how about a meme generator thread...

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[bracconiere]

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hunchback.....

 

[dmtaylor]

 

[balrog]

 

[Kharnynb]

Why i'm still a home brewer even after several offers from local breweries:

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Why i'm still a home brewer even after several offers from local breweries:

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I easily say no way every time someone remarks “you should be a baker” I am not a morning person for anything but fishing and even that has limits these days.

 

[SteveH aka shetc]

 

[bracconiere]

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FTFY!

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[Kent88]

 

[Kent88]

 

[Kharnynb]

dear florida, did this sign really need to be made?

 

[NeoBrew]

dear florida, did this sign really need to be made?

Know your constituency.

 

[skunkape]

dear florida, did this sign really need to be made?

Somewhere out there is a one-handed guy chewing on a silica-gel pack who is shocked to discover that his coffee is hot.

 

[DBhomebrew]

Everyone loves to make fun of the poor 80 year old woman with 3rd degree burns.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald's_Restaurants

 

[cmac62]

Everyone loves to make fun of the poor 80 year old woman with 3rd degree burns.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald's_Restaurants

Wow, hospitalized and had to undergo skin grafts. I have spilled coffee in my crotch, but nothing like that. Ouch.

 

[Kharnynb]

 

[tracer bullet]

Wow, hospitalized and had to undergo skin grafts. I have spilled coffee in my crotch, but nothing like that. Ouch.

I've read about this, I wasn't there so I can't claim this is completely factual, but the gist was - it wasn't normal hot, it was boiling hot. Seems the particular store knew about it and didn't do anything about it. Supposedly she hoped to get the hospital bills covered but it was the jury that raised the amount. So I have read anyhow.

 

[Kee]

dear florida, did this sign really need to be made?

Yes, such a sign is absolutely necessary, although it shouldn't be. Florida is in the "hold my beer" region of the United States.

 

[balrog]

Yes, such a sign is absolutely necessary, although it shouldn't be. Florida America is in the "hold my beer" region of the United States.

FTFY

 

[Kee]

FTFY

BTW, if anyone thinks I'm being a little mean to Florida, I lived there more than 20 years and have great affection for the place. It's a lot like my home state of Texas but with prettier beaches.

 

[skunkape]

BTW, if anyone thinks I'm being a little mean to Florida, I lived there more than 20 years and have great affection for the place. It's a lot like my home state of Texas but with prettier beaches.

Those signs are not for Floridians. It's the tourist knuckleheads that have to be protected from themselves. The folks that get trampled by bison or mauled by grizzlies are usually not from Wyoming either.

 

[Kent88]

Those signs are not for Floridians. It's the tourist knuckleheads that have to be protected from themselves. The folks that get trampled by bison or mauled by grizzlies are usually not from Wyoming either.

I feel attacked. I am exactly the type of person that would get too close to a bison. I'm very comfortable around domestic bovines and would expect bison to behave exactly the same.

 

[balrog]

I feel attacked. I am exactly the type of person that would get too close to a bison. I'm very comfortable around domestic bovines and would expect bison to behave exactly the same.

...and where do you stand on Ermines?

 

[Kent88]

...and where do you stand on Ermines?

Did you know that they're free? You can just go take one!

 

[Kee]

Those signs are not for Floridians. It's the tourist knuckleheads that have to be protected from themselves. The folks that get trampled by bison or mauled by grizzlies are usually not from Wyoming either.

I get your point, but . . .

FLORIDA (KGO) -- A brave Florida man served up a hot dog lunch to some hungry alligators.

Michael Womer has no fear, and loves gators so much that he decided to feed one of them from his own mouth.

The dangerous stunt was caught on camera at a conservation center in Florida.

Michael calls himself "The Gator Crusader."

He actually does this a lot. In this case he put a camera on his head.

He says he wanted to show what it's like to have an alligator diving at your face as you hold the bait in your mouth.

https://abc7news.com/florida-man-gator-the-crusader/2246847/

 

[balrog]

Darwin Award contender

 

[Kent88]

 

[TwogunRocky]

Someone's been watching Seinfeld

Did she get Jackie Chiles on the case?