Here in Western Washington we also have four seasons; Early Spring (wet), Late Spring (wet and humid), 2-3 days or weeks of hot as ballz Summer (humid) (also depends on El Nino or La Nina, little sh*t kids can't make up their minds), then Fall (warm, wet, and humid). Once in a great while we get the 5th season, also known as 1 week of Deep Winter in Minnesota (I think all the norwegians brought that with them) which completely shuts down everything. Usually arrives in February. Or April. Our ski resorts are still open and it's almost May.