OP, a woman, used the term "sanctioned semi-strange." I must step up my game lest I fall hopelessly behind.

 

[IXVolt]

This thread needs pics.

 

[TyTanium]

This thread needs pics.

Really?

...reclusive, gothy musician, neutered boyfriend...

 

[Brew-Happy]

This thread needs pics.

 

[H-ost]

HAH! Man or woman? Who knows....

 

[BrewerinBR]

Wait, if was he medically sterilized, then his his sex drive was cut off as in castrated and sex would be a non-issue as he or shall I say "IT" would have no interest in sex and be unable to achieve an erection!! Wow, that is a drastic thing to do and most doctors will not perform such an operation unless the guy is a pedophile and could not control his urge for young children. Otherwise he could be chemically sterilized which lasts as long as he takes the drugs, which I believe have some very strange side effects. Most disturbing ... now I was quite wild at 22 but this takes the cake, frosting and pan included. If this guy actually had his testicles removed then he is beyond weird ... so beyond weird ... My heart goes out to you, I hope it all works out okay. Good Luck.

 

[passedpawn]

Wait, if was he medically sterilized, then his his sex drive was cut off as in castrated and sex would be a non-issue as he or shall I say "IT" would have no interest in sex and be unable to achieve an erection!! Wow, that is a drastic thing to do and most doctors will not perform such an operation unless the guy is a pedophile and could not control his urge for young children. Otherwise he could be chemically sterilized which lasts as long as he takes the drugs, which I believe have some very strange side effects. Most disturbing ... now I was quite wild at 22 but this takes the cake, frosting and pan included. If this guy actually had his testicles removed then he is beyond weird ... so beyond weird ... My heart goes out to you, I hope it all works out okay. Good Luck.

I'm sure we are talking about vasectomy here.

 

[ChillWill]

I'm sure we are talking about vasectomy here.

Or got a friend to kick him in the nuts really, really hard?

 

[Pappers_]

Or got a friend to kick him in the nuts really, really hard?

It was "performance art", to a sound track, video recorded and funded with a grant from the NEA.

 

[IXVolt]

Or got a friend to kick him in the nuts really, really hard?

This is a true friend.

 

[Pumbaa]

If thats him he needs a ass beating for violating all that isnt totally fawking ghey

 

[passedpawn]

If thats him he needs a ass beating for violating all that isnt totally fawking ghey

That's Justiin Beiber with some a serious photoshoppage.

 

[SharonaZamboni]

Hey! It is the Beib! I didn't recognize him. I know it's not my guy, cuz that one's totally bald.

 

[H-ost]

If that REALLY is beiber, then I'm sorry PP but you just lost 10 man points for instantly recognizing him.

 

[schmoe]

If that REALLY is beiber, then I'm sorry PP but you just lost 10 man points for instantly recognizing him.

Goodbye manpoints for me then. I instantly recognized him and that makes me sad as a human being.

 

[spearko520]

Wait. Hold on a second. Let's really think this through. I think the facts will provide some justification and maybe even some modicum of respect for the guy in this situation.

1. He's on the fast track to hooking up with 2 girls. You know, the 3-way all the guys want??
2. He's made sure that he won't suffer paternally for his sowing of the wild oats.
3. He's so charming and charismatic that he even has (one of) his girlfriend's mom's cooking for him and then bringing the food to HIM!!

I don't know about the rest of you, but this guy kind of sounds like some sort of social genius to me!

i bet he has two penises. i heard that makes you really smart.

 

[passedpawn]

If that REALLY is beiber, then I'm sorry PP but you just lost 10 man points for instantly recognizing him.

Hah, right. You have no idea how unlikely it is that I would know anything about Justin Beiber. But I'll take the hit to the man points and make it up on my wife tonight :rockin:

 

[Zuljin]

Hah, right. You have no idea how unlikely it is that I would know anything about Justin Beiber. But I'll take the hit to the man points and make it up on my wife tonight :rockin:

Both wives? Because if it's only one, you only get half points.

Better do it twice to make up.

 

[Brew-Happy]

Hey! It is the Beib! I didn't recognize him. I know it's not my guy, cuz that one's totally bald.

LOL yeah i googled Justin Beiber Goth and that is what came up. I figured if it was a "sterilized" goth male it couldn't be much different than Beiber.

 

[blizzard]

This thread is full of win.

 

[cheezydemon3]

so much win that I feel.....dirty........

 

[Homercidal]

You gotta snap a pic when you go out to dinner. Are you sure he's not EMO? They are often confused for Goths, because they both suck.

 

[SharonaZamboni]

Well, dinner was totally uneventful. No wedding talk; the poor guy must have started out with every intention to talk, but lost his nerve. No makeup, only black polish on man-length nails. He really is a nice kid, very respectful and polite. Evil genius.


Wedding pictures, that's what ya wanna see!

Here's a pic, but I've tried to fuzz it up a bit. Wouldn't want him to find this thread in a photo search.

 

[Beer-lord]

You gotta snap a pic when you go out to dinner. Are you sure he's not EMO? They are often confused for Goths, because they both suck.

I almost spewed coffee out of my nose when I read that!

 

[IXVolt]

but lost his nerve.

Funny how those are attached below the waist.

 

[Airborneguy]

Yeah I'd definitely shoot that weirdo if he walked in my door. Seriously.

 

[GarageDweller]

damn, if that guy lived around these parts they would shoot him with a tranquilizer dart and put his ass in the zoo. Some kind of leather-legged sloth, with a top-hat and possibly a missing left nipple? If this is the next generation, we are done for!
Good luck OP!

 

[H-ost]

damn, if that guy lived around these parts they would shoot him with a tranquilizer dart and put his ass in the zoo. Some kind of leather-legged sloth, with a top-hat and possibly a missing left nipple? If this is the next generation, we are done for!
Good luck OP!

Well if the new trend is to get yourself neutered, then I think there is hope for us yet...